Miller Jambo 60 Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Just said im no bad for someone near 50. Feel a bit deflated TBH, Ma Ha. Women eh. Doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Just said im no bad for someone near 50. Feel a bit deflated TBH, Ma Ha. Women eh. Doug. Maha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dot Cotton Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 My lucky wife - like every other woman who meets me - thinks I am devine. But I am a good looking guy though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted March 26, 2010 Author Share Posted March 26, 2010 My lucky wife - like every other woman who meets me - thinks I am devine. But I am a good looking guy though. Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambojackbilly Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Get a younger one in tow Am 47 my gid lady is 37 She kens the score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted March 26, 2010 Author Share Posted March 26, 2010 Get a younger one in tow Am 47 my gid lady is 37 She kens the score Quality bit demanding though lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambojackbilly Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Quality bit demanding though lol Correct She wants an other bairn I was like oh c'mon She said Rod Stewart was 62 when becoming a parent Apart fae that that it's OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arse 'Friends' Dyslexic? Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Just said im no bad for someone near 50. Feel a bit deflated TBH, Ma Ha. Women eh. Doug. Never realised your IQ was as high as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Get her pumped Dougstar. MA HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Just said im no bad for someone near 50. Feel a bit deflated TBH, Ma Ha. Women eh. Doug. Dougalbender, have you made a crucial error and popped a wee hole in yer woman. If so, get the bicycle repair kit out and patch her up. Ma ha...................xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Get her telt Doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 Never realised your IQ was as high as that. Hows my stalker mate, better watch cos my 2 boys dont like their daddy getting ripped. Oh forgot, its you, nae mates. Dougstar, You are very strange, but im game to speak to anyone. EVEN YOU SCARY PANTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyjambo Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Well done on letting your wife have an opinion, mine gets telt twice if she opens her trap. Lucky man, after 34 years marriage I am still waiting for her to stop talking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 Lucky man, after 34 years marriage I am still waiting for her to stop talking No happen bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taffin Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 My gf makes me feel old!! I want an older model to ease me through the quarter life crisis. That said I don't really want an older model, I'm sure when I'm 30 I'll be thankful for her youthfulness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 My gf makes me feel old!! I want an older model to ease me through the quarter life crisis. That said I don't really want an older model, I'm sure when I'm 30 I'll be thankful for her youthfulness. Mind when i was 20 mate, went out wi a 34 year old, pure majic Doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Hows my stalker mate, better watch cos my 2 boys dont like their daddy getting ripped. Oh forgot, its you, nae mates. Dougstar, You are very strange, but im game to speak to anyone. EVEN YOU SCARY PANTS Changing the quotee to 'Arse' is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 Changing the quotee to 'Arse' is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Who are you cos TBH ya raj im not in the mood, another wee rascal that jumps on other peoples posts. get a life mate and go and have a hot bath, might be the highlight of your sad week; and i dont do ignore or shop you to mods, you know why im a big guy who if i meet you will buy you a coffee The Dougstar. PS VERY HOBO SMELL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Lassie at work said exactly the same to me, Doug. Only thing is I'm 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Opinions are like orgasms. Yours is more important and it doesn't really matter if she has one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Changing the quotee to 'Arse' is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. It does that because there's an apostrophe in his name; mucks up the BBcode. If you quote me, it'll just come up as "Obua". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 It does that because there's an apostrophe in his name; mucks up the BBcode. If you quote me, it'll just come up as "Obua". Tbh I didn't even check who he'd quoted. It was just a lovely opportunity to call someone a cum bucket. I am, however, disappointed that this wasn't intentional by Douglas. I actually thought it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 It does that because there's an apostrophe in his name; mucks up the BBcode. If you quote me, it'll just come up as "Obua". I wondered why I was coming up as Picard in quotes. Its all gravy though, I kinda dig it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Tbh I didn't even check who he'd quoted. It was just a lovely opportunity to call someone a cum bucket. I am, however, disappointed that this wasn't intentional by Douglas. I actually thought it was funny. I doubt KB's alcoholic attention whore has the mental capacity to do anything more complicated than pressing the Caps Lock key. Changing the name on the quote is amusing though. Tee hee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I doubt KB's alcoholic attention whore has the mental capacity to do anything more complicated than pressing the Caps Lock key. Changing the name on the quote is amusing though. Tee hee. I genuinely think he holds down shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 I doubt KB's alcoholic attention whore has the mental capacity to do anything more complicated than pressing the Caps Lock key. Changing the name on the quote is amusing though. Tee hee. Listen to her, so you up for a coffee , my boys are more mature than you. Mind you , wots the alci pash, you know me likes. Keep listening to your CHUMS. DOUG BUNCH O MUPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 I genuinely think he holds down shift. You are 21 eh so you know a lot about life . thing isyou are a hobo cos your team is pash, so back to heinz beans net. GORGIE RULE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 You are 21 eh so you know a lot about life would rather be inexperienced than old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 You are 21 eh so you know a lot about life . thing isyou are a hobo cos your team is pash, so back to heinz beans net. GORGIE RULE gingpwqe me oqpow jq mqwp p ppkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk MAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 gingpwqe me oqpow jq mqwp p ppkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk MAHA Quite a boy eh, for the record my friend not going to rise to the bait. Thing is will speak to a few of my mates about a headache i got tonight. Doug, You are unknown so must be hobo, take it you won 109 HA HAaaaaaaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Quite a boy eh, for the record my friend not going to rise to the bait. Thing is will speak to a few of my mates about a headache i got tonight. Doug, You are unknown so must be hobo, take it you won 109 HA HAaaaaaaaaaaaa You're a good man Percy, I've always liked you Percy, I could buy and sell you Percy boy. By the looks of things Percy, i've been here longer than you have. GORGIE NOISE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Get a younger one in tow Am 47 my gid lady is 37 She kens the score Correct my Mrs is ten years younger than me, i tend to remind her that one has more life experience and one has to be listened too, well on the odd occasions i can get a word in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 You're a good man Percy, I've always liked you Percy, I could buy and sell you Percy boy. By the looks of things Percy, i've been here longer than you have. GORGIE NOISE PERCY LUV IT, IM THE BOSS BUT YOU KNOW THAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 PERCY LUV IT, IM THE BOSS BUT YOU KNOW THAT You on the sauce tonight Dougie boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 You on the sauce tonight Dougie boy? A wee bit andrew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamdub Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 You on the sauce tonight Dougie boy? I don't BELIEVE IT........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 I don't BELIEVE IT........ wots your prob bottie boy, as my boy says KB for aerseholes, hes correct COFFEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Doug typing his response: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 Doug typing his response: ANDY IM AS HARD AS NAI LS luv the hobos on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 ANDY IM AS HARD AS NAI LS luv the hobos on here You're a big softie Dougalloo, don't kid yerself on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Love that picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted March 28, 2010 Author Share Posted March 28, 2010 You're a big softie Dougalloo, don't kid yerself on. You cow andrew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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