SpikeDudley Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 So do you ever make up your own Hearts songs? My mum came up with a cracker, shame it's about 4 years too late but I'll post it anyway. (to the tune of 2-4-6-8 Motorway by the Tom Robinson Band) 2 4 6 8 Hartley's Great Give us another hattrick 3-5-7-9 Hibs are not divine [can't remember this line, if it even exists] what a great creation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmeladent?rtchen Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 J, A, M, B, O, to the tune of D, I, S, C, O. I wrote some lyrics which I remember united Hearts fans,,, in thinking I was a little fruitie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougie Masterton Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Slow news day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBjambo Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Slow news day? Let's all make one together now!!!! Come on gang... 1, 2, 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I made up a hibs song. But I don't want to be accused of obsession so am wisely opting to keep it to myself forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napoleon Wilson Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Michael Stewart Michael Stewart Michael Stewart f#"*ing hates John Collins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I have never heard any of these at games. Ever. So they're not Hearts songs. Neave came up with 'We're from the capital', though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.T.K Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I have never heard any of these at games. Ever. So they're not Hearts songs. Neave came up with 'We're from the capital', though. I will have a very big smile on my face if I ever here, "We are J, A, M, B, O's" being chanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 One day on an away game to Motherwell, game was dull as feck, windy as hell and thankfully we nabbed a one nil via Eggy Jonsson me and my mate ( a younger brother of a distinguished poster on this board) made up a song about Ruben. It went along the lines of "Whos that man with the curly hair, curly hair, curly hair Whos that man with the cury hair, Ruben Palazuelos, Whos that man with the Spanish flair, Spanish flair, Spanish flair Whos that man with the Spanish flair, Ruben Palazuelos" After we drew 1each with Celtic with the Bruno freekick another mate who loved our previous number 14 made up to the tune the Torres song "Christian Nade's number 14, na na, na na Christian Nade's number 14, na na, na na Christian Nade's number 14, definitely not a goal machine, but he has a 14 inch c*ck" Theres a few more im sure we have made up coming home steaming at night! As can be seen not exactly Terrace classics in the making! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinger Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Yogi, pi$he'd the bed Yogi, Yogi, pi$he'd the bed Ok so its more of a chant than a song but after reading that thread on Yogi I just had to mention it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 "Once, twice, three times a Hartley" - a criminally underrated terrace chant from April 2006. 'Here comes the Lee Wallace" - see sig for full lyrics. Killed off by a piss poor performance in Zagreb last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTH Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 "Once, twice, three times a Hartley" - a criminally underrated terrace chant from April 2006. 'Here comes the Lee Wallace" - see sig for full lyrics. Killed off by a piss poor performance in Zagreb last year. Are you sure that's the only reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Are you sure that's the only reason? Wash your mouth out. It was a classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I sometimes sing "We are Hibernian F.C. Oor burds are dugs and they've got V.D." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasman Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 So do you ever make up your own Hearts songs? My mum came up with a cracker, shame it's about 4 years too late but I'll post it anyway. (to the tune of 2-4-6-8 Motorway by the Tom Robinson Band) 2 4 6 8 Hartley's Great Give us another hattrick 3-5-7-9 Hibs are not divine [can't remember this line, if it even exists] what a great creation You don't get out much, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I started singing "When the Hibs go up to lift the Scottish Cup we'll all be dead" on the evening of the '98 cup win. Thousands of people heard it. I've heard it sung since and thought to myself "I made that up" but it could be that whoever was singing it thought it up independently of me. I did a good one about Blobby Williamson to the tune of "Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer" but it was to specific to that period (and too long) to catch on. I've often thought that we should have a creative group of songwriters making up tunes, then getting a pub full of Jambos to sing it, record that, upload it to youtube and post it here... If they were good enough and funny enough they'd catch on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 When john collins was manager: to the tune of james blunt you're beautiful You're cubical You're cubical You're cubical it's true I saw your face Like a square suit case But it's time to face the truth You square head hi-bee poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 To the tune of "My Old Man's a Dustman" Oh.. Driver is a Scotsman He played for us at school They wanted him so badly That they had to change the rules His feet are just like lightning He's a Jambo through and through And if you are a Hibee Then he's coming after you!!! I think up wee songs like that all the time but rarely post them because they never get going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggy2 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 My mate Pete Barrie sang (and as far as I know, made up) "nob'dy wants you Paul McStay" all through the summer of 1991 (I think it was). We played Celtic first game of 91/92 and whilst extremely wrecked (don't usually start songs) I belted it out at the game. All the Hearts fans joined in and soon it was being sung to the promising youngster in every ground in the country. One of the real high moments of my career in the shed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboJen Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 I was on my morning paper round as a kid when this masterpiece was invented... [to the tune of "One Love" by Blue] One love, for the goals we've scored, One Love, for the trips abroad, One love, for big MDV, One love for Jean-Louis, One love, Elvis and Weir, One love, seeing Hibees tears, One love, and we all agree One love HMFC Clearly it was rather specific to that period! