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Lithuanian - good chance of playing for the Jambos!

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Anything apart from ingerlish or northern irish.

 

 

I am however 100% happy and proud to be Scottish!

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I wasn't born in Scotland, so I'll go with Canada where I was.

Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC
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Swedish.

 

The birds are out of this world.

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Canadian, oh just a minute I am.:wacko:

Miller Jambo 60
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italian.......cos thats the language the laydeees seem to luuuuuuurrrrve!

 

Italy for me good food and vino and the women are lovely.

Mind you i love Edinburgh ,Hearts and the Mid Yoken

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Australian

Jamaican-How good would that way of life be!

Canadian

Scottish is ok though.

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I'm quite happy being Scottish and British but if I was to live elsewhere it would be Turkey or Engerland

Patrick Bateman
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Doug46.

PontiusPilate
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I'd just be ashamed I wasn't Scottish

I P Knightley
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Italian please: climate, culture, cars, cuisine, cute chicks, skiing at the north etc.

 

Not French - France is full of French people; I don't think I could tolerate that.

 

Double not American. Mainly 'cos they lack everything that Italy has.

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my grandad is canadian so i'd have to choose canada!!!

 

Can you play for a country from your grandads nationality or is it just your grandmothers nationality?

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Can you play for a country from your grandads nationality or is it just your grandmothers nationality?

 

:eek::confused::P

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Well history would say I should go for Irish given both my grandmothers families came from Eire but I'd probably go for Spanish or American.

 

My daughter has a mix of Scots, Irish and Italian blood. It's a good mix - tanned skin, dark eyes and hair, a fiery temper and a sense of humour!

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Well history would say I should go for Irish given both my grandmothers families came from Eire but I'd probably go for Spanish or American.

 

My daughter has a mix of Scots, Irish and Italian blood. It's a good mix - tanned skin, dark eyes and hair, a fiery temper and a sense of humour!

 

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?

 

:laugh:

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Japanese

 

I've got your picture of me and you

You wrote "I love you" I love you too

I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do

Oh it's in color Your hair is brown

Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds

I often kiss you when there's no one else around

 

I've got your picture, I've got your picture

I'd like a million of them all round my cell

I asked the doctor to take your picture

So I can look at you from inside as well

You've got me turning up and turning down

And turning in and turning 'round

 

I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

 

I've got your picture, I've got your picture

I'd like a million of them all round my cell

I want the doctor to take your picture

So I can look at you from inside as well

You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round

 

I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

Hot Music backgrounds for MySpace!

 

 

I really think so

I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

 

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women

No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark

Everyone around me is a total stranger

Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger Everyone

 

That's why I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

 

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

(think so think so think so)

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

 

:cheese::cheese::cheese:

I P Knightley
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Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

(think so think so think so)

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

 

:cheese::cheese::cheese:

 

You realise that that song is nothing to do with the nationality "Japanese", don't you?:rolleyes:

Jimmy McNulty
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Canada.

 

But since I've lived here for 15 years and have citizenship it doesnt bother me that much :)

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You realise that that song is nothing to do with the nationality "Japanese", don't you?:rolleyes:

Yet still describes him well.;)

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One of the Scandinavian countries

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I'm Scots-Italian anyway, so I guess it would have to be American or Scandanavian.

FullStopCloseBracket
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Definitely Wales, just so I could have a cool accent like Elliott from Hollyoaks. I love that wee guy.

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POLISH

 

was over there in the summer and the girls are amazing

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I've got your picture of me and you

You wrote "I love you" I love you too

I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do

Oh it's in color Your hair is brown

Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds

I often kiss you when there's no one else around

 

I've got your picture, I've got your picture

I'd like a million of them all round my cell

I asked the doctor to take your picture

So I can look at you from inside as well

You've got me turning up and turning down

And turning in and turning 'round

 

I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

 

I've got your picture, I've got your picture

I'd like a million of them all round my cell

I want the doctor to take your picture

So I can look at you from inside as well

You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round

 

I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

Hot Music backgrounds for MySpace!

