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Anyone know how to solve this problem?

 

A few days ago I went to shut down my computer, So I went to the start menu and the wee red shutdown button had the little yellow updates bit on it. So It obviously installed the updates before shutting down, It took the best part of 25minutes to do this whereas it usually only takes 5-10 at most. Then the next time I try and start the computer there is some fault, and Instead of starting up it goes to a "Tech guys" screen telling me windows failed to start and then i get several options on what to do, the options include restoring the computer to a previous date, and using an automatic fault finder to find and fix the problem. I chose the latter option and after 10minutes or so, It says its fixed and restart the computer. It appeared to have worked.

 

I use my computer and shut it down. No problems. Then the next day I am using it again, and once again when I go to shut it down there is the updates icon over the ****down button. And once again, it takes 25minutes to configure the updates beofore shutting down, and again When I go to restart the computer it fails and I need to do the whole tech guys process.

 

Ive tried the other option of restoring the computer to previous settings to a date months ago, but again by the end of the day I get the automatic update and then it happens over again. Its doing my head in, On the desktop I have an option of shutting down without installing updates, but I don't seem to be able to do this on the laptop?

 

Any ideas of how to fix this problem? Is there a way to stop automatic updates? IS this advisable? cheers

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Go onto control panel then there should be an option for "Automatic Updates"

Double click it and you will get a box where you will have the option to turn it off. Probably not the best thing to do, but it might work if you turn it off for 2 or 3 days then re-install that update that seems to be ****ing things up might actually "work".

 

You've got a strange issue though. Never seen that one before.

 

 

Sorry, pretty p*ss poor advice from me there!

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Go onto control panel then there should be an option for "Automatic Updates"

Double click it and you will get a box where you will have the option to turn it off. Probably not the best thing to do, but it might work if you turn it off for 2 or 3 days then re-install that update that seems to be ****ing things up might actually "work".

 

You've got a strange issue though. Never seen that one before.

 

 

Sorry, pretty p*ss poor advice from me there!

 

Cheers mate, Turned it off for now untill I work out how to fix the problem properly. At least I don't have to **** about for half an hour everytime I want to get on the computer now. It is a strange one, If it is just the update itself that is somehow messed up then I assume after a certain period of time a new update will replace this one. I dunno, im crap with computers.

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If you know what update you got from microsoft you can always uninstall the update via control panel.

 

Control Panel--->Uninstall Program--->View Installed Updates

 

Beware:

Running a system without an update exposes you to serious vulnerabilities and it is not recommended that you do this.

 

Hope you get it sorted buddy.

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If you know what update you got from microsoft you can always uninstall the update via control panel.

 

Control Panel--->Uninstall Program--->View Installed Updates

 

Beware:

Running a system without an update exposes you to serious vulnerabilities and it is not recommended that you do this.

 

Hope you get it sorted buddy.

 

For some reason When I do this, the last updates that it shows is from 26th november.

 

update for microsoft windows. microsoft windows. microsoft corporation. 26/11/09

 

thats what it says, and there is 3 of them identical.

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Also, this problem isnt occuring right now as obviously Ive got updates switched off untill I can work it out. So I can only assume the updates that are installed right now are fine, But Its the new update that causes the problem whenever its tried to install that?

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As a precaution bringbackjefferies, I think you should run a virus scan and download malwarebytes if you haven't already got it. My first thought when seeing this thread was it could be a virus masquerading as Windows Update: that's a total guess on my part though.

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As a precaution bringbackjefferies, I think you should run a virus scan and download malwarebytes if you haven't already got it. My first thought when seeing this thread was it could be a virus masquerading as Windows Update: that's a total guess on my part though.

 

Cheers, got Malwarebytes(although not got a clue what it does:smiliz23:) already but have just asked it to do a scan now, and will do a virus scan aswell and see what it comes up with.

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Cheers, got Malwarebytes(although not got a clue what it does:smiliz23:) already but have just asked it to do a scan now, and will do a virus scan aswell and see what it comes up with.

 

you have tried system restore mate.

