Nucky Thompson Posted January 18, 2008 Why do Schemies always call their kids daft names after 'stars' they hear on the TV. It really gets on my tits when you see Junkies shouting on their kids. The amount of Britnays, Jamie lees, Chantelles, Juniors, TJs, Brooklyns is unreal:cool:I even heard a schemie calling her kid Bacardi the other day:eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hughesie27 Posted January 18, 2008 Chantelle is the worst name known to man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ToadKiller Dog Posted January 18, 2008 Why do Schemies always call their kids daft names after 'stars' they hear on the TV. It really gets on my tits when you see Junkies shouting on their kids. The amount of Britnays, Jamie lees, Chantelles, Juniors, TJs, Brooklyns is unreal:cool:I even heard a schemie calling her kid Bacardi the other day:eek: Its about wanting whats best for there kids assperational ,the look forward to the day there kid is old enough to audition for big brother,appear on Trisha or get there tits oot in the star. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nucky Thompson Posted January 18, 2008 Chantelle is the worst name known to man.I agree:cool: I heard one mum shorten it to Chan:cool: 'Hi Chan stoap being shan to yer brurur':boak: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beejam Posted January 18, 2008 Why do Schemies always call their kids daft names after 'stars' they hear on the TV. It really gets on my tits when you see Junkies shouting on their kids. The amount of Britnays, Jamie lees, Chantelles, Juniors, TJs, Brooklyns is unreal:cool:I even heard a schemie calling her kid Bacardi the other day:eek: There's a Beyonce in my wee boy's nursery And yes, she is white too !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paws (FTH) Posted January 18, 2008 Through west there's kids called Larsson! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul_C Posted January 18, 2008 There's a Beyonce in my wee boy's nursery And yes, she is white too !!! I know a guy working for the council, went to a house in Blairgowrie where the lassies daughter was Beyonce Kelis McDonald Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondejamtart Posted January 18, 2008 There's one I know of who has daughters called (I kid you not) Demi and Madonna. I also know of a Scarlet and a Lavender Lee. There's another woman near us who called her youngest son Darius - yes, after the singer (I use that term loosely, by the way....) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adi Dassler Posted January 18, 2008 I went to a seminar in Glasgow recently and the opening gambit was about registered kids names in Glasgow over the last year. Including Ibroxia and twins Dolce & Gabanna. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neave Posted January 18, 2008 There was a kid in my primary school called Blu. I also know of a Kazara and a Destiny Charmed Lavender (after the TV show and the smell/colour). There's a rumour going about that there's a kid in primary in Edinburgh just now called Bam-Bam. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Ian Malcolm Posted January 18, 2008 There's one I know of who has daughters called (I kid you not) Demi and Madonna. I also know of a Scarlet and a Lavender Lee. There's another woman near us who called her youngest son Darius - yes, after the singer (I use that term loosely, by the way....) Wouldn't say Scarlet is that bad at all, pretty common compared to other names mentioned. I can't wait for the day I can name my kids - Eduardis and Kurskis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craig_ Posted January 18, 2008 Sure this was in the old Kickback, but here's a list of all the names registered in Scotland in 2006. http://www.gro-scotland.gov.uk/files1/stats/pop-names-06-t4.pdf Some crackers in there, especially the misspelt ones and the double-barrelled ones (pure posh like, ken?). And there's a Christ! Poor bugger... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hughesie27 Posted January 18, 2008 Look forward to meeting 'Storm' ''Gladiator are you ready?!'' Another few favourite are 'Wiktoria' 'Zuzanna' 'Weronika' 'Tsz' 'Tamarina' 'Zico' 'T' (There are 2 of them!) 'Poojaa' 38 'Rhianna'! 'Ronaldo' Twins 'Riordan' and 'Riordhan' 'MacKenzi' 'Ricardo' and 'Lucio' 'J-Jay' 'Jet-Li':D 'G' 'Emmalee'' 'Ho' 'Harsimranpaul' 31 'Chantelle' and a 'Chantalle' 'asmaa'(Mum was a smoker) My favourite though is wee baby '*****' Edit. That should read baby 'G ypsy' Brilliant sweary filter. Imagine being named a curse! