Gambo Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Why do women put mobile phones in their handbags when they go out? They have zero chance of hearing it ring or feel it vibrate due to the leather exterior of the bag and the many many things that are inside it. If they do miraculously hear it, they have no chance of answering it before the caller hangs up as it takes them an age to find it in amongst all their stuff they put in there. Women think that mobile phones are a fashion accessory and not something someone might be trying to get in touch with them on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside1874 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Why do women put mobile phones in their handbags when they go out? They have zero chance of hearing it ring or feel it vibrate due to the leather exterior of the bag and the many many things that are inside it. If they do miraculously hear it, they have no chance of answering it before the caller hangs up as it takes them an age to find it in amongst all their stuff they put in there. Women think that mobile phones are a fashion accessory and not something someone might be trying to get in touch with them on. Is your gf blanking you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 So that they can ignore you all night then phone you to come pick them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 sluts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 I once phoned my bird 11 times in a row (i.e. as soon as the answerphone goes on, you hang up and try again) to tell her about a sudden change of plans. Completely oblivious because the phone was in her bag. I was ******* furious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Ever heard of texting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Trust me she can hear it ringing just can't talk to you with a ****** on her mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy 1874 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Sorry to break it you mate.But your burd is getting shagged ******* sensless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 A 'my burd went out, got pished, and smashed the iPhone I bought her for xmas' type post IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 The phone is in her when you're calling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 The phone is in her when you're calling. OTT mate, have you seen her phone ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 OTT mate, have you seen her phone ?? It's funny you posted that; S.N.T.H. looks exactly like him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambothump Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Actually women carry mobiles, so you know they have them and are not answering you. Present company being much more interesting than anything you could have to say. jt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Poor Gambo, youd think he beat us all to the winning of ?150 by the abuse he's getting on this thread..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Why do women put mobile phones in their handbags when they go out? They have zero chance of hearing it ring or feel it vibrate due to the leather exterior of the bag and the many many things that are inside it. If they do miraculously hear it, they have no chance of answering it before the caller hangs up as it takes them an age to find it in amongst all their stuff they put in there. Women think that mobile phones are a fashion accessory and not something someone might be trying to get in touch with them on. I've got one of those as well mate. The answer is obvious, it is there for checking Facebook, it isn't a ruddy phone and should not be answered at any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT1959 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Why do women...........? Any sentence that begins with that phrase cannot be answered, don't try. You will live longer and be happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashgenerator Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Why do women put mobile phones in their handbags when they go out? They have zero chance of hearing it ring or feel it vibrate due to the leather exterior of the bag and the many many things that are inside it. If they do miraculously hear it, they have no chance of answering it before the caller hangs up as it takes them an age to find it in amongst all their stuff they put in there. Women think that mobile phones are a fashion accessory and not something someone might be trying to get in touch with them on. In case they want to make a phone call? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Surely people take their mobiles everywhere these days, don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 It's funny you posted that; S.N.T.H. looks exactly like him You are a ###### Neave, a complete ######. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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