The People's Chimp Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 How nice of Abbey National across the road from my flat to have a very loud Bank Alarm which goes off for ten minutes (minimum) every time a security van comes - with the now de riguer police escort, consisting of a minimum of one police van, and up to 3 vans plus strategically placed police cars, all of which keep their engine running - to collect cash from their safe. In addition, the vans have a loud speaker which emits various crap from time to time. Often the police have their lights flashing as well. Fair enough you might think, however not at 2am when you've struggled to get to sleep and have a very busy day the next day. And not when it happens so regularly. The police escort is the same for all of the banks on my street, but abbey have a special place in my heart, given they're the only ones with an alarm which goes off when their own staff enter the place (!!!) and they're also directly opposite my flat. The noise wakes me up without fail. So, who would you like to give an anti social behaviour order? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Scotmid on my street. The staff consists of two or three 17 year olds and are too **** scared to stop the mob of chavs raiding the place for whatever drink they feel like. The problem comes when these dicks walk up my road, hitting cars and shouting their heads off. Either get some security, or get a ****ing baseball bat with a nail through it and deal with these ****** munchers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn artist Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 not corporate but all the flute bands that march past both the current and past flats i have lived in in glasgow at 8am on a saturday morning . i'm sure the grandmaster could be held liable for it. like corporate manslaughter this could be organized 'musical' terrorism. have there instruments impounded and fixed penalty notices handed out if they start to play before a certain time and the grandmaster put on an electronic tag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 not corporate but all the flute bands that march past both the current and past flats i have lived in in glasgow at 8am on a saturday morning . i'm sure the grandmaster could be held liable for it. like corporate manslaughter this could be organized 'musical' terrorism. have there instruments impounded and fixed penalty notices handed out if they start to play before a certain time and the grandmaster put on an electronic tag. A small price to pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn artist Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 A small price to pay. i'd rather those flute bands than the drivel i have to put up with sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 not corporate but all the flute bands that march past both the current and past flats i have lived in in glasgow at 8am on a saturday morning . i'm sure the grandmaster could be held liable for it. like corporate manslaughter this could be organized 'musical' terrorism. have there instruments impounded and fixed penalty notices handed out if they start to play before a certain time and the grandmaster put on an electronic tag. There's always one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 There's always one. What do you mean? They are a scourge on the city of Glasgow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn artist Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 There's always one. i dont mind what they march for etc they can do what they want as can everyone else. its the time they start. seriously i am not making it up when i say its 8am. if you had a big street party like notting hill carnival it wouldnae start banging out music before most folk have had there breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 What do you mean? They are a scourge on the city of Glasgow. Glasgow is a scourge on the face of mankind, tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 (a large number of) Glaswegians are a scourge on the face of mankind, tbf. Fixed it for you. Some of Glasgow is actually pretty nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cl1874 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 A small price to pay. :biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 There's always one. Christ, you've upset the Oirishman with your comments... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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