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neave Posted January 18, 2008 Sure this was in the old Kickback, but here's a list of all the names registered in Scotland in 2006. http://www.gro-scotland.gov.uk/files1/stats/pop-names-06-t4.pdf Some crackers in there, especially the misspelt ones and the double-barrelled ones (pure posh like, ken?). And there's a Christ! Poor bugger... The girls' Ps are the most worrying; a wee glace and I've seen: Princess, Porscha, Po, Pyper, Poppy-Ann, Paris, Parris and, my personal favourite, Prezli-Leigh. There's also a Riordan, a Zico, a Ruby-Erin, a Shardanny, a Shantelle (with a Sh), a Serendipity, a Serene, 2 Serenities and a Thistle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neave Posted January 18, 2008 Look forward to meeting 'Storm' ''Gladiator are you ready?!''Another few favourite are 'Wiktoria' 'Zuzanna' 'Weronika' 'Tsz' 'Tamarina' 'Zico' 'T' (There are 2 of them!) 'Poojaa' 38 'Rhianna'! 'Ronaldo' Twins 'Riordan' and 'Riordhan' 'MacKenzi' 'Ricardo' and 'Lucio' 'J-Jay' 'Jet-Li':D 'G' 'Emmalee'' 'Ho' 'Harsimranpaul' 31 'Chantelle' and a 'Chantalle' 'asmaa'(Mum was a smoker) My favourite though is wee baby '*****' A few of them are Polish ones, mate; in that language you pronounce the 'W's as 'V's. Zuzanna could easily be Polish or German and 'Tsz' Chinese or Russian. The rest are either Hindi (or other similar) or just plain awful I really hope the girl 'Ho' is Chinse or something. Really I do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hughesie27 Posted January 18, 2008 A few of them are Polish ones, mate; in that language you pronounce the 'W's as 'V's. Zuzanna could easily be Polish or German and 'Tsz' Chinese or Russian. The rest are either Hindi (or other similar) or just plain awful I really hope the girl 'Ho' is Chinse or something. Really I do. Still funny to laugh at classics like 'Poojaa' though:D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eckauskas Posted January 18, 2008 Charlene is by far the neddiest girls name around. I vaguely remember this discussion on the train to Aberdeen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondejamtart Posted January 18, 2008 There is a woman who recently sold one of the most expensive houses in Scotland (and is a millionaire, so hardly a schemie) but has daughters called Velvet, Porsche and Mercedes..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArmiyaRomanova Posted January 18, 2008 Ethnic not schemie, but.... A good friend of mine's wife is called Wan Kei. Not saying what my wife's name is, but it occupies similar territory. If we're all out together, making introductions to strangers is amusing - there's quite a few really struggle to keep a straight face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sean_hmfc1874 Posted January 18, 2008 There was a kid in my primary school called Blu. I also know of a Kazara and a Destiny Charmed Lavender (after the TV show and the smell/colour). There's a rumour going about that there's a kid in primary in Edinburgh just now called Bam-Bam. that wouldnt be him that was killed last weekend? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neave Posted January 18, 2008 that wouldnt be him that was killed last weekend? Nah - his name was actually Blu. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
euan64 Posted January 18, 2008 I think theres a guy in Perth called Nike and some daft bint in Glasgow called her kid Lisbon as she thought it was witty with her second name being Lyons Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Le Chat Posted January 18, 2008 Check out this clown. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=28354445 And yes, it is his real name. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Say What Again Posted January 18, 2008 Through west there's kids called Larsson! 'Henrik' made it down to the last 3 names when the girl in my work had a wee boy 2 years back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ellie0028 Posted January 18, 2008 There's one I know of who has daughters called (I kid you not) Demi and Madonna. I also know of a Scarlet and a Lavender Lee. There's another woman near us who called her youngest son Darius - yes, after the singer (I use that term loosely, by the way....) blondejamtart we must live around the same area because i know all the kids ur talking:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Say What Again Posted January 18, 2008 There's also the New Zealand couple last year who wanted to call their baby 4Real but couldn't as names can't start with a number. They called him Superman instead. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6937327.stm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Say What Again Posted January 18, 2008 Almost forgot about a girl i knew years back. She called her baby Pepper Peanut. Pepper Peanut must be about 20 by now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted January 18, 2008 PANDA & PAISLIE???? WTF? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neave Posted January 18, 2008 In the list above I've just found a Henryck, a Hendrix and a Henri-Jay-Karl-Alexander. I think with regards to the last one that wee boy's mum wanted to name him after his dad, but wasn't quite sure who it was...