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you have tried system restore mate.

 

Aye, this is one of the options you get from the tech guys page when it fails to start up. It restores to a date a month or two before this problem occured, But then By 3am of the next day(the time my computer is set to install any updates) there is an update to install and it happens allover. And so far the only way passed the problem is by turning updates off, which isnt advised apparently.

 

 

Malware did a scan of over 90K items and nothing malicious found, going to start a virus scan now and see.

 

Thanks for the ideas people

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Aye, this is one of the options you get from the tech guys page when it fails to start up. It restores to a date a month or two before this problem occured, But then By 3am of the next day(the time my computer is set to install any updates) there is an update to install and it happens allover. And so far the only way passed the problem is by turning updates off, which isnt advised apparently.

 

 

Malware did a scan of over 90K items and nothing malicious found, going to start a virus scan now and see.

 

Thanks for the ideas people

 

It may not be generally advisable to turn auto updates off, but because it's an update that's fecking your system, you need to do so while the problem is sorted. Once you've done this, you need to find out which update(s) is/are causing the problem (Control Panel->Windows Update->View update history->Right click on failed update->View details). Post this info here, along with your computer make and model.

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It may not be generally advisable to turn auto updates off, but because it's an update that's fecking your system, you need to do so while the problem is sorted. Once you've done this, you need to find out which update(s) is/are causing the problem (Control Panel->Windows Update->View update history->Right click on failed update->View details). Post this info here, along with your computer make and model.

 

Definition Update for Windows Defender - KB915597 (Definition 1.71.833.0)

 

Installation date: ‎15/‎12/‎2009 04:17

 

Installation status: Failed

 

Error details: Code 80070670

 

Update type: Important

 

 

 

 

Update for Windows Vista (KB971737)

 

Installation date: ‎15/‎12/‎2009 03:24

 

Installation status: Failed

 

Error details: Code 800F0816

 

Update type: Important

 

 

 

Cumulative Security Update for Internet Explorer 7 for Windows Vista (KB976325)

 

Installation date: ‎15/‎12/‎2009 03:24

 

Installation status: Failed

 

Error details: Code 800F0816

 

Update type: Important

 

 

 

Update for Windows Vista (KB970430)

 

Installation date: ‎15/‎12/‎2009 03:19

 

Installation status: Failed

 

Error details: Code 800F0816

 

Update type: Important

 

 

 

 

Security Update for Windows Vista (KB974318)

 

Installation date: ‎15/‎12/‎2009 03:07

 

Installation status: Failed

 

Error details: Code 800F0816

 

Update type: Important

 

 

 

And these are repeated all the way back untill the 10th of December

 

Emm Computer is Advent 9117?

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Thanks BBJ. I'm having a scout around - it looks like one or more updates have become corrupted and the best bet would be to remove the updates that have been downloaded (and which won't install) and give the upload system a clean-out, so to speak. I'll carry on looking, but in the meantime can you tell me if you are running SP1 or SP2 (Control Panel->System)?

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Thanks BBJ. I'm having a scout around - it looks like one or more updates have become corrupted and the best bet would be to remove the updates that have been downloaded (and which won't install) and give the upload system a clean-out, so to speak. I'll carry on looking, but in the meantime can you tell me if you are running SP1 or SP2 (Control Panel->System)?

 

Appreciate the help mate.

 

I cant seem to find this sp1 or 2 thing> Ive gone to control panel and system and maintenance, and then system, and then it gives me various info on the type of computer, processor etc, but not sure where the sp but is?

 

This is the info in full for the failures.

 

Definition Update for Windows Defender - KB915597 (Definition 1.71.833.0)

 

Installation date: ‎15/‎12/‎2009 04:17

 

Installation status: Failed

 

Error details: Code 80070670

 

Update type: Important

 

Install this update to revise the definition files used to detect spyware and other potentially unwanted software. Once you have installed this item, it cannot be removed.

