Ecce Romanov Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Answers on the back of a sealed down envelope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 The Faither would give his Wife/sister away to his Son/nephew...They'd all get pashed and sing songs about Wallace Mercer and refugees!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 There's an Irvine Welsh story in which the hero shags his deceased brother's heavily pregnant girlfriend up the wrong' un in a toilet after her man's funeral - a variation on that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Answers on the back of a sealed down envelope they'd all gather round the PC in the local library, create fake accounts on JKB and start shit threads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandylejambo Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 I'm sure the groom and the best man would slip away and have a bit of together time, the bride would find out and rip her shell suit off and shout that she wanted a divorce, the brides mother would declare that she'd never seen the likes in all her 29 years and the brides father would issue a contract out on his new son-in-law from his prison cell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 I've sent my suggestion on the back of a sealed brown envelope addressed to Ecce Romanov, Jambos Kickback, The Internet. Wait till you see it, its a fecking beauty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecce Romanov Posted March 16, 2011 Author Share Posted March 16, 2011 I've sent my suggestion on the back of a sealed brown envelope addressed to Ecce Romanov, Jambos Kickback, The Internet. Wait till you see it, its a fecking beauty. LOL. Look forward to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stew mc Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Nothing! You cant Marry your Mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Man marries goat. Police arrive. Police arrest man. Police arrest Derek Riordan. Goat given a loving home. Peace and order restored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Graeme Smith would drop the wedding cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valentine Jambo Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Wedding? Civil Partnership surely! The reception would be in CC Blooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinger Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Graeme Smith would drop the wedding cake. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecce Romanov Posted March 18, 2011 Author Share Posted March 18, 2011 I've sent my suggestion on the back of a sealed brown envelope addressed to Ecce Romanov, Jambos Kickback, The Internet. Wait till you see it, its a fecking beauty. Just got it. LMFAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Slater Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Graeme Smith would drop the wedding cake. What Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Slater Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 The wedding would kick off late due to bigger than normal queue at the post office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKRJ_1dOr70&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 What You're not the sharpest tool in the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Slater Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 You're not the sharpest tool in the box. Neither are you it would appear, you didn't even get what I meant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Isn't this the one where Wallace has a threesome with the bride and bridesmaid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Some music for the reception!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Some music for the reception!! is that the best man dancing (the one wearing the hat) cos he can move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Isn't this the one where Wallace has a threesome with the bride and bridesmaid? In fact its the one where Temps has the said threesome and wallace pulls out his gun and shoots the groom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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