 

 

I really think so

I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

 

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women

No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark

Everyone around me is a total stranger

Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger Everyone

 

That's why I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

 

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

(think so think so think so)

Turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I really think so

 

:cheese::cheese::cheese:

 

 

TUNE!!!1 :cool:

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New Zealand

 

got family over there and spent 9 months living a qaulity life over there. The pace of life is perfect for me.

 

would love to retire over there.

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Japanese.

 

Japanese chicks are immense.

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Japanese chicks are immense.

 

 

Do you mean "immense" as in "WOW, LOOK AT HER!", or "immense" as in "WOW, SHE'S ****ING HUUUUUUUUGE!" ?

 

:ninja:

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Do you mean "immense" as in "WOW, LOOK AT HER!", or "immense" as in "WOW, SHE'S ****ING HUUUUUUUUGE!" ?

 

:ninja:

 

The first one.

loveofthegame
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Despite some mud-slinging to the contrary, I'd wanna be an Aussie.

 

Cocky, great at sport, great weather, beautiful country, nice beer, nice women.... that'll do me

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Well since I am not from Scotland and nowhere's near being Scottish...I would love to be Scottish.

Jimmy McNulty
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Well since I am not from Scotland and nowhere's near being Scottish...I would love to be Scottish.

 

Yet you are a fan of the might HMFC!!!!!

 

That's all that counts mate :)

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Yet you are a fan of the might HMFC!!!!!

 

That's all that counts mate :)

 

My boyfriend is a HUGE fan...and from Scotland. But I might as well be a fan as well since I probably know more about the players and their stats and the wins and losses and the history of the team than I should. :P

 

He even got me a team jersey to wear...but I believe it is more for him to see me in it than it is for me. :dribble:

 

Cheers mate!

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Can I be Scottish but live somewhere else?

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Can I be Scottish but live somewhere else?

 

Sure -- the man tries to be American but fails miserably. :P

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Sure -- the man tries to be American but fails miserably. :P

 

Every American I have ever spoken to has been either Scottish or Irish. Can I come from there please.

 

Is there a country called DenialLand

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Every American I have ever spoken to has been either Scottish or Irish. Can I come from there please.

 

Is there a country called DenialLand

 

Sure you can come to the land of America.

 

And I am irish with relatives in Liverpool.

 

Is that on the corner of UtopiaVille?

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Swiss. It would be great to live in Switzerland.

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What country would you like to have been born in? I always wanted to be Italian.. No idea why, and I have only been to Italy once.

 

Live here for a good while and you'd change your mind. Guaranteed.

I P Knightley
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Is there a country called DenialLand

 

Naw, mate. De Nial's a river, not a country. It runs through Egypt.

:tumbleweed:

 

DenialLand is towards the North East of Edinburgh. More commonly referred to by its old Gelic name of "Leith", you tend to hear it mentioned in phrases such as, "Those Hobos live in Denial".

:goofy:

 

I'm here all week:wink:

Lie Forrit 2 hrs 34 mins
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Isle of Man. Low tax rate and they are not ruled by Engerland. I wouldn't have to pay 40% tax to keep all the wasters and beggars in beer and baccy money.

The People's Chimp
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French. So that sitting in a cafe all day smoking gauloises and drinking espressos could be a career choice.

Finbar Saunders
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German, cos I used to work there, and the wifes family are english so I could stuff it up them every time Germany beat them!;)

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Japanese. So my bf would think I was "immense". :th_wink1:

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Japanese. So my bf would think I was "immense". :th_wink1:

 

I will ask my boyfriend if he thinks I am "immense." ;)

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Italian. Was in Milan today and holy moly there are some fine chickeetas there :D

 

Though one of the best was Japanese so I would certainly concur on the above :thumb:

 

Hell, Swiss ain't bad either, down by Lake Geneva in the summer can be a fine time.

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