cosanostra Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Yeah well, all you lot who voted gay are a bunch of big limp-wristed mincers. Lager tops is ace. I'm away for another babycham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Sorry I'm not accepting the 'It's OK the morning after a heavy session' excuse. Be a man and just get stuck in again! If it was a proper session the chances are you would still be half cut anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Lager tops is good if they put just a scoosh of lemonade in at the end. It makes the last, flat, warm little bit of the pint taste decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Having shared a beer with DDLN in London, I can confirm, he is limp wristed. Ive shed a tear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Lager tops is good if they put just a scoosh of lemonade in at the end. It makes the last, flat, warm little bit of the pint taste decent. Do you mean putting a dash of lemonade in first and then pouring the lager ? If that's what you mean then its what we call 'bottoms'. And the reason why the last inch of your pint doesn't taste as good is because it is approximately 40% your own saliva (got that from a mate who's been on a forensic science course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Do you mean putting a dash of lemonade in first and then pouring the lager ? If that's what you mean then its what we call 'bottoms'. And the reason why the last inch of your pint doesn't taste as good is because it is approximately 40% your own saliva (got that from a mate who's been on a forensic science course). No, lemonade has to go in last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 No, lemonade has to go in last. That's tops then. And most definitely Mervyn Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Not only is it gay, its usually the takers that drink tops. Straight Lager is where its at! Even the marketing campaign for tops is gay. "Tops, for those who like bottoms" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Not only is it gay, its usually the takers that drink tops. Straight Lager is where its at! Even the marketing campaign for tops is gay. "Tops, for those who like bottoms" Mate, I hate to tell you this but, even straight lager is gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Mate, I hate to tell you this but, even straight lager is gay I make it manly simply by drinking it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I make it manly simply by drinking it! Jesus, lager drinker and a tattoo with predominantly pink colouring in it. You are most definitely a bumhole engineer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Jesus, lager drinker and a tattoo with predominantly pink colouring in it. You are most definitely a bumhole engineer. Eh, Senior Engineer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Lagers pishwater. Strongbow or Belhaven Best for me. And yes....tops is gay, its just a way for ponces to order a shandy without feeling embarrased! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argyjambo Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Christ, you do have some decent taste after all I get called an old man by my mates for my love of Mcewans Export Lager tops is most definately gay btw! AAAh the McEwans export favoured drink of my(long gone) youth. Loved it but it gave me the mother & father of headaches & hangovers though. Now stick to Deuchars IPA & copious amounts of red wine. Just a thought, I'm not a lager fan, although "tops" is, IMO well gay. I just wondered what the female equivalent is of a " gay " drink ie which is most favoured by the "todger dodger "brigade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Diggler Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Gay. Not as gay as cider but still gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Gay. Not as gay as cider but still gay. Baws. Watering down crap cider by pouring it into a pint glass half filled with ice is as gay as Richard Gere. Throwing pints of Strongbow down your throat makes you heterosexually hard as nails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Lagers pishwater. Strongbow or Belhaven Best for me. Something doesn't sit right in that statement. Can't think what it is though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Lager Tops is disgusting stuff. I only drink Lager or the occasional beer or stout. There is nothing worse than when someone mixes up your round and gives you a tops by mistake. If I can't handle a proper beer e.g. because I am driving, I will just go for a coke. Looks like the law is getting changed so you will get done for being over the limit after one pint, so it is better safe than sorry. This is getting onto a whole different thread, but surely it would be better for the politicians to target the heavy drink drivers (a person isn't going to be much affected after a pint, but 3+ and that is a different matter) and underage drink problem first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Diggler Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Lager Tops is disgusting stuff. I only drink Lager or the occasional beer or stout. There is nothing worse than when someone mixes up your round and gives you a tops by mistake. If I can't handle a proper beer e.g. because I am driving, I will just go for a coke. Looks like the law is getting changed so you will get done for being over the limit after one pint, so it is better safe than sorry. This is getting onto a whole different thread, but surely it would be better for the politicians to target the heavy drink drivers (a person isn't going to be much affected after a pint, but 3+ and that is a different matter) and underage drink problem first. You should be done if you are found to have any Alcohol in your system imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Not gay!!! If i ever do drink lager tops, i end up in a far worse state than usual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 You should be done if you are found to have any Alcohol in your system imo. Disagree to an extent. I don't drink at all if I'm driving, but the people that have had one or two pints aren't the ones that are a danger on the roads. The other day I got stranded in the middle of the road when I used a lights change because the guy approaching was on his mobile and wouldn't let me out. People using their phones and driving are far worse than drink drivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S2H Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 GAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Christ, you do have some decent taste after all My 5000+ posts have not been in vain then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 My 5000+ posts have not been in vain then. Does that mean I need to wait until you register 10,000 posts before finding another one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Well, that's it then. Lager Tops - more than two thirds of folk on kickback know it's GAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boy_in_maroon Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 ok then LAGER & LIME :dribble::dribble: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Looks like I'm a bummer. For all you cider drinkers, get yourself some Addlestones. It's loony juice, for the posh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Looks like I'm a bummer. For all you cider drinkers, get yourself some Addlestones. It's loony juice, for the posh. Me and you both What you up to tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tynie Bubbles Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I notice it is mainly the 'men' on here who dilute their alcohol with soft drinks:rolleyes: "Let's hear it for the girls!!!" Vodka or pints of undiluted beer for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I notice it is mainly the 'men' on here who dilute their alcohol with soft drinks "Let's hear it for the girls!!!" Vodka or pints of undiluted beer for me Only the gay men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northfieldhearts Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 110% gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveofthegame Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I don't think its gay, however i don't drink it as i don't like it. Why ruin a good pint of lager (good can be arguable depending on where or what you drink tho i guess) by adding lemonade to it?! But how is adding a bit of lemonade to a pint gay?! Its quite funny how when something like this is brought up all the macho alpha-males come out! So many internet tough guys! It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic Mind you im caught in the 'gay' category apparently because i like Magners cider with loads of ice. Im also a student who regularly gets sloshed in the Cav on ?1.50 VK's. Thanks to this guide i now know to avoid these at all costs, just to prove my straightness. Might as well ditch the bird now, shes no longer needed. Just need to be seen sticking to 'real beer', because as everyone on here knows, no gay man could ever drink that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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