Gigolo-Aunt Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 WTF does he talk about before the game?? Sounds like the Nuremburg rallies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyBalboa Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 WTF does he talk about before the game?? Sounds like the Nuremburg rallies. He's a complete tosser. Remember when the Sheep fan dressed as Santa ran on the pitch and attacked him? Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 He's a complete tosser. Remember when the Sheep fan dressed as Santa ran on the pitch and attacked him? Genius Is it on you-tube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyBalboa Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Is it on you-tube? Dont know but I'm now going to hav to search all night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 WTF does he talk about before the game?? Sounds like the Nuremburg rallies. haha excellent.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 I caddied for him when he did some sort of charity golf game when I was a kid. He regaled me with multiple sectarian jokes as we went round the course. Always the best kind of humour to lay on a 12yr old. Ferking dick wad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted March 19, 2008 Author Share Posted March 19, 2008 I caddied for him when he did some sort of charity golf game when I was a kid. He regaled me with multiple sectarian jokes as we went round the course. Always the best kind of humour to lay on a 12yr old. Ferking dick wad. Dick wad indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 I caddied for him when he did some sort of charity golf game when I was a kid. He regaled me with multiple sectarian jokes as we went round the course. Always the best kind of humour to lay on a 12yr old. Ferking dick wad. God you're small minded. Just remember sectarian humour is funny as long as it's in a football context. As approved by the BBC every Hogmanay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 He regaled me with multiple sectarian jokes as we went round the course. Can you remember any of them? It's just I wouldn't mind some new gags for a speech I'm doing at the next lodge meeting. Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentRomanov Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Andy Cameron is hilarious - fact Anyone who thinks otherwise, has led a sheltered life and has little humour about them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Andy Cameron is hilarious - fact Correct. He's up there with Manning, Williams et al. Funny thing is, people lapped up "Ally's Tartan Army" with it's racist digs at the English, but get all het up when he cracks a few anti-catholic gags. The PC brigade really need to take a look at themselves from a consistency perspective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentRomanov Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Correct. He's up there with Manning, Williams et al. Funny thing is, people lapped up "Ally's Tartan Army" with it's racist digs at the English, but get all het up when he cracks a few anti-catholic gags. The PC brigade really need to take a look at themselves from a consistency perspective. I'd have paid good money, to see Cameron, Manning and Williams together - what a show that would've been Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Kenneth Williams with Manning and Cameron - you're having a laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Kenneth Williams with Manning and Cameron - you're having a laugh! They're actually referring to a black comedian called Charlie Williams who was a regular on the comedians programme produced by Granada TV in the 1970s. This programme made household names of the likes of Bernard Manning, Ken Goodwin, Charlie Williams, Duggie Brown and Mike Read to name a few. Not forgetting Frank Carson. Regardless of who tells it if I find a joke funny I laugh if not I dont. That's how simple humour can and should be. John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 John I was just trying to be funny! I knew which Williams the thread referred to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoof.hearted Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 racist digs at the English Got me baffled there I'm afraid. Might have been a few cheap shots at the English but that's about it. I could be pedantic & remind you that English isn't a race of people....................... but I won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Therapist thinks most people are anti-english racists. Poor fellow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Donald Findlay is the best sectarian comic imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marooned In Oz Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Andy Cameron is about as funny as cancer. Anyone who finds him funny in the slightest seriously needs to have their brain checked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 He's about as funny as getting cramp in your leg when your sleeping. Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Andy Cameron is hilarious - fact Anyone who thinks otherwise, has led a sheltered life and has little humour about them There was a story doing the rounds in the early 80s about Cameron doing a gig at a KSC club which had had their TV knicked just a day or so before Cameron was due to appear. Allegedly he did his usual stuff and looked behind at the crucifix on the wall and said 'I see you got the ^^^^ that stole yer telly'. Probably not true , of course:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'M IBRAHIM TALL Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Andy Cameron is hilarious - fact Anyone who thinks otherwise, has led a sheltered life and has little humour about them Once saw hm do an after dinner slot at a fundraising night. Absolutly toe curlingly bad. Best heckle you will ever hear came about 15 minutes in. The heckler must have been racking his brains for something subtle and new-wave to say but just came out with "Cameron, go and just **** off back along the m8 ya *****, your dying on yer arse ya hun *******" He did as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'M IBRAHIM TALL Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 There was a story doing the rounds in the early 80s about Cameron doing a gig at a KSC club which had had their TV knicked just a day or so before Cameron was due to appear. Allegedly he did his usual stuff and looked behind at the crucifix on the wall and said 'I see you got the ^^^^ that stole yer telly'. Probably not true , of course:rolleyes: Thats an old Dave Allen joke. The nun says to him when arriving at the convent "I hope your going to behave yourself" and well you can guess the rest. Wouldnt be like Cameron to hi-jack a talented comedians jokes for his own "sectarian" ends would it? The guys a throw-back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j442211 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Andy Cameron,along with Willie Johnston, was the guest speaker at the official Hearts supporters do at that big hotel in Lotian Road before the cup final against Aberdeen. He was the only highlight of a pretty depressing day............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I could be pedantic & remind you that English isn't a race of people....................... but I won't. Oh dear, that's not what the law and the Commission for Racial Equality believe. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/417758.stm Being a pedant is bad enough, but being a pedant who's wrong is inexcusable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I hate Andy Cameron. Take the High Road was never the same after he joined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Kurtz Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Andy Cameron,along with Willie Johnston, was the guest speaker at the official Hearts supporters do at that big hotel in Lotian Road before the cup final against Aberdeen. He was the only highlight of a pretty depressing day............. Blame the clown who booked them. The Huns have Cameron pre match,the Tims play Oirish songs for the plastic paddies about the green rolling hills of Danderhall,as most of their supporters have never been near Ireland in their puffs(nor would they be welcome there). Ibrox is like a cross between the Nuremburg rallies and the last night of the proms,and Parkheid like a cross between a Daniel O donnell concert and an obesity rally.Its quite ironic to see fat Tims stuffing their coupons wi chips getting all dewey eyed about the Fields of Athenry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 What's not to love guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentRomanov Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Once saw hm do an after dinner slot at a fundraising night. Absolutly toe curlingly bad. Best heckle you will ever hear came about 15 minutes in. The heckler must have been racking his brains for something subtle and new-wave to say but just came out with "Cameron, go and just **** off back along the m8 ya *****, your dying on yer arse ya hun *******" He did as well. That's the best heckle you've ever heard No wonder you miss Andy's wit and humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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