269miles Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I just got sent this by a mate - I thought it was funny. I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the BBC Radio medical phone-in programme recently, I have finally found inner peace. A doctor proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my home to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclits. Yu haf no idr who **** gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pis appy kissmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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