Acey Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I can't sleep. I'm having to check my feet every few minutes to make sure they're still attached to the rest of me. I'm considering having a w*nk purely to get my circulation going. Troubling times, fellow KBers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigSN1 Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Shouldn't need an excuse for a hamshank IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 It's a beautiful afternoon. 25 degrees whilst I sit out on the deck with the laptop! Hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted December 20, 2009 Author Share Posted December 20, 2009 It's a beautiful afternoon. 25 degrees whilst I sit out on the deck with the laptop! Hope this helps. No, that doesn't help at all! In fact, that's the last thing I wanted to hear right now! Why did you think that would help?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Tried sticking your heating on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 No, that doesn't help at all! In fact, that's the last thing I wanted to hear right now! Why did you think that would help?!? Think warm, feel warm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 It is ****ing freezing. Trying to get a taxi home was ****ing horrific. I would try and have a w*nk too, but my hands are so cold I reckon it'd have the reverse effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I just tried to have a **** and it fell off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Poofs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Tried sticking your heating on? Theres no heating in cardboard city! :santa4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Poofs. Thats like the view from my window just now Rab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Thats like the view from my window just now Rab. Ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbodog Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Just about to take the dog for a walk and its -12:smiliz21: i should have got a feckin gerbil:santa3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Just about to take the dog for a walk and its -12:smiliz21: i should have got a feckin gerbil[:santa3:/QUOTE] I don't actually think you can train them to take dogs for walks so think positively, by not getting a gerbil you saved some cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasman Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Just about to take the dog for a walk and its -12:smiliz21: i should have got a feckin gerbil[:santa3:/QUOTE] I don't actually think you can train them to take dogs for walks so think positively' date=' by not getting a gerbil you saved some cash.[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Just about to take the dog for a walk and its -12:smiliz21: i should have got a feckin gerbil[/b'] I don't actually think you can train them to take dogs for walks so think positively, by not getting a gerbil you saved some cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Just about to take the dog for a walk and its -12:smiliz21: i should have got a feckin gerbil[:santa3:/QUOTE] I don't actually think you can train them to take dogs for walks so think positively' date=' by not getting a gerbil you saved some cash.[/quote'] Quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Got caught in a white-out on the drive home to Penicuik yesterday. Went through Carlops sideways. Attempting to drive twin-turbocharged rear-wheel drive cars through two feet of standing snow isn't big or clever......funny though :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 It's a beautiful afternoon. 25 degrees whilst I sit out on the deck with the laptop! Hope this helps. Lucky bar steward. Here in Boston we've got snow. 14 f****** inches of it and it's still coming down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Got caught in a white-out on the drive home to Penicuik yesterday. Went through Carlops sideways. Attempting to drive twin-turbocharged rear-wheel drive cars through two feet of standing snow isn't big or clever......funny though :santa1: If that was the 2.30 whiteout, the Queensway in Penicuik was like a scene from Iraqs retreat out of Kuwait. Cars abandoned everywhere all because of a big automatic Audi with an old guy driving, abandoning his car halfway up. I kept mine in second car with low revs and slid by them all slowly. Trick is never to stop unless essential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Yawn yawn yawn. This weather is mild. Says someone who holds two bluenose certificates one apiece for crossing both the artic and antartic circles. Bloody bighead and show off that I am:santa1: John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Yawn yawn yawn. This weather is mild. Says someone who holds two bluenose certificates one apiece for crossing both the artic and antartic circles. Bloody bighead and show off that I am:santa1: John I didn't know you were a Rangers fan John :santa1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I didn't know you were a Rangers fan John :santa1: Wash your mouth out with soap forthwith :santa1: John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Yawn yawn yawn. This weather is mild. Says someone who holds two bluenose certificates one apiece for crossing both the artic and antartic circles. Bloody bighead and show off that I am:santa1: John You were on a fecking ship! It's hardly like you hiked your way up in tropical uniform is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Wash your mouth out with soap forthwith :santa1: John Apologies mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 It is ****ing freezing. Trying to get a taxi home was ****ing horrific. I would try and have a w*nk too, but my hands are so cold I reckon it'd have the reverse effect. We walked for an hour and a half to get a taxi last night. Hellishly cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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