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napoleon Wilson Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 When john collins was manager: to the tune of james blunt you're beautiful You're cubical You're cubical You're cubical it's true I saw your face Like a square suit case But it's time to face the truth You square head hi-bee poof LMFAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikeDudley Posted October 1, 2010 Author Share Posted October 1, 2010 You don't get out much, do you? Wait til I tell her that the Gasman doesn't like her song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 To the tune of Chirp Chirpy Cheep Cheep when hackett signed for us instead of hibs.. Wheres yer hackett gone? Wheres yer hackett gone.. Not far away.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getintaethem Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 When john collins was manager: to the tune of james blunt you're beautiful You're cubical You're cubical You're cubical it's true I saw your face Like a square suit case But it's time to face the truth You square head hi-bee poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 To the tune of "My Old Man's a Dustman" Oh.. Driver is a Scotsman He played for us at school They wanted him so badly That they had to change the rules His feet are just like lightning He's a Jambo through and through And if you are a Hibee Then he's coming after you!!! I think up wee songs like that all the time but rarely post them because they never get going. Some good songs there. I agree that we need people write more songs, at the moment it is pretty poor. Too many cringers on here who are too quick to shoot down any creativity, yes some attempts are awful but to get a real gem you have to get muddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboJen Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Some good songs there. I agree that we need people write more songs, at the moment it is pretty poor. Too many cringers on here who are too quick to shoot down any creativity, yes some attempts are awful but to get a real gem you have to get muddy. When I was watching Man Utd v Liverpool I remember listening to some of the United chants and songs, especially the ones they have for specific players, thinking that if a Hearts fan came up with something like that they'd get shot down on here. The fact that the "He's Gone Hearts Crazy" song was getting sung a few weeks ago and people loved it shows that we're not looking for Mercury prize winners. Even the Arsenal fans shouting "hoof" or "one-nil to the Arsenal" would probably be decried on here as rubbish. Even Hibs fans' song for Rob Jones was quite funny and original but would have never made it past the critics here had he been our player. People need to be given the chance to try new stuff out and take some hooks from recent music and do something different. As it is I think we have one of the most varied song-books in the league, but it never hurts to keep adding to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robin hood jambo Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Made this one up before the last derby. Go Compare, Go compare we are the Hearts you are the vermin Go compare! You are the losers, Substance abusers Oh the Paedophiles are sittin over there Yes the paedophiles are sittin over there! Was a bit tipsy so kept gettin the words wrong to my own song so no suprise it never took off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Oh Walter you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind Hey Walter! Hey Walter! Sung at Brockville many moons ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboLad Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Made this one up before the last derby. Go Compare, Go compare we are the Hearts you are the vermin Go compare! You are the losers, Substance abusers Oh the Paedophiles are sittin over there Yes the paedophiles are sittin over there! Was a bit tipsy so kept gettin the words wrong to my own song so no suprise it never took off! Stupid song, was terrible. Heard it for weeks on end - die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Szyslak Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 When john collins was manager: to the tune of james blunt you're beautiful You're cubical You're cubical You're cubical it's true I saw your face Like a square suit case But it's time to face the truth You square head hi-bee poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Couple of years back I tried this one: "On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.....Johnny Robertson" "On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.......2 Robertsons, and a Johnny Robertson" Got as far as 11 days before a certain poster on here threatened to punch me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 I started singing "When the Hibs go up to lift the Scottish Cup we'll all be dead" on the evening of the '98 cup win. Thousands of people heard it. I've heard it sung since and thought to myself "I made that up" but it could be that whoever was singing it thought it up independently of me. I did a good one about Blobby Williamson to the tune of "Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer" but it was to specific to that period (and too long) to catch on. I've often thought that we should have a creative group of songwriters making up tunes, then getting a pub full of Jambos to sing it, record that, upload it to youtube and post it here... If they were good enough and funny enough they'd catch on! No danger are you claiming that one. Shazza posted that on JKB years ago, in fact it was leading up to a New Year game at Easter Road and it's DEED, it was sung in the ground that day as a result of me posting on here and starting on the walk down the Brig of Doom. Next you'll be claiming ... in 1973 you started signing "Away up in Gorgie at Tynecastle Park, there's a wee football team that will aye makes it's mark ..." from that song they started a football club up at the Meadows and built a stadium in a place they called Gorgie after hearing your lyrics! Ok ok i'll accept it, you invented football !