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Dont rub your eye after eating salt and vinegar crisps


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I managed to rub my eyes just after cutting up a chilli this evening. Not the cleverest thing I've ever done.

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No playing Bejelewed blitz then?

 

That doesnt make your eye sting, well actually it does if you play to long :smiley2:

Im feeling better others are suffering from worse stings thanks :2thumbsup:

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no honestly. did it the other week. was like getting sprayed with mace.
LOL,I've done it loads just rinse straight away with water and you'll be fine.

What's mace ?

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Tiberius Stinkfinger
no honestly. did it the other week. was like getting sprayed with mace.

 

LOL,I've done it loads just rinse straight away with water and you'll be fine.

What's mace ?

 

I would say it would sting a tad if you where sprayed with a mace.

 

WE-Studded-Mace.jpg

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I would say it would sting a tad if you where sprayed with a mace.

 

WE-Studded-Mace.jpg

 

that looks like a toy compared to this one!

 

mace.jpg

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that looks like a toy compared to this one!

 

mace.jpg

 

whats your sex toys got to do with salt and vinegar crisps stinging eyes?

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Don't rub yer willie after eating chili.

 

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you just reminded me of a mate of mine...

 

made a huge pot of chilli and went for a pee....

 

he always washes his hands AFTER he's been to the loo, and never thought to beforehand :hat2:

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Wtf have chilis got to do with sex you durty bugger?

 

You did mention the sensation it gives when it comes into contact with your Bass Rock.

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I P Knightley

While we're on the public safety notices, can I just remind anyone who may have forgotten that it's never a wise move to follow a chilli cutting session (or S&V crisp session) with a manual tucking-in of the haemorroids.

 

Get someone else to do it for at least the following week.

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I didn't think you could shampoo dreadlocks, Mr de la Rocha.

 

:laugh:

 

keep with the times neave

 

its all about the fro these days

 

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booya

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Craig Gordons Gloves

dont eat Atomic Meltdown chicken wings in a bar then go for a pee. Obviously you dont generally wash your hands before peeing. I was squirming in my seat for a good ten mins.

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Tooth paste in your eye stings like hell :43:

 

How can you end up with toothpaste in your eye? :stuart:

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How can you end up with toothpaste in your eye? :stuart:

 

christ knows how but ive done it twice while showering and brushing my teeth at the same time...must be one of those multi-task things that im cr** ar :2thumbsup:

 

I would also(without coming over all metro) advise not to get l'orel face wash in your eyes..its mortal!!

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christ knows how but ive done it twice while showering and brushing my teeth at the same time...must be one of those multi-task things that im cr** ar :2thumbsup:

 

I would also(without coming over all metro) advise not to get l'orel face wash in your eyes..its mortal!!

 

Do you shower doing a handstand?

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