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Johanes de Silentio

At work, I've been dealing with someone from overseas - their surname is Sukmanus!

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Not a church person these days..but I have been to a christening once...Mr and Mrs Mason could you bring your son Jason towards us to be christened. There was a bit of silence..then people worked out his name. Was hard not to laugh.

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I heard of a couple, Mr&Mrs McLatchie who named their offspring after the late designer Versace.

 

It's hard to beat that.

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Done work for a guy Dick Long. He's no longer with us. He was a total gent but his name always made me laugh. Oh matron

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Knew a girl, many many many years ago, who had been named Shona. Not bad until you found out her surname was Moonie.

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Sterling Archer

My friend swears his gran knew a couple called Mr and Mrs Dick. First names Sandy and Etta. :mellow:

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I P Knightley

I'm sure that these boards have already benefited from the story of when I encountered a girl by the name of Summa Loving.

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logie green

"I'm sure that these boards have already benefited from the story of when I encountered a girl by the name of Summa Loving."

is that the one that happened so fast?

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Jam Tarts 1874

I encountered a chap who used to work fairly high up for a life assurance company in Edinburgh.

 

His name was Ben De Kock. Honest!

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Totally Gen-up...

 

A woman who works with my wife is called Flora Mcdonald,.. Her Husband is Ronald mcdonald..

 

Also when I worked for a large internet based bank part of my job was to check application packs for mistakes,,..

 

One pack was in the name of.. Dick and Fan*y Coc*stander..

 

Gods honest truth.

 

I know it was real as I had to phone them for more info...

 

"Hello, can I speak to MR Cockstander please..?"...

 

"Its Mrs Cockstander here,.. please call me Fan*y.."

 

I mean come on!!!!!

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Broomie Hearts

i went to school(forresters) with a guy called john paul pope

also used to live next door to a guy called edward edwards. :lol:

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I P Knightley

"I'm sure that these boards have already benefited from the story of when I encountered a girl by the name of Summa Loving."

is that the one that happened so fast?

 

You got it. It had me a blast, anyway.

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The Comedian

Worked in a call center for a while, two that I remember are a Mrs Hole and a lad called Bob Mushroom. Seriously.

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tommythejambo

My mother in -laws maiden name was Gay Prince

 

**** OFF! That is actually the funniest name I have heard.

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I encountered a chap who used to work fairly high up for a life assurance company in Edinburgh.

 

His name was Ben De Kock. Honest!

 

Yeah, I had dealings with him myself.

 

That said life assurance company also had a client called Mr Mashitter which was unfortunate enough.........but I bet he didn't thank his paranets for calling him Roger!!!!

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I encountered a chap who used to work fairly high up for a life assurance company in Edinburgh.

 

His name was Ben De Kock. Honest!

 

 

Jam Tarts,

 

i work in the same company as a certain B De Kock. he has now left the organisation.

 

his dad/brother still works in the same company as me

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Stupid Sexy Flanders

I like to while away the hours at work looking through the customer database for funny names. I'd say my favourite so far is an unfortunate young lady by the name of Cinderella Joby.

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I P Knightley

I like to while away the hours at work looking through the customer database for funny names. I'd say my favourite so far is an unfortunate young lady by the name of Cinderella Joby.

 

I've had my fair share of them. Absolutely fine throughout the evening but at midnight, they turn into something foul.

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Johanes de Silentio

Not really an unfortunate name, but a belter - had an email from an overseas person this morning whose first name is...

 

:thumbsup:Maha!

 

True story!

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Say What Again

Another member here worked for Standard Life many years ago. He dealt with a guy called Rodger Maschitta.

 

Superb.

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I P Knightley

I had a Belgian client by the name of Bertrand Belende. Imagine the office hilarity when we had dealings with Bertie Bellend.

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blondejamtart

Done work for a guy Dick Long. He's no longer with us. He was a total gent but his name always made me laugh. Oh matron

 

 

There used to be a councillor in Midlothian by the name of Dick Small...

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Worked in a call center for a while, two that I remember are a Mrs Hole and a lad called Bob Mushroom. Seriously.

 

Yeah I know Bob. He's a fun guy to be with.

 

:whistling:

 

GC

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There was a boy at Leithy when I was there called Stanton Stanton. Big Hibby obviously, can easily be found on fbook for validation!

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Say What Again

There was a boy at Leithy when I was there called Stanton Stanton. Big Hibby obviously, can easily be found on fbook for validation!

I was in Stanton's year so I can confirm you're right about his name. However you got something very, very wrong. Stanton's Hearts through and through.

 

He's a good lad. :thumbsup:

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I was in Stanton's year so I can confirm you're right about his name. However you got something very, very wrong. Stanton's Hearts through and through.

 

He's a good lad. :thumbsup:

 

Ah he's a top lad then!

 

I was only in first year and we were all told he was named after pishy Pat but obviously an urban myth!

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Thers a guy who lives in the Polwarth area who's name is Colin Manlove.

 

 

Id guess judging by his name that his footballing loyalties lie in Leith.

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There was an A. Ponce at my old work and also a Victorino Casino.

 

My mate had a client in Hong Kong called Nelson ######-yu Tsang. F#K

 

A guy in my year at college got a summer job with a company called Poole and Dick (say it quickly).

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Dealing with a letter from a customer enclosing a copy of the deed-poll confirming his change of name to

 

Mr Edward Stanley Thadeuss Treid Hijacking My Work Resulting In My Near Bankruptcy & The Worsening Of My Medical Condition.

 

I kid you not - and he then complained when I advised I could not fit his full name onto his gas bill!!

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Dealing with a letter from a customer enclosing a copy of the deed-poll confirming his change of name to

 

Mr Edward Stanley Thadeuss Treid Hijacking My Work Resulting In My Near Bankruptcy & The Worsening Of My Medical Condition.

 

I kid you not - and he then complained when I advised I could not fit his full name onto his gas bill!!

 

Presumably he couldnt really complain about just being called Mr. Edward Condition. Or Ed Condition for short.

 

Which is apt

 

GC

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i got a job once based on the fact i was ONLY interviewed to validate the person who i used as a reference. clearly i did well enough in the interview cos i got the job

 

the manger for the old job was called shirley temple!

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Chad Sexington

An ex of mine used to work in teachers pensions.

 

She once had to deal with a bloke called Russell Sprout.

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mulleted_jambo

Yeah, I had dealings with him myself.

 

That said life assurance company also had a client called Mr Mashitter which was unfortunate enough.........but I bet he didn't thank his paranets for calling him Roger!!!!

 

I have come across this guy at work before as well.

 

Also a Mr Urek Unt

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