I.J Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Absolutely shocking "performance" from our so-called dancing queen tonight. Absolutely anonymous, I didn't see him once. No shots on target, not even any shots off target! Did he find a Hearts shirt with a single pass? Elliot is never a player, why oh why oh why we haven't got rid of him yet is incredible. Worst game of the season from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted March 16, 2011 Author Share Posted March 16, 2011 Sssh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Sssh. Oops I'm doing it wrong..... CLUM GTF!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Heard a story once about a manager telling his subs that they were going on the transfer list because they must be terrible as they weren't good enough to get a game ahead of the shite on the pitch! Probably an urban myth, tbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mundojambo Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 OP GTF!! i feel sorry for calum elliot, he had potential. there's a player in there somewhere, honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted March 16, 2011 Author Share Posted March 16, 2011 OP GTF!! i feel sorry for calum elliot, he had potential. there's a player in there somewhere, honest He's an absolute bombscare. Why didn't he score tonight? He's just not got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Be interesting to see how he rates on tonight's match ratings thread - poorly, I bet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted March 16, 2011 Author Share Posted March 16, 2011 Be interesting to see how he rates on tonight's match ratings thread - poorly, I bet! 0/10 for me. Completely invisible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 0/10 for me. Completely invisible. Harsh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Templeton'sUnderpants Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Should have been punted years ago, Glen and Mole up front is the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 A less than convincing performance from Royal Clum tonight. Further proof, if it were needed, that he shouldn't be getting a game ahead of Elliott, Glen or even Elliot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 thought calum was out faceing an operation. and it was steven elliot up front? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 thought calum was out faceing an operation. and it was steven elliot up front? Don't let the media bias fool you, he was shocking tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Standard IJ. Comedy gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 sorry confused ,jeffries said 10 mins before kickoff c elliot requires surgery and wasnt in the squad commentators during match only mentioned s elliot as lone stiker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted March 16, 2011 Author Share Posted March 16, 2011 Standard IJ. Comedy gold. Cheers doll face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mundojambo Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 He's an absolute bombscare. Why didn't he score tonight? He's just not got it. he was unlucky not to score tonight were u even at the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Oh well I.J you hooked 1, he doesn't have a ******* clue what his own bloody name is but you hooked him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted March 16, 2011 Author Share Posted March 16, 2011 Oh well I.J you hooked 1, he doesn't have a ******* clue what his own bloody name is but you hooked him Hooked? I'm serious. He was totally inconspicuous tonight. Don't you agree? We can't afford that, Frenchie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Must admit there was a few times tonight when we put inviting balls into the box i was screaming for clum to get on the end of it but he was nowhere to be seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Absolutely shocking "performance" from our so-called dancing queen tonight. Absolutely anonymous, I didn't see him once. No shots on target, not even any shots off target! Did he find a Hearts shirt with a single pass? Elliot is never a player, why oh why oh why we haven't got rid of him yet is incredible. Worst game of the season from him. Disagree. His best performance of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I despise the ground that little cretin walks on he has done nothing for Hearts ...GTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I despise the ground that little cretin walks on he has done nothing for Hearts ...GTF You don't agree that he had improved tonight at least? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Like I posted ..GTF CLUM USELESS WE PRICK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAl Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Should have been punted years ago, Glen and Mole up front is the way to go. You are obviously joking but from what I've seen the last few games they would struggle to do worse up front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glamorgan Jambo Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 A bit harsh IMO. Can't remember him giving the ball away on a single occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Clum has always been pish. Always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 A bit harsh IMO. Can't remember him giving the ball away on a single occasion. Tackles won - 0 Passes completes - 0 Headers won - 0 Shots on target - 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo_jack Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 haha very clever i get it he didnt play. Dont quite get what your point is though. He IS pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTH Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Funny stuff. Comedy gold Eck, comedy gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gods a Jambo Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 The patter on here is dire. It wasnt funny when it was Obua and it still aint now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Look out, I.J - it's the Patter Police - don't you know that Kickback is SERIOUS BUSINESS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 Look out, I.J - it's the Patter Police - don't you know that Kickback is SERIOUS BUSINESS? I'm as serious as cancer - when I say that Calum is a dancer. Nah, not really, obviously. That'd be light hearted. If I start a thread where I tell everyone how much I utterly abhor "coloured, er David Obua, can the Solemnity Stasi let me off this time? I won't ever, ever, ever rip the mince out of you again. Honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I'm as serious as cancer - when I say that Calum is a dancer. Nah, not really, obviously. That'd be light hearted. If I start a thread where I tell everyone how much I utterly abhor "coloured, er David Obua, can the Solemnity Stasi let me off this time? I won't ever, ever, ever rip the mince out of you again. Honest. Honestly you clearly think you're quite a personality but you don't have slaver some absolute pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 Honestly you clearly think you're quite a personality but you don't have slaver some absolute pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I wish I was as funny and quick witted as you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 I wish I was as funny and quick witted as you. I'll bet. Now off you pop, there's a love. x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 i hope we sign a player called eliot or eliott. maybe even someone with elliot as a christian first name. oh what fun could be had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I'll bet. Now off you pop, there's a love. x Ok. I'll look forward to the next speech you post on a football message board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gods a Jambo Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Look out, I.J - it's the Patter Police - don't you know that Kickback is SERIOUS BUSINESS? Did I offend your bird? I like a laugh, this simpleton drivel is the kind of banter I hear from my kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gods a Jambo Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Honestly you clearly think you're quite a personality but you don't have slaver some absolute pish. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo22inarow Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 had clums sister in the taxi and she was very touchy when the subject of her world beatin brother came up ! seemily was injured but was forced to play killie against against his wishes and medical advice ! when your mince your mince end off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 sorry confused ,jeffries said 10 mins before kickoff c elliot requires surgery and wasnt in the squad commentators during match only mentioned s elliot as lone stiker Removal of 2nd left foot or frontal lobotomy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serj Tankian Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Switch his feet over he might start hitting the target . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Did I offend your bird? I like a laugh, this simpleton drivel is the kind of banter I hear from my kids. ****sake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Calum Elliot was a goal machine for me in FM11....then he got injured and it all fell apart...... 11 goals in 5 games as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ycj Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 I noticed him more on wed than many other matches this season...haha complete waste of space.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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