Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 ......means I can't have my normal Sunday tipple as it will involve having to move the car at some point. Bummer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Mince Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Mince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 Mince Thank you for your support during this crisis Mr Mince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 May one ask why the boys in blue will be calling? Business (I guess) or pleasure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboM Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 May one ask why the boys in blue will be calling? Business (I guess) or pleasure? Subo's complained about a peeping tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 May one ask why the boys in blue will be calling? Business (I guess) or pleasure? I've parked so close to the old bag in the corners car she can't get in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I've parked so close to the old bag in the corners car she can't get in! Just tell them it was her that parked too close to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasman Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Subo's complained about a peeping tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 Just tell them it was her that parked too close to you. To let you understand, we live at the end of a cul-de-sac with no footpath between our gate and the road and her parking is so bad that we always end up with someone (normally some of her brood) blocking our access, so I parked close up to her car door to protect my gate. She came shouting the odds so we just slammed the door on her. They then made what was most likely a kiddy-on phone call to plod so I couldn't chance drinking if plod wanted me to move it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 To let you understand, we live at the end of a cul-de-sac with no footpath between our gate and the road and her parking is so bad that we always end up with someone (normally some of her brood) blocking our access, so I parked close up to her car door to protect my gate. She came shouting the odds so we just slammed the door on her. They then made what was most likely a kiddy-on phone call to plod so I couldn't chance drinking if plod wanted me to move it! BJ away and have a scoop and if plod want it moved hand them the keys. Ask them if they are insured :2thumbsup:that would cheer them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Mince Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 To let you understand, we live at the end of a cul-de-sac with no footpath between our gate and the road and her parking is so bad that we always end up with someone (normally some of her brood) blocking our access, so I parked close up to her car door to protect my gate. She came shouting the odds so we just slammed the door on her. They then made what was most likely a kiddy-on phone call to plod so I couldn't chance drinking if plod wanted me to move it! Oh FFS. Get jaked and if the plod come then what are they gonna do? Nick you for NOT drink driving? Tell PC Gimp he can move the thing if it's bothering auld saggy flaps across the road that much. Mince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cams Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 To let you understand, we live at the end of a cul-de-sac with no footpath between our gate and the road and her parking is so bad that we always end up with someone (normally some of her brood) blocking our access, so I parked close up to her car door to protect my gate. She came shouting the odds so we just slammed the door on her. They then made what was most likely a kiddy-on phone call to plod so I couldn't chance drinking if plod wanted me to move it! tan as many cans as poss, if your within your rights to the parking then shees goosed if you cant drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 BJ away and have a scoop and if plod want it moved hand them the keys.Ask them if they are insured :2thumbsup:that would cheer them up. Oh FFS. Get jaked and if the plod come then what are they gonna do? Nick you for NOT drink driving? Tell PC Gimp he can move the thing if it's bothering auld saggy flaps across the road that much. Mince We had this scenario a few years ago when someones drive was blocked. The guy that parked was still too drunk to move it (Sunday morning), plod refused to move it for him and had it towed instead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 To let you understand, we live at the end of a cul-de-sac with no footpath between our gate and the road and her parking is so bad that we always end up with someone (normally some of her brood) blocking our access, so I parked close up to her car door to protect my gate. She came shouting the odds so we just slammed the door on her. They then made what was most likely a kiddy-on phone call to plod so I couldn't chance drinking if plod wanted me to move it! Why not move the car / allow you to relax for the evening. Alternatively as you appear to wish to make some sort of statement... If you were to have a small refreshment and the upholders of law and order came to the door, why not act the innocent - suggest that she could climb into the car through the passenger side or better still if its a hatch back : through the hatch. Tell them you parked for the night, have had a couple of drinks so couldn't move the car and got dogs abuse when the neighbours came to the door. Even offer the car keys so that the police can move your car (obviously after making sure they had adequate insurance - as previously suggested). Then wait a few weeks let things calm down and pray to the flat tyre fairy that she'll let the old bags tyres down (several times) No witnesses of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomber Harris' Best Mate Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 have a joint lit, get some porn on the telly (normal stuff though), have a few swallys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 I did move it in the end up, just round the scheme, and she shot out the house to park properly which if she had done in the 1st place there wouldn't be this kerfuffle! Now, her niece lives next to her and the old witch went and moved one of her lads cars off the road and into her drive when there was the possibility of plod turning up! Hmmm, wonder why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 @@@@@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 You love neighbour wars Bikerjambo. They should get a film crew to follow you around. Top TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I did move it in the end up, just round the scheme, and she shot out the house to park properly which if she had done in the 1st place there wouldn't be this kerfuffle!Now, her niece lives next to her and the old witch went and moved one of her lads cars off the road and into her drive when there was the possibility of plod turning up! Hmmm, wonder why? As an honest law abiding tax paying citizen, I feel its your duty to ensure that he has valid tax and that there's tread on his tyres. I'm sure the police would check out insurance and MOT if they were to realize the car was on the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 You love neighbour wars Bikerjambo. They should get a film crew to follow you around. Top TV. Its like the wild west round here mate, all we want is the gate kept clear but thats beyond this piece of trash. And I don't use the word trash lightly, registered disabled, but can still walk and drive fine, can afford holidays without working! She even has a niece stay with her as a carer because this disability means she can't cook!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 Update-plod did indeed turn up, about 3 and a half hours after they must have been phoned, had a look at the parking which is now ok and went away again! Bag lady from the corner keeps walking past and waving tho, erse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Dover Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Its like the wild west round here mate, all we want is the gate kept clear but thats beyond this piece of trash. And I don't use the word trash lightly, registered disabled, but can still walk and drive fine, can afford holidays without working! She even has a niece stay with her as a carer because this disability means she can't cook!!!!! Is her car adapted / automatic even ?.........I suspect not, so she is capable of driving a car yet not able to operate a frying pan - FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 6, 2009 Author Share Posted December 6, 2009 Is her car adapted / automatic even ?.........I suspect not, so she is capable of driving a car yet not able to operate a frying pan - FFS Exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.