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 I made up a hibs song. But I don't want to be accused of obsession so am wisely opting to keep it to myself forever. I'd like to point out that it is a derogatory song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Meurig Thomas Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 When I was watching Man Utd v Liverpool I remember listening to some of the United chants and songs, especially the ones they have for specific players, thinking that if a Hearts fan came up with something like that they'd get shot down on here. The fact that the "He's Gone Hearts Crazy" song was getting sung a few weeks ago and people loved it shows that we're not looking for Mercury prize winners. Even the Arsenal fans shouting "hoof" or "one-nil to the Arsenal" would probably be decried on here as rubbish. Even Hibs fans' song for Rob Jones was quite funny and original but would have never made it past the critics here had he been our player. People need to be given the chance to try new stuff out and take some hooks from recent music and do something different. As it is I think we have one of the most varied song-books in the league, but it never hurts to keep adding to it. The Hearts Crazy song wasn't "loved", it barely made it beyond about thirty people singing it at Parkhead, annoyingly. The Rob Jones song wasn't funny nor was it original, par for the course for that lot. There are other things wrong with your post but I'm tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate.. the jambos, yeah yeah the jambos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 When I was watching Man Utd v Liverpool I remember listening to some of the United chants and songs, especially the ones they have for specific players, thinking that if a Hearts fan came up with something like that they'd get shot down on here. The fact that the "He's Gone Hearts Crazy" song was getting sung a few weeks ago and people loved it shows that we're not looking for Mercury prize winners. Even the Arsenal fans shouting "hoof" or "one-nil to the Arsenal" would probably be decried on here as rubbish. Even Hibs fans' song for Rob Jones was quite funny and original but would have never made it past the critics here had he been our player. People need to be given the chance to try new stuff out and take some hooks from recent music and do something different. As it is I think we have one of the most varied song-books in the league, but it never hurts to keep adding to it. I know the guy that made that up and, when one of his pals posted it on Hibs.net, it was indeed shot down. But, pished, he carried on regardless and sung it in the stands and the crowd responded to it. I think it's the nature of football forums in general rather than just being specific to JKB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfstar Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Ive made 2 thats ive been pished to and sang at a game Tepi Tepi, niemi's mate niemi's mate... Tepi Tepi, niemis mate niemis mate (it never caught on funnily enough) and this for the legend that is Robbie Neilson He plays for hearts hes our right back Neilson Neilson He scored a goal, we won in Basil Neilson Neilson His throw ins are as long as feeek he made the tackle that won the cup ROBBIE NEILSON THE JAMBOS NUMBER 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boy_in_maroon Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 tried to get this one going a few time,s to the tune of "country road" Gorgie Road take me home to the place I belong to Tynecastle to see the Jambos, take me home Gorgie Road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Did an entire drive back from Dens Park with Jean Louis Valois as the punchline - the driver and other sober members of the contingent were massively unimpressed. I remember that one. 5 Valois 4 Valois 3 Valois 2 Valois And a Jean-Louis Valois. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoot For The Colquhoun Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I can't believe this classic never took off A Song for Juho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamDavid Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 never made this up but still Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I'm not quite proud of this I was quite amazed I came up with it in like 5 seconds. There's only one Craig Thomson There's only one Craig Thomson He sent a pic of his tool To a girl from the school Walking in a Thommo wonderland Again not proud and i'm all for sticking by him in this difficult time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico1874 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 To the tune sex on fire by the kings of leon . Oh oh oh,the hearts are on fire! (repeat to fade) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyboy Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Tell all the hibs you ken, Aberdeen is full of gay men. They'll love it up there, they can bum them with flair, wearing womans undearwear...... It never caught on last time, it won't catch on this time. I hate my life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dode Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Oh Walter you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind Hey Walter! Hey Walter! Sung at Brockville many moons ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
105inarow Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 In the Conan Doyle a week after beeting the vermin, mid 80's. we adapted the following very popular song of the time: Aaaagadoo doo doo hibees 1 Jam Tarts 2 Aaaagadoo doo doo hibees 1 Jam Tarts 2 to the left, to the right hibs are a load of ******* sh*te Aaaagadoo doo doo hibees 1 Jam Tarts 2 Ended up as a cowboy style brawl where we formed a circle to fend off tables chairs etc from the vermin supporters - magic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunciboyjambo Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I made this and sung it at parkhead a good few years ago, it got a few laughs and I think it could catch on!! To the tune of Amarillo You're on your way to get your giros, buy your smack then sleep on your lilo's, dreaming dreams of soap and water, ya dirty weegie/hibeee barstewards.. Repeat..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I came up with a pastiche of Joan Jett's rock classic "I love Rock and Roll" titled "I love Jamie Mole" It never really caught on, for obvious reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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