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Natalie Cassidy....


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jambojackbilly

Massive derriere with tiny boobs, until she had a number done on them, her chin could take an unnoticed crack off Hatton, but i'd bang her :smiley2:

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thehibsareintheirbeds

She certainly enjoys a dance to herself and good luck to her. Not the georgie best though. A burst coupon if ever i saw one.

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Johanes de Silentio
Ugly bird on Strictly come dancing!! Used to be in eastenders!

 

Oh, right - her!

 

Seems like a nice down-to-earth lassie, but no danger!

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Regal Kingston

Lets look at the facts;

 

Small and tubby

Large Errol Flynn

Wee baps

large gut

MASSIVE derriere

The thinnest lips I have ever seen.

tree trunk legs

 

I'd rather have a **** with a cheese grater mitten with vinegar lube.

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jambojackbilly
Lets look at the facts;

 

Small and tubby

Large Errol Flynn

Wee baps

large gut

MASSIVE derriere

The thinnest lips I have ever seen.

tree trunk legs

 

I'd rather have a **** with a cheese grater mitten with vinegar lube.

 

But would you take a Nosh ?? :th_o:

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Natalie%2BCassidy.jpg

 

Nat-Cassidy--Fat_28_781118a.jpg

 

 

hmmmmm

 

how much is she holding her gut in in the top foto? i'd go as far as to say she's one of the ugliest things to ever come out a woman's vagina.

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You are all very cruel.

 

I think that she's quite sweet and seems like a good laugh. Yeah, she's no pin up, but she'll probably try harder than better looking girls and that can't be a bad thing. She'd be more... appreciative.

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Regal Kingston
Natalie%2BCassidy.jpg

 

She looks like a Canadian from South Park in that photo.

 

Poor lassie. She made all that effort to get lose weight and it turns out she's even uglier when she's thinner!

 

She does seem like a nice person though (unlike myself)

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The People's Chimp

I don't want to get into the whole misogynistic 'she's a minger' abuse of women thing, but sometimes, if the cap fits....

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scots civil war

hasnt she got a speech impediment as well?

 

 

its just that im a bit observant you know

 

 

 

 

thats some ****ing scalpeling of her figure done on the beach image tho eh,ppppfff

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I don't want to get into the whole misogynistic 'she's a minger' abuse of women thing, but sometimes, if the cap fits....

 

 

 

there's a fair chance it doesn't.....

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1212138/Strictly-Come-Dancing-Natalie-Cassidys-lycra-dance-costume-disastrous-yet.html

 

From September.

 

Not safe for work, young children or people of a nervous disposition.

 

Also, if you happen to be from a whaling country I would like to remind you that this is actually a woman and not an orca.

 

Angus

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1212138/Strictly-Come-Dancing-Natalie-Cassidys-lycra-dance-costume-disastrous-yet.html

 

From September.

 

Not safe for work, young children or people of a nervous disposition.

 

Also, if you happen to be from a whaling country I would like to remind you that this is actually a woman and not an orca.

 

Angus

 

Here, you "Adam Cottrell"

 

have a word.

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I P Knightley
how much is she holding her gut in in the top foto? i'd go as far as to say she's one of the ugliest things to ever come out a woman's vagina.

 

I wish I could hold my gut in that far.

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Regal Kingston
Here, you "Adam Cottrell"

 

have a word.

 

Adam Cottrell is punching below is weight with a bird who weighs considerably more than him.

 

I recommend a knighthood for Young Adam for having to put up with that face gurning up to him while on the job.

And for having to say "No Sonia/Natalie your bum doesn't look big in those trousers" (........its fecking MASSIVE....)

And actually taking her out for dinner.

 

Adam, you're more a man than I'll ever be. RESPECT

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Me too, but variety is the spice of life.

 

Spot on, They didnt make Walkers Variety packs for no reason.

 

There is only so much Ready Salted you can take before you want to try a bit off Salt & Vinegar

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I P Knightley
Spot on, They didnt make Walkers Variety packs for no reason.

 

There is only so much Ready Salted you can take before you want to try a bit off Salt & Vinegar

 

I wouldn't have thought that I'd rather sh4g a bag of crisps than Natalie Cassidy, but if I were to, I'd draw the line at Salt & Vinegar. It's Prawn Cocktail for the authentic aromas for me.

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It's Prawn Cocktail for the authentic aromas for me.

 

Ugh! That's disgusting! I won't be able to eat anything all day now I've seen that... :hat2:

 

(And no, I don't mean Natalie Cassidy. Or maybe I do. Nurse, my pills!)

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Ha Ha we do that wee one of the boys in the football team, When we go back to the pub he eats about 4 packets off pickled onion crisps and we tell him that he better go wash his hands after eating them or his bird will think he has been cheating on her. :10900:

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I P Knightley
Ugh! That's disgusting! I won't be able to eat anything all day now I've seen that... :hat2:

 

(And no, I don't mean Natalie Cassidy. Or maybe I do. Nurse, my pills!)

 

Glad to be of assistance. How is the diet coming on??

 

 

And Baxter... I've had some rough chicks but Pickled Onions???

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Glad to be of assistance. How is the diet coming on??

 

 

And Baxter... I've had some rough chicks but Pickled Onions???

 

More off a tangy number!!! Lick licking the end off a square battery!

 

Would it have been better if i had said Lemon 'n' Scampi nik-nak's???

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More off a tangy number!!! Lick licking the end off a square battery!

 

Would it have been better if i had said Lemon 'n' Scampi nik-nak's???

 

Yes.

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Miller Jambo 60
Glad to be of assistance. How is the diet coming on??

 

 

And Baxter... I've had some rough chicks but Pickled Onions???

 

Wont need a diet with you arround, that post was minging, prawn crisps out for me:smiley2:

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I wouldn't have thought that I'd rather sh4g a bag of crisps than Natalie Cassidy, but if I were to, I'd draw the line at Salt & Vinegar. It's Prawn Cocktail for the authentic aromas for me.

 

Classic !!! Had me chuckling for ages.

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