Jamboy81 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Sitting down on a warm seat. It gives me the heebies. Unless it's a hot bird, then i feel slightly aroused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbankboy Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 sitting down on an already warm toilet seat in a public place is the worst.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Never leave home without it myself.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Sitting down on a warm seat. It gives me the heebies. Unless it's a hot bird, then i feel slightly aroused. But what if you sit down on a warm seat and you don't know whether it was a bloke or a hot bird (or even a non-hot bird) who sat on it before you? Can you tell from the heat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboy81 Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 But what if you sit down on a warm seat and you don't know whether it was a bloke or a hot bird (or even a non-hot bird) who sat on it before you? Can you tell from the heat? If it was an unknown source i would go with the worst case scenario. Luckily i'm rarely on a bus, but next time i am i'll be taking a portable tin foil roll with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Sitting down on a warm seat. It gives me the heebies. Unless it's a hot bird, then i feel slightly aroused. Mmmmmmmmm, a hot bird ... GC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 But what if you sit down on a warm seat and you don't know whether it was a bloke or a hot bird (or even a non-hot bird) who sat on it before you? Can you tell from the heat? Exactly. He must either skulk around long enough to know the previous occupant or be able to determine the previous occupier based on the heat/smell profile. Either way, he must know if it's a bloke, hot burd or munter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 If it was an unknown source i would go with the worst case scenario. Luckily i'm rarely on a bus, but next time i am i'll be taking a portable tin foil roll with me. Surely it would make life much more fun to go with a best case scenario for an unknown source, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 There is only one person who could match seat heat to an arse. I call upon Mr panty man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboy81 Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Surely it would make life much more fun to go with a best case scenario for an unknown source, no? Risky. You're sitting there in dreamland licking your lips while unbeknown to you some obese, balding, hairy bloke has been sweating all over the seat. Only the quick "slip a metro under your arse" and sit on it manouvre could save you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 There is only one person who could match seat heat to an arse. I call upon Mr panty man. He could probably tell what sort and colour of underwear they had been wearing as well. I can just imagine him having a good sniff around to make sure he got it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Risky. You're sitting there in dreamland licking your lips while unbeknown to you some obese, balding, hairy bloke has been sweating all over the seat. Only the quick "slip a metro under your arse" and sit on it manouvre could save you. Don't be so negative! As you don't know who it was, and in most probability will never know, you might as well imagine it was some super hot chick and bask in the smouldering glow of her after-heat, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I am loving the Shed this week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Don't be so negative! As you don't know who it was, and in most probability will never know, you might as well imagine it was some super hot chick and bask in the smouldering glow of her after-heat, no? Also, imagine she was going commando whilst wearing a micro-mini. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Also, imagine she was going commando whilst wearing a micro-mini. Attaboy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Don't be so negative! As you don't know who it was, and in most probability will never know, you might as well imagine it was some super hot chick and bask in the smouldering glow of her after-heat, no? A super hot chick .... awwwwww GC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 There is only one person who could match seat heat to an arse. I call upon Mr panty man. Snap, was thinking the same. Mind you a cold toilet seat is the pits, jesus its 2009 surely some kind of heated seat arround. Mind you a hot blonde wrigling about on it prior to me attaching myself would be a bonus:10900: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 forgeting to wipe the bog seat 18 times and inadvertently plonking yourself down on a wet bog seat is just torture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Guide to doing a number 2 in a public convenience. After wiping away any pesh stains and pubic hairs with a clump of bog roll it is always advisable to lay out a triple layer of bog roll around the toilet seat before parking your erse and laying your cable. I hope you found this information usefull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Also, imagine she was going commando whilst wearing a micro-mini. :curtain: Then surely she would have been stuck to the seat ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 forgeting to wipe the bog seat 18 times and inadvertently plonking yourself down on a wet bog seat is just torture. You should try going to public toilets then Victoiletian they are obviously much cleaner than yours at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 You should try going to public toilets then Victoiletian they are obviously much cleaner than yours at home. so that's why you were loitering around robbo's bogs with a camera the other week. i just thought..... well i just thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 If it was an unknown source i would go with the worst case scenario. Luckily i'm rarely on a bus, but next time i am i'll be taking a portable tin foil roll with me. As opposed to those cumbersome 10mile long sheets that are just a nightmare to shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 If it makes you feel better it's probably warm because somebody ****ed on it less than a minute before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DikT. Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat. NO matter how nice the view, you just know some pr ick or some cant is gonna come along and **** you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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