Robbo 75 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Thought of this today while I was in the car (Stolen from Liverpool but i thought it wisnae bad) He's built just like A panzer Tank, Big Kev Big Kev Other teams should watch their backs, Big Kev Big Kev We bought the boy from Kilmarnock When he scores Tynecastle Rocks Kevin Kyle the Jambos number nine Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Thanks but no thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundercats Are Go Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Eh, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Meurig Thomas Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 When I read the title I thought 'I bet this is a Torres rip-off'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 i would like to hear other suggestions for a kyle song before committing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 What's the tune? Then again, don't bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devries4 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Thought of this today while I was in the car (Stolen from Liverpool but i thought it wisnae bad) He's built just like A panzer Tank, Big Kev Big Kev Other teams should watch their backs, Big Kev Big Kev We bought the boy from Kilmarnock When he scores Tynecastle Rocks Kevin Kyle the Jambos number nine Thoughts? Don't think I would like a song written about me with "Panzer Tank" in the lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo 75 Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 Don't think I would like a song written about me with "Panzer Tank" in the lyrics. Taken from the thread on here at the weekend with nicknames for the big man I never said I was a songwriter if anyone has anything else better offer i'll gladly sing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broxburnjambo1874 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Calm down! he has only scored one goal for us yet! Not even at Tynecastle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Is there a special dance you do with it? Maybe it would come across better with the dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo 75 Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 Calm down! he has only scored one goal for us yet! Not even at Tynecastle! I know that but other than the obvious can you rhyme something with Kilmarnock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Thought of this today while I was in the car (Stolen from Liverpool but i thought it wisnae bad) He's built just like A panzer Tank, Big Kev Big Kev Other teams should watch their backs, Big Kev Big Kev We bought the boy from Kilmarnock When he scores Tynecastle Rocks Kevin Kyle the Jambos number nine Thoughts? Are you 9 years old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol1874 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I know that but other than the obvious can you rhyme something with Kilmarnock? He'll hammer the boys from near the docks? Still never singing that song mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I liked the one england fans sang about crouch the World Cup before last. He's big, he's red His feet stick out the bed Peter crouch Peter crouch Note: obviously you'd need to put Kevin Kyle instead of Peter crouch but Kyle is a bit red about the face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo 75 Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 Are you 9 years old? Errr no, FFS nice to see how many happy souls there are on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 This reminds me of the time where somebody on here suggested changing the words of 'Hello Hello' to 'Kello Kello, he is a Gorgie boy..' Pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathie83 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 How about using Steve Harley's 'Come up to see me, make me smile' as a starting point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonraker Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 How about using Steve Harley's 'Come up to see me, make me smile' as a starting point? Some potential there at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Tarts 1874 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 To the tune of Sham 69's Hersham Boys. Kevin Kyle, Kevin Kyle, Pumps your wives and makes us smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eighteen seventyfour Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Thought of this today while I was in the car (Stolen from Liverpool but i thought it wisnae bad) He's built just like A panzer Tank, Big Kev Big Kev Other teams should watch their backs, Big Kev Big Kev We bought the boy from Kilmarnock When he scores Tynecastle Rocks Kevin Kyle the Jambos number nine Thoughts? You shouldnt really be theivin cars let alone broadcastin it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Thought of this today while I was in the car (Stolen from Liverpool but i thought it wisnae bad) He's built just like A panzer Tank, Big Kev Big Kev Other teams should watch their backs, Big Kev Big Kev We bought the boy from Kilmarnock When he scores Tynecastle Rocks Kevin Kyle the Jambos number nine Thoughts? We got Kevin Kyle on a free transfer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marooned In Oz Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 You shouldnt really be theivin cars let alone broadcastin it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 We got Kevin Kyle on a free transfer. Kevin Kyle, Kevin Kyle We got him for free Now he's worth a pile ( of money ) Only kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Got it as he's one of our more mature players and not very fast He's big, he's old He couldnae catch the cold Kevin Kyle Kevin Kyle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I don't like this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ash Cloud Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 We got Kevin Kyle on a free transfer. dooo daahhh dooo daahhh ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 everyones a critic, here is a challenge for you come up with a new song, as I dont think we have invented a new song for years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Away