What have you learnt from Advertisements?

[jamboinglasgow]

That if a guy wants to get a girl he just needs to spray on deodorant and they swarm round you like flys.

 

Women love to talk about that bloated feeling and carry laxatives around in their handbag just in case their friends get blocked up.

[EH11_2NL]

That some women have bladder control problems. Although I did see an advert for Tena-Men in a Lake District pub toilet at the weekend.

[Sheiky Baby]

I'm worth it

[Boomstick]

Since the A team Mr. T has divided his time between vigilantly ensuring no man acts like a wimp, advising them to get some nuts in the process and videogaming.

 

I have also learned a lot about meerkat history.

 

One final thing I know, from my youth, is that all the red car wants to do is stuff his face.

 

Wise old blue, he took the milky way.

[Sterling Archer]

That you should hit a girl at 40 to make sure she can't live and report you.

[Moriarty]

that footballers love to piss about doing tricks among themselves rather than play the actual game.

[Wotta Lad]

Carlesberg don't do threads on kickback, but if they did...

[Sheiky Baby]

To look out for a fat orange man when I open a can of Tango

 

oh.........and not Jimmy Calderwood

[neave]

That you should hit a girl at 40 to make sure she can't live and report you.

[Goz]

To look out for a fat orange man when I open a can of Tango

 

oh.........and not Jimmy Calderwood

 

 

Paris, Brussels and Lille from ?69

[Moriarty]

TERRIBLE things happen when you drink Dr Pepper.

[Goz]

They buy any car

 

 

dot com

[neave]

That if you mention Ocean Finance to anyone they'll automatically misunderstand you and come up with a funny-as-AIDS water pun.

[Wotta Lad]

Cilit Bangs pretty fecking hard.

[Sterling Archer]

THAT THERE ARE CHILDREN STARVING IN AFRICA, COME ON GUYS, DO YOUR BIT.

 

http://www.oxfam.org.uk/

 

[Sheiky Baby]

Mr Muscle has BEASTED it in the gym for the last couple of years

[Moriarty]

THAT THERE ARE CHILDREN STARVING IN AFRICA, COME ON GUYS, DO YOUR BIT.

 

http://www.oxfam.org.uk/

 

 

 

[Sterling Archer]

 

 

GUILTY

 

[I P Knightley]

1. Orange squash can scientifically be too 'orangey' for crows
2. If one's freshness has disappeared, one only needs to to the "shake 'n' vac" in order to restore the freshness
3. Some ladies have something called a "period"

 

 

[Boomstick]

Some ladies have something called a "period"

 

Don't be horrible.

[conn artist]

that i recognise far too many of the logos in this oscar winning short film -

 

My link - part 1

 

My link - part 2

 

its available in one part on vimeo but i can get on it at work.

[H J Simpson]

Body form sanitation pads help women go roller skating.

[Gareth_Hearts]

Peter Crouch can take free kicks....

[The Treasurer]

Turkey meat that had all the flavour processed out of it actually tastes "bootiful"

[felix]

Most women would eat dogsh!t, or smear it over their faces, if they were told it could help them lose weight, or "delay the ageing process".

[jamboinglasgow]

That if you want a quick ?5,000 just be given the wrong ladder or get caught up in plastic ties.

 

That if you are looking for car insuarnace, a fat moustached opera singer will pop up to sing the merits of price comparison company.

[rossthejambo]

Alfa Romeo's have LASERS as headlights

 

 

[Snake Plissken]

That tick follows tock.

[Snake Plissken]

THAT THERE ARE CHILDREN STARVING IN AFRICA, COME ON GUYS, DO YOUR BIT.

 

http://www.oxfam.org.uk/

 

 

 

Ribbed.

 

For her pleasure.

[Dave Spacey]

Ribbed.

 

For her pleasure.

 

That is sick, but

 

When women drink diet coke, they get beer goggles.

[N User]

Things (washing machines in particular) go on and on and on and on and on and on

 

 

this

 

http://www.cracked.com/article_18496_the-6-most-baffling-things-every-tv-ad-assumes-are-true.html