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Dedicated to the simple kid in the Simpsons. Here's a few to get started...

 

Michael Jackson: Billie Jean (Just shot my Llama)

ABBA: Jackie Chan's on Me

Elton John: Hold Me closer Tony Danza

The Zutons: Why Don't you come all over Valerie

The Rolling Stones: I'll never be your big-Suburban

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bryan adams - Got my first real sex dream,

I was 5 at the time.

Played it till my fingers bled.

It was the summer of 69.

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Eminem :-

 

(my wee bro)

 

My name is..

My name is..

My name is MERCEDES!

 

 

:D

 

bryan adams - Got my first real sex dream,

I was 5 at the time.

Played it till my fingers bled.

It was the summer of 69.

 

 

Both brilliant!

 

 

Another mate would sing "Where was I? Where was I?" to the tune of OMC: 'How Bizarre' and my mum would often sporadicaly break into a wee verse of "So Molly Can Wait" to 'Don't Look Back in Anger' by Oasis, while hoovering on a Saturday afternoon!

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Another friend of mine was responsible for this one.

 

While in his care going camping we were in high spirits and all started singing along to the radio... It was OMC: How Bizarre.

 

After a while we all stopped, one by one until my mate was the only left singing at the top of his voice...

 

"Where was I? Where was I?" Still makes me smile to myself.

 

 

My mum also used to do the housework singing sporadically...

 

"... So Molly can wait... " To the tune of: 'Don't look Back in Anger' by Oasis!

 

:2thumbsup:

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Queen Bohemian Rhapsody. My mum used to think it went

 

"He's just a poor boy sparing his life on a pork sausagee"

 

:rofl:

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you'll like this site as it has a fair few

 

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

 

check the robert palmer -addicted to love ones (its better that i dont post them here)

 

A new favourite site! :2thumbsup:

 

 

My girlfriend's mate likes hip-hop and R&B and there is a lyric in one of Sean Paul's songs where he says...

 

"... I'm a nobbly number two... " Don't want to know what he really says now as that is far more accurate!!

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Queen Bohemian Rhapsody. My mum used to think it went

 

"He's just a poor boy sparing his life on a pork sausagee"

 

:rofl:

 

The whole song

 

f1-birminghamrhapsod.jpg

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Friend's Mum,years ago..... The Vapors : Turning Japanese

 

"I'm turning Japanese

I think I'm turning Japanese

I'm wearing plimsolls" "

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The whole song

 

f1-birminghamrhapsod.jpg

 

 

 

Jack this an over-used expression on here but honest to god that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen!!

 

"Barry Wong"!! :10900:

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Jack this an over-used expression on here but honest to god that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen!!

 

"Barry Wong"!! :10900:

 

Barry Wong and Joey Deacon (body's shaking all the time) are my favs :10900:

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Barry Wong and Joey Deacon (body's shaking all the time) are my favs :10900:

 

Stop! if i laugh any more I will probably squeeze something sinister out by mistake!! :10900:

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During the Falklands war in the 80s I knew a guy who was sure 'Rock the casbah' was actually '**** the taskforce'. And to be fair , he had a point. Next time your listening to the song ...

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During the Falklands war in the 80s I knew a guy who was sure 'Rock the casbah' was actually '**** the taskforce'. And to be fair , he had a point. Next time your listening to the song ...

 

I've got a cat called Jasper and I almost convinced the missus they were singing '**** the Jasper'

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Men Without Hats, Safety Dance:

 

We can act if want to

If we don't nobody will

And you can act real rude and totally removed

Like an African in Brazil

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In a pub at an away game (afew years ago) a rendition of the Sash broke out...it soon fell away except for one guy who belted out "Enniskilen and Tom Boyd " at the top of his voice as he tried to be sectarian!!!:smiley2:

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Stupid Sexy Flanders
David Guetta feat. Akon - Sexy Bitch sounds like Sexy Fish imo.

 

YES! It's not just me!

 

(I now call my bird a sexy fish all the time, as we had this discussion when it came on in the car one day.)

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A guy I went to school with thought that the Bee Gees' 'Stayin' Alive' actually had the lyrics:

 

"Ah ah ah ah save the lion, save the lion."

 

:2thumbsup:

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My best actual Ralphisms (away from the songs tho)

 

*****iple Skinner and super Nintendo Chalmers

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Thanks to a light touch of regulation of the banks we've bannished boom and bust economics, i wonder which psuedo Tory said that eh Gordon.

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In the song...

 

Gay Bar, from a few years ago, it sounds like...

 

'I'm gonna strap you to an emu.'

 

instead of...

 

'I've got something to put in you.'

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Radioactive Mince

A colleague came out with a belter for Calvin Harris' Ready For The Weekend: "Oooooooooh I'm gonna buy soup and I'm ready for the weekend.."

 

Mince

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