deesidejambo Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I am planning to leave a turd on my bosses chair this weekend. Can any one advise if turds can be traced to their owners by DNA? Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rev Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboJay Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Probably, but writing your name in it may be a bit of give away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Yes it is...and not only that, he might be calling you a great bustard after the event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewart MacD Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Certainly, but it would cost a lot for the analysis. You could always wait until the boss is in the bog and then rush in asking not to bother flushing because you've got the trots and can't wait. Then extract boss's jobby, place it in a container and save it for later. Then place it on boss's seat. Better just nail a durian to the underside of his/her desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 This thread is a load o crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Why not go to the park and pick up loads of dog sheet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Busby ! Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Unfortunately yes. There will be dead cells in there from your gut lining, anal wall, and probably a few scraped off from your sphincter as it exits. Could your wife/girlfriend not do one on your behalf ? Just bag it up and bobs yer uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 He will need something to match it with - does he have a sample of your DNA already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted November 28, 2009 Author Share Posted November 28, 2009 Thanks for all the responses. The job is done. So to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Fingers crossed you're not self employed eh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Thanks for all the responses. The job is done. So to speak. The old jobby on the desk stunt. Without revealing yourself can you let us know what your boss has done to warrant a Richard III/chocolate mr whippy being laid on his desk??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devries4 Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I always thought there needed to be a wee bit of blood mixed in to get a hit. And of course you would need to have previously donated your DNA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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