Boof Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Time to get voting. Prize of much kudos to the victor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markie Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 This is a no contest, beer flavoured flaps all the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Beer flavoured flaps for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 slightly loaded question but I agree, beer flavoured flaps was one of the funniest things I have read on here in all my JKBing years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 That thread overall is genius. Have we had any more updates from our young romeo yet or did is lack of poncey jacket ruin his chances? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 13, 2009 Author Share Posted December 13, 2009 That thread overall is genius. Have we had any more updates from our young romeo yet or did is lack of poncey jacket ruin his chances? D&C (and much of JKB) are heading out tomorrow night for a date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 D&C (and much of JKB) are heading out tomorrow night for a date. I'm planning on turning up at the date, popping a finger up this dame's jafft hole and then running off into the night, laughing manically as I go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Someone should do the JKB awards. I done it last year but I'm supposed to be revising now so don't have the time. It can get pretty 'interesting' if you create the right categories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Love that line, still laughed when I saw it on the poll. It's just genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 The beer flavoured flaps does it for me every time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 The JKB line I laughed at the loudest this year was posted by Ken Barlow on August 6th at 3:45 pm. Unfortunately the post was in a thread that was removed by the mods so I can't say what it was. Second place goes to a Mafia put down delivered to yvonnejambo by Beverley - but you had to be there, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 The JKB line I laughed at the loudest this year was posted by Ken Barlow on August 6th at 3:45 pm. Unfortunately the post was in a thread that was removed by the mods so I can't say what it was. Second place goes to a Mafia put down delivered to yvonnejambo by Beverley - but you had to be there, I guess. Was it removed for Kens post? If not then I think it's pretty safe to refresh our mammaries Ho ho feckin ho:stuart: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I combined beer and a woman's tuppance, if you don't like either of those two things then I think it's safe to say you are a massive raging bit of bender meat or...or a woman. Neither should be allowed on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 13, 2009 Author Share Posted December 13, 2009 The JKB line I laughed at the loudest this year was posted by Ken Barlow on August 6th at 3:45 pm. Unfortunately the post was in a thread that was removed by the mods so I can't say what it was. Second place goes to a Mafia put down delivered to yvonnejambo by Beverley - but you had to be there, I guess. 1) Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on...etc. 2) That wasn't the 'Away back to your pishy wee Rivals game' line was it? I do recall LOL-ing at that. It's not just the beer flavoured flaps that does it for me - I deliberately included the 'this dame' part as well as that just makes it feel so right. Well, so wrong, but y'know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambogarry Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Threee ( FREEEE ) money by Acey. Put all you have in the bank on it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. High returns:stuart: 09********* ?1.50 per min.... Or free on JKB... Acey says its free nomey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
this_is_my_story Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Cannae mind the thread, but one unusually reasonable hibby had posted on a thread on here. IIRC, his point was relatively fair, which just made Ken Barlow's direct reply all the funnier. "Shut your hole, vermin." Blunt, abrupt and straight to the point. I LoL'd fairly hard at that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Someone should do the JKB awards. I done it last year but I'm supposed to be revising now so don't have the time. It can get pretty 'interesting' if you create the right categories. I loved that thread last year, some great laughs on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bn jambo Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 from the same thread as beer flaps, i give you "butchering her squidger" classic posting!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 another one from audioslave in the same thread as beer flaps What D&C needs to do is stop acting like he's got ovaries, untuck his wee banger from between his legs and get back out there, making sure to find a dame with a quim so dirty that it resembles the 2p before it gets dooked in cillit bang to restore it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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