H2 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 A Grunter being a person over 65. Not allowed to call them many things now because of ageism and PC. They already have everything they need, so any ideas what to get them for Christmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Mince Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Incontinence pants. Mince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2 Posted November 15, 2009 Author Share Posted November 15, 2009 Incontinence pants. Mince hmmm, don't need them, any more ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Mince Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 hmmm, don't need them, any more ideas? A new set of falsers? Some blue rinse? One of these bad boys: A subscription for this publication: Jolly good read Erm, any other possible stereotypical old person item. EDIT: A new bunnet - WIN. Mince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo83 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Prefer "Coffin Dodgers" myself That's what the "mature" gents are referred to at the golf club... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 a new set of bowls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everybody loves Baz Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 A coffin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboboetjie Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 A Grunter being a person over 65. Not allowed to call them many things now because of ageism and PC. They already have everything they need, so any ideas what to get them for Christmas? a daysaver for the trams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 a pair of slippers and a pipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 How about a pair of those wee boots with zips up the sides. Or a tartan trolley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2 Posted November 15, 2009 Author Share Posted November 15, 2009 a daysaver for the trams Are you trying to upset me ... Grrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Are you trying to upset me ... Grrrrrrr An electric blanket for the bed, winters here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 A Grunter being a person over 65. Not allowed to call them many things now because of ageism and PC. They already have everything they need, so any ideas what to get them for Christmas? Pictures, they really do like pictures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Vibrator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitster Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 I cannae say too much as my dad reads this place..but shame on you all for the patronising chat..it's very this century and very him..dinnae listen dad they are bullies and we've got the ultimate gift for ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2 Posted November 15, 2009 Author Share Posted November 15, 2009 An electric blanket for the bed, winters here. What a good idea, Then he can complain about the electricity it uses. Perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2 Posted November 15, 2009 Author Share Posted November 15, 2009 I cannae say too much as my dad reads this place..but shame on you all for the patronising chat..it's very this century and very him..dinnae listen dad they are bullies and we've got the ultimate gift for ya Yeah Yeah, tell us tell us, what is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2 Posted November 15, 2009 Author Share Posted November 15, 2009 Pictures, they really do like pictures! OK........... hmmmmmm......., .......but dare I ask what sort of pictures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vanbasten1874 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 A Grunter being a person over 65. Not allowed to call them many things now because of ageism and PC. They already have everything they need, so any ideas what to get them for Christmas? The very best of Val Doonican CD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 OK........... hmmmmmm......., .......but dare I ask what sort of pictures? Pictures of places that you've been on holiday, not postcards, proper pictures! Well, my old man at 84 seems to like them anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitster Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 pm I'm already on dodgy ground!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2 Posted November 15, 2009 Author Share Posted November 15, 2009 Pictures of places that you've been on holiday, not postcards, proper pictures! Well, my old man at 84 seems to like them anyway! Mt Grunter is just a baby in comparison he's only 79. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Mt Grunter is just a baby in comparison he's only 79. Hearts dressing gown, my wee man loves his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 five year fixed rate bond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2 Posted November 15, 2009 Author Share Posted November 15, 2009 Hearts dressing gown, my wee man loves his. You are a genius ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 A plot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 a new set of bowls? was that a typo? did you really mean "bowels"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berrasbraw Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 A rubber sheet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo121 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 A hooker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Handley Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Marbles...or a sat nav with home location programmed into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboron Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 A senior citizens railcard, then encourage them to get out the house more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Handley Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 One way ticket to switzerland.;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cut The Crap Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 A Grunter being a person over 65. Not allowed to call them many things now because of ageism and PC. They already have everything they need, so any ideas what to get them for Christmas? How about a sweater? Alternatively, a moaner or a screamer might go down well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serge McMurto Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Tickets for a show. Have just got the old man and I tickets to see Lee Mack next year and am thinking about tickets for the stage version of porridge as well. A good prezzy and a night out all rolled into one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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