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I was speaking to my mates bird at a wedding at the weeked and she's a scientist. I knew she was involved in a pretty major project but since i was hearing about at the stag do the details were more than hazy.

 

well, she's currently training buzzy bee's to sniff out drugs. apparently they're easier to work with and are more reliable than dogs as they don't get bored so easily. they stick their tongues out when they find a naughty parcel :teehee:

 

so do you have a crazy job?

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tommythejambo

That sounds like someone made that up.

 

I've never done anything that interesting, sometimes totally make something up when I meet people to see how gullable they are.

 

Been training to be an astronaut (which someone believed for 10 minutes) and a member of the River City supporting cast.

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That sounds like someone made that up.

 

I've never done anything that interesting, sometimes totally make something up when I meet people to see how gullable they are.

 

Been training to be an astronaut (which someone believed for 10 minutes) and a member of the River City supporting cast.

 

it sounds like that but believe me its very real. we did have a good laugh about it.

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Doctor FinnBarr

My Mrs used to hoover sheep in a slaughterhouse!

 

They were hung up and dead tho, and it was hoovered to get rid of bits of skin and wool that had been missed.

 

:ninja:

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Rick Grimes

it sounds like that but believe me its very real. we did have a good laugh about it.

 

 

how large is a bee's tongue that you can see it? and do you have to put them on a wee leash?

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how large is a bee's tongue that you can see it? and do you have to put them on a wee leash?

 

why don't you google what i'm talking about and it won't seem quite so ridiculous

 

edit: sorry, we done all those jokes to death on saturday

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I work as a plumber. Not really weird you say? Well weird stuff still happens. Was working on a job the other week. Fixing the pipes for the toilets. Some arsehole decided to use them and proceeded to shite all over my face <_<

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You know when your not sure how to do something, or enough about something, and you just type it into google to see what comes up? Well, I write for a website that produces the articles that come up.

 

It's only part time though. My other part time job is a barman in a Casino... unfortunately nothing weird (or remotely interesting) about that.

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My Mrs used to hoover sheep in a slaughterhouse!

 

They were hung up and dead tho, and it was hoovered to get rid of bits of skin and wool that had been missed.

 

:ninja:

 

thats what i'm talking about. thats awesome :thumbsup:

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heartsfc_fan

I work as a plumber. Not really weird you say? Well weird stuff still happens. Was working on a job the other week. Fixing the pipes for the toilets. Some arsehole decided to use them and proceeded to shite all over my face <_<

 

:laugh: :laugh:

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Guest C00l K1d

I work as a plumber. Not really weird you say? Well weird stuff still happens. Was working on a job the other week. Fixing the pipes for the toilets. Some arsehole decided to use them and proceeded to shite all over my face <_<

Hahaha it was only a matter of time.

 

 

 

Aye im starting as a street cleaner on thursday (my first ever job). Im sure I will see some interesting people on my travels around town.

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gorgie_rebel

I work as a plumber. Not really weird you say? Well weird stuff still happens. Was working on a job the other week. Fixing the pipes for the toilets. Some arsehole decided to use them and proceeded to shite all over my face <_<

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Genuine laugh out loud moment.

 

The missus and the kids think i've totally lost it laughing at the laptop.

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I lie about my job all the time.

 

Usually tell folks I'm a white slave trader. I've also been the guy that puts the plastic on the end of your shoelaces among other things.

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Can anyone ever say that they haven't lied about what they do for a living at some point?

 

When I was out at a club or bar I would say to many a gullable female that I used to be a child model for Kays catalogue!

 

Suprising how many people falled for it!

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Can anyone ever say that they haven't lied about what they do for a living at some point?

 

When I was out at a club or bar I would say to many a gullable female that I used to be a child model for Kays catalogue!

 

Suprising how many people falled for it!

 

I use to tell girls in clubs that I was a biscuit designer for Mcvities.

 

My friend once told a girl he was an inventor. When she asked what he had invented he said Pasta. :teehee:

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tommythejambo

I use to tell girls in clubs that I was a biscuit designer for Mcvities.

 

My friend once told a girl he was an inventor. When she asked what he had invented he said Pasta. :teehee:

 

Please, please say she believed him...

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Please, please say she believed him...

 

There was that 15 second pause where she was thinking "really?" but I think the ever growing smirks on our faces gave it away.

 

Still great to laugh about it though given he has a really Scottish name and absolutely no Italian blood in him.

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My mate tells girls in clubs he works for a charity organisation who give dying children one last wish. Flying them off to Florida to swim with dolphins etc etc.

 

A tear in the eye usually helps seal the deal.

 

 

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I'm a cat handler for an estate egents.

 

Basically when an estate agent shows clients round a property that is on the small side im put on standby. As soon as one of the clients, normally the female, says " you couldn't swing a cat in here" thats when I come in, and show them you can! :whistling:

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Cairneyhill Jambo

I used to be a gamekeeper in the Borders when I was younger, and I suppose to some people, that may be a weird job. Not exactly a typical nine til five job.

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I guy I used to work with, his wife used to quite literally "Choke the Chicken". She was a semen collector to help fertillise chickens & Turkeys. All done by hand aswell :blink:

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