 

More information:

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/spyware/software/about/overview.mspx

 

Help and Support:

http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=52661

 

 

 

 

Update for Windows Vista (KB971737)

 

Installation date: ‎15/‎12/‎2009 03:24

 

Installation status: Failed

 

Error details: Code 800F0816

 

Update type: Important

 

Install this update to help strengthen authentication credentials in specific scenarios. After you install this item, you may have to restart your computer.

 

More information:

http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=164479

 

Help and Support:

http://support.microsoft.com

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Appreciate the help mate.

 

I cant seem to find this sp1 or 2 thing> Ive gone to control panel and system and maintenance, and then system, and then it gives me various info on the type of computer, processor etc, but not sure where the sp but is?

 

This is the info in full for the failures.

 

Definition Update for Windows Defender - KB915597 (Definition 1.71.833.0)

 

Installation date: ‎15/‎12/‎2009 04:17

 

Installation status: Failed

 

Error details: Code 80070670

 

Update type: Important

 

Install this update to revise the definition files used to detect spyware and other potentially unwanted software. Once you have installed this item, it cannot be removed.

 

More information:

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/spyware/software/about/overview.mspx

 

Help and Support:

http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=52661

 

 

 

 

Update for Windows Vista (KB971737)

 

Installation date: ‎15/‎12/‎2009 03:24

 

Installation status: Failed

 

Error details: Code 800F0816

 

Update type: Important

 

Install this update to help strengthen authentication credentials in specific scenarios. After you install this item, you may have to restart your computer.

 

More information:

http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=164479

 

Help and Support:

http://support.microsoft.com

 

You're going to the right place for the info. At the top it should say "Windows edition". What does it say under that?

 

Also, you talked about the update failures going back to 10 December but these two are from 15 December?

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You're going to the right place for the info. At the top it should say "Windows edition". What does it say under that?

 

Also, you talked about the update failures going back to 10 December but these two are from 15 December?

 

Ah, I meant the first two failures that happened right at the start, not the first two (the latest) in the list.

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You're going to the right place for the info. At the top it should say "Windows edition". What does it say under that?

 

Also, you talked about the update failures going back to 10 December but these two are from 15 December?

 

It says

 

Windows Edition

 

Windows Vista Home Premium

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It says

 

Windows Edition

 

Windows Vista Home Premium

 

Ok, my Vista machine has the above, then

 

Copyright c 2007 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

 

Service Pack 2

 

Upgrade Windows Vista

 

 

You have nothing like that? It's difficult to believe that you haven't got at least SP1 installed.

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Looking at the list, there was also an isolated failure on the 2nd of December which was.

 

Windows Vista Service Pack 1 (KB936330)

 

Installation date: ‎02/‎12/‎2009 11:28

 

Installation status: Failed

 

Error details: Code 800706BE

 

Update type: Important

 

Windows Vista Service Pack 1 (SP1) is an update to Windows Vista that addresses key feedback from our customers. Windows Vista SP1 addresses specific reliability and performance issues, supports new types of hardware and adds support for several emerging standards. After you install this item, you will have to restart your computer.

 

More information:

http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/windowsvista/bb738089

 

Help and Support:

http://support.microsoft.com'>http://support.microsoft.com'>http://support.microsoft.com'>http://support.microsoft.com'>http://support.microsoft.com/'>http://support.microsoft.com/kb/936330'>http://support.microsoft.com/kb/936330

 

 

 

 

then a couple of succesful updates, in the days between. and then it all kicks off december the 10th. and these are the first ones in order:-

 

 

Security Update for Windows Vista (KB974318)

 

Installation date: ‎10/‎12/‎2009 03:04

 

Installation status: Failed

 

Error details: Code 800F0816

 

Update type: Important

 

A security issue has been identified that could allow an unauthenticated remote attacker to compromise your system and gain control over it. You can help protect your system by installing this update from Microsoft. After you install this update, you may have to restart your system.

 

More information:

http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=177727

 

Help and Support:

http://support.microsoft.com/

 

 

 

Update for Windows Mail Junk E-mail Filter [December 2009] (KB905866)

 

Installation date: ‎10/‎12/‎2009 03:04

 

Installation status: Failed

 

Error details: Code 800F0816

 

Update type: Recommended

 

Install this update for Windows Mail to revise the definition files that are used to detect e-mail messages that should be considered junk e-mail or that may contain phishing content. After you install this item, you may have to restart your computer.