up in gorgie there is big Kevin Kyle, He scores tons of goals and makes Hearts faithful smile. Hes won everyball thats sent his way He'll be the new hammer of the hibs by the end of the day. Just a suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malcmac Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 You shouldnt really be theivin cars let alone broadcastin it. When I started reading the OP, I thought he meant he had nicked his car from Liverpool! I liked Liverpool's song for Robbie Keane - He's big, he's red, he talks like Father Ted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamu Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I'M OUT ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flogel98 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Notwhing to do with Kyle but: This is how it feels to be HiVees This is how it feels to be small This is how it feels when your team wins no cup at all, no cup at all, no cup at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Hearts Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 To the tune of Sham 69's Hersham Boys. Kevin Kyle, Kevin Kyle, Pumps your wives and makes us smile. This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveofthegame Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 He's big, he's white, as fat as Nade but less sh**e, he's Kevin Kyle, he's Kevin Kyle..... LOL funny guy me. that took me 4 seconds to write, i can see this going down in Gorgie folklore.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Bear with me here folks... to the tune of the mhanks "The holy goalie" "Oh Kevin Kyle,the farmers laddie*......he hates the Hibs was asked to sign by Yogi but he told him get to ****, then big Jim came calling and big Kyle he signed up, Ohhhhhhhhh Kevin Kyle ....repeat!! Can see this catching on.... (* The farmers laddie is because he looks like one.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Tarts 1874 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I can see the competition for an Ivor Novello is going to be stiff this year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo 75 Posted August 24, 2010 Author Share Posted August 24, 2010 You shouldnt really be theivin cars let alone broadcastin it. Now this did make me laff everyones a critic, here is a challenge for you come up with a new song, as I dont think we have invented a new song for years... Glad to see im no the only one who thinks we need some new tunes down gorgie way Notwhing to do with Kyle but:This is how it feels to be HiVeesThis is how it feels to be smallThis is how it feels when your team wins no cup at all, no cup at all, no cup at all Liking this one And Drylawe if you dont like it dont read it... simplezzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundercats Are Go Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I'M OUT ! Agreed, its redicoolas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo 75 Posted August 24, 2010 Author Share Posted August 24, 2010 Agreed, its redicoolas Bet your just a barrel of giggles in the social scene! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Bet your just a barrel of giggles in the social scene! Like me, he is just upset that we can't be part of your 'giggle' filled social scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broxy Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 This reminds me of the time where somebody on here suggested changing the words of 'Hello Hello' to 'Kello Kello, he is a Gorgie boy..' Pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Thought of this today while I was in the car (Stolen from Liverpool but i thought it wisnae bad) He's built just like A panzer Tank, Big Kev Big Kev Other teams should watch their backs, Big Kev Big Kev We bought the boy from Kilmarnock When he scores Tynecastle Rocks Kevin Kyle the Jambos number nine Thoughts? Linking Heart of Midlothian FC with Nazis - no thanks. Also, "stolen from Liverpool" - leave that stuff to the tims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
championsleaguefan Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Kevin Kyle lives at the Gyle. He scores wi the whores. He hates the Hibs he thinks there bores. He going to bang in the goals his co*ks as big as a baby foals. To the tune of Jack and Jill and so on. Lol well I thought it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I still hate this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMc Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I still hate this thread. Given that all our songs about players/owners seem to have the same tune, I would Imagine that if we rip off any EPL song it will be the "we've got your Berbatov" one (with the name changed) next time we play Killie. Or possibly "Big Kev's gonna get you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Kevin Kyle Supersta' Could only be a legend If he was PsychocAndy's Wee brotha Now see what you've made me do, a Tim Rice and Ugly Pus song, and it's shit and I've made it worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 This thread brings me back to a Falkirk away match of a season or two back, when someone kept singing "I love Csaba Laszlo, Csaba Laszlo loves me" to the tune of Land of Hope and Glory. I wanted him to explode, scanners style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Still think mine is a winner.... to the tune of the mhanks "The holy goalie" "Oh Kevin Kyle,the farmers laddie*......he hates the Hibs was asked to sign by Yogi but he told him get to ****, then big Jim came calling and big Kyle he signed up, Ohhhhhhhhh Kevin Kyle ....repeat!! Can see this catching on.... (* The farmers laddie is because he looks like one.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo 75 Posted August 24, 2010 Author Share Posted August 24, 2010 Like me, he is just upset that we can't be part of your 'giggle' filled social scene. Wow sarcasm and wit isnt really in your vocabulary is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I still hate this thread. "Hate" might be a tad too strong but, good gracious DH, we're singing from the same hymn sheet!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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