Leisham38 Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Spurs chant for their new hero is top drawer, can we manage a Hearts version? To the tune of Adams Family: He's just as good as Hoddle He's better than Chris Waddle His girlfriend is a model He's Rafa van der vaart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomuzz Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 He's got an arse for a heed He cany spell the word weed He is a stinking hobo Its colin Calderwood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomuzz Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 I apologize for my fail of a song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leisham38 Posted November 2, 2010 Author Share Posted November 2, 2010 He's better than Giles Rousset The Hibs wish he was poofy But he loves a bit of pussy He's Marian Kello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamdunc Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 He's an ugly hobo The nightclubs are a no go he's not as good as suso he's Derek Riordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahgrassyshoes Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 The link between man and monkey, they all smell rather funky, a bunch of ******* junkies the hibbee family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkakid Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 He's an ugly hobo The nightclubs are a no go he's not as good as suso he's Derek Riordan That is class to be fair mate! Top effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamdunc Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 That is class to be fair mate! Top effort. Thanks very much! Was a bit p**hed last night when I thought of it Doubt it will catch on though!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 Your sister is mother your brother is your father your all shaggin each other the hibee family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR INCREDIBLE Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 He`s been with us a while His name is Kevin Kyle He makes the Jambos smile When he scores against the Hibs DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE etc etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsha_takis Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 He plays with lots of flair He gives hibees nightmares They all are running scared From the one we call Suso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 they`re dirty and they`re smelly they think they play like Pele in big games they turn tae jelly the hibee family......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 The team likes to attack Their fans are all on smack Or else a bit of crack The Hivee family.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR INCREDIBLE Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 Slight change to my last version. Even Lennon and McCartney probably had a couple of attempts. His name is Kevin Kyle He makes the Jambos smile He has been with us a while In the Gorgie family. Xmas No 1.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 They're skin and teeth are yelly They hail fi Portabelly They're all barred fi the ferry The riordan family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo19 Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 they`re dirty and they`re smelly they think they play like Pele in big games they turn tae jelly the hibee family......... not bad so true as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartsandbees Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 His name is simply Rudi you'll see him in the nudie he likes to score a beauty against the fekin hibs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorgie_rebel Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 His face is thin an plukit He got barred fi the doocot Ma boaby, he can sook it It's rat boy Riordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkjambos Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 He's an ugly hobo The nightclubs are a no go he's not as good as suso he's Derek Riordan Ha! Class. I wish some of these efforts would make their way to the hoards come derby day, some are ace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 MAKE IT STOP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Meurig Thomas Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 Awful attempts. Why do you want to copy songs anyway? Hibby behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 Awful attempts. Why do you want to copy songs anyway? Hibby behaviour. That didn't even rhyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 They're skin and teeth are yelly They hail fi Portabelly They're all barred fi the ferry The riordan family His face is thin an plukit He got barred fi the doocot Ma boaby, he can sook it It's rat boy Riordan I don't know why I liked them so much. But I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leisham38 Posted November 3, 2010 Author Share Posted November 3, 2010 Awful attempts. Why do you want to copy songs anyway? Hibby behaviour. There is a massive difference in using songs you hear by fans in other countries to doing what Hibs do and sing the exact song their rivals sing and just changed one word, that is pathetic! Most embarrassing being: 1- S-H-I-T-E instead of H-E etc 2- Vladamir Romanov changed to the Paul Hartley version 3- Rudi Skacel is a f**ken goal machine changed to the refugee version 4- Stealing directly the Hearts are having a party song just changing the Hearts and Hibs the other way around? Weirdos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Meurig Thomas Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 There is a massive difference in using songs you hear by fans in other countries to doing what Hibs do and sing the exact song their rivals sing and just changed one word, that is pathetic! Most embarrassing being: 1- S-H-I-T-E instead of H-E etc 2- Vladamir Romanov changed to the Paul Hartley version 3- Rudi Skacel is a f**ken goal machine changed to the refugee version 4- Stealing directly the Hearts are having a party song just changing the Hearts and Hibs the other way around? Weirdos I see your point about different leagues and stuff but I still like the originality of making up your own. It just adds class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 He drinks cinzano bianco He pishes himsel each weeko His taxi needs a cleano its patty stanton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamdunc Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 Ha! Class. I wish some of these efforts would make their way to the hoards come derby day, some are ace Cheers Some class efforts on here now. A good laugh all round! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 They're on a shoogly wicket they cannae sell their tickets when the hearts come they will brick it the hivee family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vintage1874 Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 Murray, Conn,Bauld and Wardhaugh, All knew what to do wi the baw, As did wee John Robbo who was the hammer of the hibs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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