 

More information:

http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=79015

 

Help and Support:

http://support.microsoft.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Update for Windows Vista (KB973917)

 

Installation date: ‎10/‎12/‎2009 03:13

 

Installation status: Failed

 

Error details: Code 80242016

 

Update type: Important

 

Install this update to help strengthen authentication credentials in specific scenarios. After you install this item, you may have to restart your computer.

 

More information:

http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=157136

 

Help and Support:

http://support.microsoft.com

 

 

 

 

Update for Windows Vista (KB970430)

 

Installation date: ‎10/‎12/‎2009 03:13

 

Installation status: Failed

 

Error details: Code 800F0816

 

Update type: Important

 

Install this update to help strengthen authentication credentials in specific scenarios. After you install this item, you may have to restart your computer.

 

More information:

http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=164478

 

Help and Support:

http://support.microsoft.com

 

 

 

Cumulative Security Update for Internet Explorer 7 for Windows Vista (KB976325)

 

Installation date: ‎10/‎12/‎2009 03:16

 

Installation status: Failed

 

Error details: Code 800F0816

 

Update type: Important

 

Security issues have been identified that could allow an attacker to compromise a system that is running Microsoft Internet Explorer and gain control over it. You can help protect your system by installing this update from Microsoft. After you install this item, you may have to restart your computer.

 

More information:

http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=169404

 

Help and Support:

http://support.microsoft.com

 

 

 

 

Update for Windows Vista (KB971737)

 

Installation date: ‎10/‎12/‎2009 03:17

 

Installation status: Failed

 

Error details: Code 800F0816

 

Update type: Important

 

Install this update to help strengthen authentication credentials in specific scenarios. After you install this item, you may have to restart your computer.

 

More information:

http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=164479

 

Help and Support:

http://support.microsoft.com

 

 

These all occured on the 10th

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Ok, my Vista machine has the above, then

 

Copyright c 2007 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

 

Service Pack 2

 

Upgrade Windows Vista

 

 

You have nothing like that? It's difficult to believe that you haven't got at least SP1 installed.

 

Its got the copy right bit, and then the upgrade windows vista link. But nthing inbetween

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Its got the copy right bit, and then the upgrade windows vista link. But nthing inbetween

 

Ok, no problem. Everything seems to have kicked off with the fact that there was a problem in installing Service Pack 1 (although I have no idea why your PC is only trying to install this now). Most of the other errors are due to this faulty update.

 

My advice would be to manually download and install SP1 (in case the original was corrupted in some way). You can download it from http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyId=B0C7136D-5EBB-413B-89C9-CB3D06D12674&displaylang=en (it's 430Mb so will take a while; save it to disk and then run it from your PC after it has all downloaded).

 

You should give this a go and then get back to me.

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Ok, no problem. Everything seems to have kicked off with the fact that there was a problem in installing Service Pack 1 (although I have no idea why your PC is only trying to install this now). Most of the other errors are due to this faulty update.

 

My advice would be to manually download and install SP1 (in case the original was corrupted in some way). You can download it from http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyId=B0C7136D-5EBB-413B-89C9-CB3D06D12674&displaylang=en (it's 430Mb so will take a while; save it to disk and then run it from your PC after it has all downloaded).

 

You should give this a go and then get back to me.

 

No bother mate cheers. I'll give this a shot and get let you know what happens tomorrow. Thanks

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Ok, no problem. Everything seems to have kicked off with the fact that there was a problem in installing Service Pack 1 (although I have no idea why your PC is only trying to install this now). Most of the other errors are due to this faulty update.

 

My advice would be to manually download and install SP1 (in case the original was corrupted in some way). You can download it from http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyId=B0C7136D-5EBB-413B-89C9-CB3D06D12674&displaylang=en (it's 430Mb so will take a while; save it to disk and then run it from your PC after it has all downloaded).

