Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Dedicated to the simple kid in the Simpsons. Here's a few to get started... Michael Jackson: Billie Jean (Just shot my Llama) ABBA: Jackie Chan's on Me Elton John: Hold Me closer Tony Danza The Zutons: Why Don't you come all over Valerie The Rolling Stones: I'll never be your big-Suburban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadgey55 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Eminem :- (my wee bro) My name is.. My name is.. My name is MERCEDES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 bryan adams - Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time. Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of 69. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Eminem :- (my wee bro) My name is.. My name is.. My name is MERCEDES! bryan adams - Got my first real sex dream,I was 5 at the time. Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of 69. Both brilliant! Another mate would sing "Where was I? Where was I?" to the tune of OMC: 'How Bizarre' and my mum would often sporadicaly break into a wee verse of "So Molly Can Wait" to 'Don't Look Back in Anger' by Oasis, while hoovering on a Saturday afternoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Another friend of mine was responsible for this one. While in his care going camping we were in high spirits and all started singing along to the radio... It was OMC: How Bizarre. After a while we all stopped, one by one until my mate was the only left singing at the top of his voice... "Where was I? Where was I?" Still makes me smile to myself. My mum also used to do the housework singing sporadically... "... So Molly can wait... " To the tune of: 'Don't look Back in Anger' by Oasis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 you'll like this site as it has a fair few http://www.kissthisguy.com/ check the robert palmer -addicted to love ones (its better that i dont post them here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 David Guetta feat. Akon - Sexy Bitch sounds like Sexy Fish imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadgey55 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Queen Bohemian Rhapsody. My mum used to think it went "He's just a poor boy sparing his life on a pork sausagee" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 you'll like this site as it has a fair few http://www.kissthisguy.com/ check the robert palmer -addicted to love ones (its better that i dont post them here) A new favourite site! My girlfriend's mate likes hip-hop and R&B and there is a lyric in one of Sean Paul's songs where he says... "... I'm a nobbly number two... " Don't want to know what he really says now as that is far more accurate!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadgey55 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Another yin, was from my big sis. 'Volarie'(?) She aye thought it went 'Oh Harry'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Queen Bohemian Rhapsody. My mum used to think it went "He's just a poor boy sparing his life on a pork sausagee" The whole song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinzo Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Friend's Mum,years ago..... The Vapors : Turning Japanese "I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I'm wearing plimsolls" " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 The whole song Jack this an over-used expression on here but honest to god that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen!! "Barry Wong"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Jack this an over-used expression on here but honest to god that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen!! "Barry Wong"!! Barry Wong and Joey Deacon (body's shaking all the time) are my favs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Barry Wong and Joey Deacon (body's shaking all the time) are my favs Stop! if i laugh any more I will probably squeeze something sinister out by mistake!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 During the Falklands war in the 80s I knew a guy who was sure 'Rock the casbah' was actually '**** the taskforce'. And to be fair , he had a point. Next time your listening to the song ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 http://www.rathergood.com/elephants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 During the Falklands war in the 80s I knew a guy who was sure 'Rock the casbah' was actually '**** the taskforce'. And to be fair , he had a point. Next time your listening to the song ... I've got a cat called Jasper and I almost convinced the missus they were singing '**** the Jasper' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 http://www.rathergood.com/elephants Classic!!! I like this one http://www.rathergood.com/bill and this one http://www.rathergood.com/alf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
systemx Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Duran Duran Her name is Rio and she dances in the Pans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Men Without Hats, Safety Dance: We can act if want to If we don't nobody will And you can act real rude and totally removed Like an African in Brazil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 In a pub at an away game (afew years ago) a rendition of the Sash broke out...it soon fell away except for one guy who belted out "Enniskilen and Tom Boyd " at the top of his voice as he tried to be sectarian!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 David Guetta feat. Akon - Sexy Bitch sounds like Sexy Fish imo. YES! It's not just me! (I now call my bird a sexy fish all the time, as we had this discussion when it came on in the car one day.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 A guy I went to school with thought that the Bee Gees' 'Stayin' Alive' actually had the lyrics: "Ah ah ah ah save the lion, save the lion." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 My best actual Ralphisms (away from the songs tho) *****iple Skinner and super Nintendo Chalmers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Me? Fail English? That's unpossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwull22 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Thanks to a light touch of regulation of the banks we've bannished boom and bust economics, i wonder which psuedo Tory said that eh Gordon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 In the song... Gay Bar, from a few years ago, it sounds like... 'I'm gonna strap you to an emu.' instead of... 'I've got something to put in you.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Mince Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 A colleague came out with a belter for Calvin Harris' Ready For The Weekend: "Oooooooooh I'm gonna buy soup and I'm ready for the weekend.." Mince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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