redm Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 If anyone's nearby...take a wander past and pay special attention to the pavement area. There's a very strange item lurking just at the bottom of the steps up to the Ukio front door... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 If anyone's nearby...take a wander past and pay special attention to the pavement area. There's a very strange item lurking just at the bottom of the steps up to the Ukio front door... Is it in a bag, and is there a ticking noise coming from the bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 fancy just telling us what it is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 Okay...I was just trying not to be uncouth... Basically...there's a huge, bright pink vibrator sitting on the pavement at the bottom of the steps. Just sitting there, occasionally rolling back and forth in the wind. People stepping over it, that sort of thing. Bizarre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 haha. You swine redm. The missus won't be happy when she sees you have stolen her wee friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 haha. You swine redm. The missus won't be happy when she sees you have stolen her wee friend. There's nothing wee about this thing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 There's nothing wee about this thing.... If you have no further use for it why didnt you just dispose of it in a litterbin;) John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 If you have no further use for it why didnt you just dispose of it in a litterbin;) John I should have known this would be a dodgy story to share. It's absolutely nothing to do with me. No way Jose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 It's a Fire Extinguisher you pervert!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billco98 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 It's a Fire Extinguisher you pervert!!!!! Come again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewart MacD Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 So, Rodney's back in town at last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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