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirk Diggler Posted January 18, 2008 Bollox to your 'Britneys' and 'Chantelles'. I know of a H*bs w&nker who named his daughter 'Leith'. Poor wee lassie. She doesn't stand a chance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondejamtart Posted January 18, 2008 blondejamtart we must live around the same area because i know all the kids ur talking:) As long as none of them are yours, ellie! Wouldn't want to cause offence... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivan Drago Posted January 18, 2008 I went to a seminar in Glasgow recently and the opening gambit was about registered kids names in Glasgow over the last year. Including Ibroxia and twins Dolce & Gabanna. I was just about to post that!!! My brothers old girlfriend taught them i think Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ellie0028 Posted January 18, 2008 no they arent my kids;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hughesie27 Posted January 18, 2008 ..anymore. Social services took them away:D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
holymoly Posted January 18, 2008 ..anymore. Social services took them away:D Someone called their kid "Hoor". Doesn't stand a chance, poor thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephilim Scotty Posted January 18, 2008 My Brother in Law is a Headmaster, he works in a School near Glasgow, I'd better not say exactly where just in case;), but there are Twin Girls there called Versace & Gucci:wacko:, this year there's a girl called Pocahontas.........i kid you not:confused::confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Susie-Jambo-66 Posted January 18, 2008 There's a Beyonce in my wee boy's nursery And yes, she is white too !!! Thats Larry Kingstons wee girls name Beyonce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jambojohnnyboy Posted January 18, 2008 Sure I heard a kid being called up the town called Tipex and had a brother called Buckie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul_C Posted January 18, 2008 I think theres a guy in Perth called Nike and some daft bint in Glasgow called her kid Lisbon as she thought it was witty with her second name being Lyons Yeah there is, he's been in court more times than the council cleaners... I remember a Quanders Townsley from school too...Norman Mustard too..Mr Mustard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eckauskas Posted January 18, 2008 I know this guy called Niamh. Irish lassies name. Total C-word to boot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt.Speirs Posted January 18, 2008 There was a wee guy in my pharmacy and his mum called him king!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ToastForBrains Posted January 18, 2008 There's a lassie works in the TSB called Shawndelle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nucky Thompson Posted January 18, 2008 My Brother in Law is a Headmaster, he works in a School near Glasgow, I'd better not say exactly where just in case;), but there are Twin Girls there called Versace & Gucci:wacko:, this year there's a girl called Pocahontas.........i kid you not:confused::confused:That's outrageous, the parents should be locked up:mad: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boab Posted January 18, 2008 My Brother in Law is a Headmaster, he works in a School near Glasgow, I'd better not say exactly where just in case;), but there are Twin Girls there called Versace & Gucci:wacko:, this year there's a girl called Pocahontas.........i kid you not:confused::confused: I've also heard about the Pocahontas carry on.What is going on?! I'm sure I read in a newspaper years ago about a crazy fisherman,from god knows where,who called his triplets Hook,Line and Sinker!Seriously! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Susie-Jambo-66 Posted January 18, 2008 Our local police man is called Prince Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmfcmike Posted January 19, 2008 some classics on that list posted before, someone actually named their son 'B-Jay'. hes going to get bullied at school. 1 person named their son Zidane as well haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
speedbump Posted January 19, 2008 Our local police man is called Prince Without being racist, is he coloured? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neave Posted January 19, 2008 Without being racist, is he coloured? ?? Asking if someone's black or not isn't racist, mate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
speedbump Posted January 19, 2008 ?? Asking if someone's black or not isn't racist, mate. You never know how some people might take it;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neave Posted January 19, 2008 You never know how some people might take it;) If they're mentally unstable enough to take offence to someone saying the word 'black' then they have bigger issues than they think Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
