Jamboy81 Posted March 9, 2010 Posted March 9, 2010 The Rugby Ball Large girth. Feels like your trying to sqeeze a watermelon out your arse. Anxiety may set it that your end may be night and headlines like "Man dies of exploded rectum" flash before you. The 2 Wiper Requires zero wipes but one standard wipe followed by a confirmation wipe - and you're on your way. The Slider No matter how many times you wipe, it never goes away. The Milkshake Non-solid composition and usually follows a curry night. Maltesers Small and unoffensive although can leave you feeling inadequate as a man. Big Brother Big, fat and heavy but non painful to pass. Weighs the equivelant of a small child. Is satisfying. The Anti-Christ Black as the ace of spades and offensively smelly. To excrete one is to feel you are in the presence of evil.
Sheiky Baby Posted March 9, 2010 Posted March 9, 2010 Big Brothers are the Daddy!!! Wait a minute ......... that might just be in Texas
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