 

You should give this a go and then get back to me.

 

Hey, so I tried it. I don't know if i done everything correctly. But I downloaded it, then Found it in my downloads, double clicked it and installed it. It took ages to do, and whilst it was doing it I fell asleep. now there was a message saying that it could take awhile and it would automatically restart the computer when it finishes. So when i woke up it was back on the tech guys screeen, saying the computer didnt start proper again. So I presume it failed to install as Also when I go to the control panel, systems it still has no mention of SP1?

 

Not sure what to do now. Also went to go do a system restart to a few months ago, and now for some reason i cant go any further back than the 15th of December. How do you reset it to factory settings? as thats what i may end up doing

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Hey, so I tried it. I don't know if i done everything correctly. But I downloaded it, then Found it in my downloads, double clicked it and installed it. It took ages to do, and whilst it was doing it I fell asleep. now there was a message saying that it could take awhile and it would automatically restart the computer when it finishes. So when i woke up it was back on the tech guys screeen, saying the computer didnt start proper again. So I presume it failed to install as Also when I go to the control panel, systems it still has no mention of SP1?

 

Not sure what to do now. Also went to go do a system restart to a few months ago, and now for some reason i cant go any further back than the 15th of December. How do you reset it to factory settings? as thats what i may end up doing

 

Bugger. I would give Melbourne Jambo's solution a go then - it's a way of solving a problem that sometimes causes errors on updates. You never know, that might work.

 

Failing that, Your Advent 9117 should have come with an "Advent Recovery Guide" that guides you through how to restore the default configuration. Ensure that you have all your data backed up though!

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Bugger. I would give Melbourne Jambo's solution a go then - it's a way of solving a problem that sometimes causes errors on updates. You never know, that might work.

 

Failing that, Your Advent 9117 should have come with an "Advent Recovery Guide" that guides you through how to restore the default configuration. Ensure that you have all your data backed up though!

 

Thanks. I went to try it, And couldn't get past one of the first steps.l:smiliz23:

 

search command prompt, then Right click it, and run as administrator. However I don't even get that as an option.

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I could try several things BBJ but perhaps you ought to talk to the experts. Microsoft appear to be offering free email support for Vista SP1 (and I assume that also includes its installation) until 26 February 2010. See https://support.microsoft.com/oas/default.aspx?ln=en-gb&prid=11274&gprid=500921&st=1 . I would recommend giving this a go.

 

If you fancy taking the factory restore option, and can't find that booklet I mentioned, have a look at http://www.uktsupport.co.uk/advent/laptop/9117.htm under the section "Hard Drive Recovery". It's not guaranteed however that if you do this and then try to re-install SP1 that you won't get the same problems (it could be a hardware problem).

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I could try several things BBJ but perhaps you ought to talk to the experts. Microsoft appear to be offering free email support for Vista SP1 (and I assume that also includes its installation) until 26 February 2010. See https://support.microsoft.com/oas/default.aspx?ln=en-gb&prid=11274&gprid=500921&st=1 . I would recommend giving this a go.

 

If you fancy taking the factory restore option, and can't find that booklet I mentioned, have a look at http://www.uktsupport.co.uk/advent/laptop/9117.htm under the section "Hard Drive Recovery". It's not guaranteed however that if you do this and then try to re-install SP1 that you won't get the same problems (it could be a hardware problem).

 

Cheers for the help, will send them an email and see what they come up with.

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Cheers for the help, will send them an email and see what they come up with.

 

Ok, but come back to me (PM if you want) if they cannot help or for any other advice. We'll get it sorted out one way or another. :santa2:

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Has someone borrowed you Vista disc recently and downloaded it to their PC??

 

I didnt even know I had a Vista disc:smiliz21: So I certainly havent loaned it out with any knowledge..lol

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If I had a computer that was ****ing me off, I'd be keeping that to myself. Maybe even patent it.

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southside1874

I recall a similar problem I had with XP. I'm sure I had to delete all the upgrades and reload them all again. I'm no PC expert though.

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