Chris Benoit Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Just had to call out the police, some dirty ******* was about to have a fiddle in the close over some page 3 pics when my neighbour disturbed him and he bolted and it seems the dirty ******* has pissed down the stairs too What must go through someone's head to do shit like that there's 2 young kids in our block what if they'd saw him? Fuming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambosean75 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Just had to call out the police, some dirty ******* was about to have a fiddle in the close over some page 3 pics when my neighbour disturbed him and he bolted and it seems the dirty ******* has pissed down the stairs too What must go through someone's head to do shit like that there's 2 young kids in our block what if they'd saw him? Fuming! that's no way to talk about your brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Alright guys? What's - *haud on* - going - *sorry chaps, bit out of breath here* - on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted January 26, 2011 Author Share Posted January 26, 2011 that's no way to talk about your brother Don't joke when my neighbour was describing him it sounded just like me right down to the clothes I was wearing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 scanning in the page 3 pics would help this along a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Don't joke when my neighbour was describing him it sounded just like me right down to the clothes I was wearing "Aye, it wasnae me, honest - it was just someone who looked exactly like me and was wearing the exact same clothes as I was that day. An incredible coincidence your honour!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted January 26, 2011 Author Share Posted January 26, 2011 I have a cast iron alibi Inspector, I was upstairs having a dump looking at porn on the net no page 3's for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Blatant faux rage thread posted on the internet in a vain attempt to look innocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-hunted-after-sex-attack-on-lamb-2193867.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 http://www.fife.police.uk/default.aspx?page=3793 Soon to be #249 = Frenchie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Just had to call out the police, some dirty ******* was about to have a fiddle in the close over some page 3 pics when my neighbour disturbed him and he bolted and it seems the dirty ******* has pissed down the stairs too What must go through someone's head to do shit like that there's 2 young kids in our block what if they'd saw him? Fuming! Boys are on there way mate, lock your door and dont look. Seriously thats horrible mate. Caught a youth pashing on my back fence and told him to clean it up, he asked for water i hosed him down. Ma Ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted January 26, 2011 Author Share Posted January 26, 2011 http://www.fife.police.uk/default.aspx?page=3793 Soon to be #249 = Frenchie. 179 actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambothump Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-hunted-after-sex-attack-on-lamb-2193867.html Jeezo, under age *can they be*sex jt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 I just had a lucky escape in Rosyth there, I was bursting on a pish and didn't think I'd make it home in time, so I nipped up this guys close and starting pishing, I happened to look down and noticed a magazine called "Filthy Bitches" and decided to have a look at it, when a guy came out and caught me with my dick in one hand, and porn in the other, it was totally innocent but the guy chased me and threatened me with the police..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 I just had a lucky escape in Rosyth there, I was bursting on a pish and didn't think I'd make it home in time, so I nipped up this guys close and starting pishing, I happened to look down and noticed a magazine called "Filthy Bitches" and decided to have a look at it, when a guy came out and caught me with my dick in one hand, and porn in the other, it was totally innocent but the guy chased me and threatened me with the police..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted January 26, 2011 Author Share Posted January 26, 2011 Nice one John but it's the other one who stays in Rosyth with the undesirables, must've been one of them up here on the rob and decided to take a break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Nice one John but it's the other one who stays in Rosyth with the undesirables, must've been one of them up here on the rob and decided to take a break Bugger, I always get you pair mixed up on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Boys are on there way mate, lock your door and dont look. Seriously thats horrible mate. Caught a youth pashing on my back fence and told him to clean it up, he asked for water i hosed him down. Ma Ha. That didn't happen did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 That didn't happen did it? You trying to say that he talks pish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 nothing more than a bit banter. are you guys saying you've never had a ham shank in the privacy of your own home. its basically the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 I have a cast iron alibi Inspector, I was upstairs having a dump looking at porn on the net no page 3's for me Hmmm... Having a dump and looking at porn. Who said men can't multi-task! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Nice one John but it's the other one who stays in Rosyth with the undesirables, must've been one of them up here on the rob and decided to take a break undesirable maybe, at least I've never had anyone crack one off on my doorstep (that I know of ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 undesirable maybe, at least I've never had anyone crack one off on my doorstep (that I know of ) You have now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vanbasten1874 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 nothing more than a bit banter. are you guys saying you've never had a ham shank in the privacy of your own home. its basically the same thing. Yeah theres nothing better than having a hamshank in the privacy of a common close soon it will become socially acceptable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Man hunted after sex attack on lamb PA Tuesday, 25 January 2011 A man was spotted carrying out an indecent attack on a lamb which was later found dead, police said today. The alleged assault took place in a field near Silverknowes Road in Edinburgh on Sunday morning. The man is reported to be in his 20s, although police have not issued any description of the suspect. Officers hunting for the culprit said investigations were also taking place to find out whether the farm animal's death was linked to the incident. A police spokesman urged anyone with information to contact them immediately. He said: "Lothian and Borders Police are investigating after a male was seen performing an indecent act on a lamb. "The suspect fled the scene after being disturbed, at which time the lamb was found to be dead. "Inquiries are now under way to determine whether the animal's death is linked to the incident." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriel Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Man hunted after sex attack on lamb PA Tuesday, 25 January 2011 A man was spotted carrying out an indecent attack on a lamb which was later found dead, police said today. The alleged assault took place in a field near Silverknowes Road in Edinburgh on Sunday morning. The man is reported to be in his 20s, although police have not issued any description of the suspect. Officers hunting for the culprit said investigations were also taking place to find out whether the farm animal's death was linked to the incident. A police spokesman urged anyone with information to contact them immediately. He said: "Lothian and Borders Police are investigating after a male was seen performing an indecent act on a lamb. "The suspect fled the scene after being disturbed, at which time the lamb was found to be dead. "Inquiries are now under way to determine whether the animal's death is linked to the incident." He'll be the black sheep of the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 The police have his surname- it's Ramsbottom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 What must go through someone's head to do shit like that there's 2 young kids in our block what if they'd saw him? Fuming! Perhaps that's why he did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 That's why I did it. Corrected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Corrected I never said I did it. That's just how it would have went down IF I DID IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Just had to call out the police, some dirty ******* was about to have a fiddle in the close over some page 3 pics when my neighbour disturbed him and he bolted and it seems the dirty ******* has pissed down the stairs too What must go through someone's head to do shit like that there's 2 young kids in our block what if they'd saw him? Fuming! Canny beat a good "Danger W**k" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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