Makween Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Yes? No? This McCartney business gets you thinking. If so, which one would you swap and why? I'm not convinced that I'd swap one of my legs for ?24 million, as I'm quite active and like running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I would - as long as I lost it in as non-painful manner as possible. I my sleep for example. Not sure I'd like to lose it in a car crash or however it was she lost hers. I don't run/play sport/climb etc - in fact all I use them for is walking and she can do that. Sod it - ?2.4 million I may still vote yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Who needs two legs to lie on the beach drinking Margheritas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Yes? No? This McCartney business gets you thinking. If so, which one would you swap and why? I'm not convinced that I'd swap one of my legs for ?24 million, as I'm quite active and like running. You're funny Was still going to vote yes before I opened the thread, and then saw the dig at Heather. I'd prob lose both my legs, as it would set my family up for life, and I could get wheelied about everywhere. Actually can I do this for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Who needs two legs to lie on the beach drinking Margheritas? What happens once you become legless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Didn't some actress have her legs insured for a million dollars, back in the days when a million dollars was a Macca-esque sum of money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Didn't some actress have her legs insured for a million dollars, back in the days when a million dollars was a Macca-esque sum of money? Betty Grable? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Grable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djf Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Without a doubt. I'd be far more appealing with 24 million in my pocket than two legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 D'you have to shag Paul McCartney first? If so, then no. Otherwise, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 D'you have to shag Paul McCartney first? If so, then no. Otherwise, yes. For ?24,000,000, I would shag you boof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Been there done that not even a tee shirt, but in saying that since then 1 wife 2 kids gone bald. The two leg thing is over rated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 I'd also shag Boof for ?24 million, but only if I got to be the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 For ?24 I would shag you boof. Probably just as accurate as well. Though dunno if Boof would accept ?24. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Didn't some actress have her legs insured for a million dollars, back in the days when a million dollars was a Macca-esque sum of money? Mariah Careys leg are insured for $1 billion I'd lose a leg for ?24m, sure I would get a good artificial one and some physio for about a grand would I be able to claim disablity allowance as well?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Yes. But would you lose your baws for ?24M ? Humanely of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Probably just as accurate as well. Though dunno if Boof would accept ?24. That is more than you gave me Andy (Big Boy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Yes. But would you lose your baws for ?24M ? Definitely. I never did Irvine Jambo any harm. He died a one-bawed millionaire who had married Miss India. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Quality! Eddie Hitler's a Jambo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Betty Grable?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Grable A million per leg. Insured back in the 1950s, and worth about $8 million per leg in 2008 terms. Cheap at the price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 That is more than you gave me Andy (Big Boy) You really are a bad piece of work Deek. Am setting Doug on you next time you're in Westies. Didn't you know he now drinks there and is my protector. MAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Quality! Eddie Hitler's a Jambo! That guy in the hibs top looks nothing like Eddie Hitler What Im Eddie Hitler now because of the Cool Shades. Ask KennyM, he borrowed them off me that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 You really are a bad piece of work Deek. Am setting Doug on you next time you're in Westies. Didn't you know he now drinks there and is my protector. MAHA! I love that pic. Thats about the 4th time I have used it. I may pop in on Saturday. I think your brother in law may have something for me. Will I be able to understand Doug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I love that pic. Thats about the 4th time I have used it. I may pop in on Saturday. I think your brother in law may have something for me. Will I be able to understand Doug? Doug: 'Love hearts, will be in with 2 lads, few beers, nae Mid, been banned. MAHA, you might welcome be, if Big Andy doesn't let me lose ye on. GORGIE RULES'. Yes, he's cool, he just hasn't mastered the old computer's yet (his words no mine's). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I'd also shag Boof for ?24 million, but only if I got to be the man. Its only gay if you take it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Its only gay if you take it!!! Nah. it's only gay if you push back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I'd also shag Boof for ?24 million, but only if I got to be the man. First time for everything;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I saw Jerry Sadowitz in Glasgow on Friday night and he had several choice things to say about Heather Mill-McCartney, most of which are unrepeatable, even if I could remember them. He kept referring to her as 'the three quarter whore'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John S Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 A million per leg. Insured back in the 1950s, and worth about $8 million per leg in 2008 terms. Cheap at the price. What about Cyd Charisse, insured her legs for over 5 Million dollars in 1950! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrible Trio Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Mariah Careys leg are insured for $1 billion I'd lose a leg for ?24m, sure I would get a good artificial one and some physio for about a grand would I be able to claim disablity allowance as well?? probably get a good parking space in tesco's as well ps - I hope the cow loses her other one now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotskosparta Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Yes? No? This McCartney business gets you thinking. If so, which one would you swap and why? I'm not convinced that I'd swap one of my legs for ?24 million, as I'm quite active and like running. NO, After seeing what my Father has been through recently after losing his leg below the knee I would not wish this on anyone, not even for that kind of money. Is that not Billy Smith in the Hibs top, anyone know him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Yeah, i'd just start playing in goals at fives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Macaroons Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I was palying 5's with Boris last night and by all accounts he should have ?48 million in the bank:mw_rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 First time for everything;) Yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 no. Sure it would be nice to be rich, but you'd be in pain every single day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 What about Cyd Charisse, insured her legs for over 5 Million dollars in 1950! $5m for the pair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 NO, After seeing what my Father has been through recently after losing his leg below the knee I would not wish this on anyone, not even for that kind of money. Is that not Billy Smith in the Hibs top, anyone know him? Dont know him. It was a charity thing at the last game against Kilmarnock last year. He may have been part of Bonnyrigg Hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the voice from above Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 my legs are way too beuatiful to give up. worth well more than ?24 million. and i hadn't realised that it was a prerequisite of the divorce that she be missing a leg. 'what's that? 2 legs? sorry love, only ?27.50 a month for you.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Nah. it's only gay if you push back. I thought it was only gay if you squealed like a pig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishguy Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 You're funny Was still going to vote yes before I opened the thread, and then saw the dig at Heather. I'd prob lose both my legs, as it would set my family up for life, and I could get wheelied about everywhere. Actually can I do this for free You'd get lifted every week for ersing about though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 no. Sure it would be nice to be rich, but you'd be in pain every single day I could think of 24 million ways to numb that pain. 23.99 million of them I can't post on a family forum. And anyway, surely once it's gone, it's gone? It can't keep hurting if it isn't there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I could think of 24 million ways to numb that pain. 23.99 million of them I can't post on a family forum. And anyway, surely once it's gone, it's gone? It can't keep hurting if it isn't there Aye it can and it does and theres nothing you can do about it, well I've not tried heroin but I dont want to go down that path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted March 27, 2008 Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 my legs are way too beuatiful to give up. worth well more than ?24 million. and i hadn't realised that it was a prerequisite of the divorce that she be missing a leg. 'what's that? 2 legs? sorry love, only ?27.50 a month for you.' Really? Are you ****ting me? I thought that it was a prerequisite, too. Silly old me, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strachsuit Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I would swap my ^^^^ for ?24million. Well, maybe not that far but still.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I would swap my ^^^^ for ?24million. Well, maybe not that far but still.......... With ?24M you could buy a new one. A 12 incher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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