Frankenstein Jambo. Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Was at robbos till 5ish then went on a drinking spree. After robbos I come home to the missus looking at me like I was satan. Half pished, I said **** it. Got changed and sneeked out. Had plenty dosh after my lovely win at the bookies, phoned my brother who was still at robbos. We headed up to the strippers then up to mood. Walked in the door about three this morning and the next thing I can remember i being woken up with my dog barking. Have not seen my missus since yesterday and I do not have a scooby were she is. Exellent stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gods a Jambo Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Was at robbos till 5ish then went on a drinking spree. After robbos I come home to the missus looking at me like I was satan. Half pished, I said **** it. Got changed and sneeked out. Had plenty dosh after my lovely win at the bookies, phoned my brother who was still at robbos. We headed up to the strippers then up to mood. Walked in the door about three this morning and the next thing I can remember i being woken up with my dog barking. Have not seen my missus since yesterday and I do not have a scooby were she is. Exellent stuff! Did she ground you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenstein Jambo. Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 Did she ground you? She threatend me with sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gods a Jambo Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 She threatend me with sex :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Thinly veiled 'anyone seen my wife?' thread IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 interesting stories Got slaughtered yesterday and woke up this morning with some strange bint who says she is staying and refuses to go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Thinly veiled 'anyone seen my wife?' thread IMO. Someone else is having a go on Mrs Heartsfc80085 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
west lothian loyal Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Lionheart, methinks you have found heartsfc1210 wife. He aint seen her since yesterday. :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Lionheart, methinks you have found heartsfc1210 wife. He aint seen her since yesterday. :santa1: :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe.gausden Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Lionheart, methinks you have found heartsfc1210 wife. He aint seen her since yesterday. :santa1: Either that or Victor..ian :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Lionheart, methinks you have found heartsfc1210 wife. He aint seen her since yesterday. :santa1: Good grief Gonna give it one last good pile driving then and get it punted back to whence it came. :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Was at robbos till 5ish then went on a drinking spree. After robbos I come home to the missus looking at me like I was satan. Half pished, I said **** it. Got changed and sneeked out. Had plenty dosh after my lovely win at the bookies, phoned my brother who was still at robbos. We headed up to the strippers then up to mood. Walked in the door about three this morning and the next thing I can remember i being woken up with my dog barking. Have not seen my missus since yesterday and I do not have a scooby were she is. Exellent stuff! YOU have a partner! Good lord... Please do not procreate!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Was at robbos till 5ish then went on a drinking spree. After robbos I come home to the missus looking at me like I was satan. Half pished, I said **** it. Got changed and sneeked out. Had plenty dosh after my lovely win at the bookies, phoned my brother who was still at robbos. We headed up to the strippers then up to mood. Walked in the door about three this morning and the next thing I can remember i being woken up with my dog barking. Have not seen my missus since yesterday and I do not have a scooby were she is. Exellent stuff! Were you thinking on punting her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Good grief Gonna give it one last good pile driving then and get it punted back to whence it came. :santa1: You could do a fellow JAMBO a favour and pass it on to D&C. He desperately doesn't want to be there on Christmas Day, all alone, emptying his sack and wondering what might have been... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 You could do a fellow JAMBO a favour and pass it on to D&C. He desperately doesn't want to be there on Christmas Day, all alone, emptying his sack and wondering what might have been... Fair point.Good to see we're looking out for lonely fellow JKBers this Chrimbo.:santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Heartsfc1210, married at 20. Bad move IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Heartsfc1210, married at 20. Bad move IMO. Sounds like he WAS married! Not anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Sounds like he WAS married! Not anymore. I think the poor lad had a bad dream myself, boozing in Robbo's and being married would give most a nightmare. :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number16 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Heartsfc1210, married at 20. Bad move IMO. In Mood, worse move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I think the poor lad had a bad dream myself, boozing in Robbo's and being married would give most a nightmare. :santa1: I'd agree with the married part! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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