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I P Knightley
Ha ha pretty funny post....you still would though eh.

 

There's not a single one of them that I wouldn't.

 

A phrase learnt at my Daddy's knee: "You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're giving the fireplace a damned good rogering from behind."

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Stupid Sexy Flanders

I don't think I would do 2, 4 or 9. But I would definitely do the rest.

 

(I probably would do 2, 4 and 9 if the opportunity arose!)

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I don't think I would do 2, 4 or 9. But I would definitely do the rest.

 

(I probably would do 2, 4 and 9 if the opportunity arose!)

 

whats so bad about 9? certainly no worse than some of the others.

 

4 gives me the creeps. i still would but she ain't getting a kiss from me!

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The Mighty Thor

Cracking thread.

 

Good one for shaking out the blatant liars amongst the JKB membership.

 

For the record 2 (at a stretch),5,6,7,8 (one on left),9 & 10 would all get it. :smiley2:

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Not getting why 8 is in there. Would do left and right. At the same time if possible. :10900:

 

Rest are rancid, save number 5 whos got rockin' tits.

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I'd do the lot if I no chance of being caught. #4 is really horrible to look at. Have to be from behind with her! Done worse!

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Number 4, how big is her mouth > :10900:

Number 2, new specs, and I'd put a proper smile on her face

 

tbh, I've seen worse. They are butterface's, but i probably would.

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In my younger days I'd have done them all but 2 and 4 would probably take a few more pints first than the others. *Had to add the word "first", it reads differently without it!

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Dont click on the pictures tab, and what ever you do dont look at the picture featuring Good Time Girls.

 

It full of semi-naked girls in compromising postions....Shocking

 

:curtain:

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Miller Jambo 60
Dont click on the pictures tab, and what ever you do dont look at the picture featuring Good Time Girls.

 

It full of semi-naked girls in compromising postions....Shocking

 

:curtain:

 

some hot action there.

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Always remember beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is all the way to the bone.

 

Not heard that phrase before... ...but I like it !

 

:10900:

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Johanes de Silentio
Dont click on the pictures tab, and what ever you do dont look at the picture featuring Good Time Girls.

 

It full of semi-naked girls in compromising postions....Shocking

 

:curtain:

 

Thanks, mate - really glad I ddn't waste a good hour of my precious time doing that! :2thumbsup:

 

Phew!

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I P Knightley
Number 4, how big is her mouth

Number 2, new specs, and I'd put a proper smile on her face

 

tbh, I've seen worse. They are butterface's, but i probably would.

 

Just about the right size for mine.

 

In my younger days I'd have done them all but 2 and 4 would probably take a few more pints first than the others. *Had to add the word "first", it reads differently without it!

 

Nice work - you should join the grammar party going on in the "Would Of" thread.

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Then there's the ones whose face matches their bodies ....

 

 

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I'm sure that's Rick Parfitt and Francis Rossi from Status Quo.

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Then there's the ones whose face matches their bodies ....

 

 

n733100166_1905288_8853.jpg

 

I'm sure that's Rick Parfitt and Francis Rossi from Status Quo.

 

aaaahh! my eyes!

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Then there's the ones whose face matches their bodies ....

 

 

n733100166_1905288_8853.jpg

 

I'm sure that's Rick Parfitt and Francis Rossi from Status Quo.

 

oh sweet jesus, can see why she only comes out at night,

but you know what, i would

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oh sweet jesus, can see why she only comes out at night,

but you know what, i would

 

you are a sick sick man.

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For ****'s sake. Those last pictures are not what you want to see when you wake up in any form of that sentence you can imagine....:43:

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Listen......an ugly bird is an ugly bird.

 

You can't polish a turd.

 

That is all.

You actually can polish a turd believe it or not!

 

She on the other hand would struggle to polish up.

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You actually can polish a turd believe it or not!

 

She on the other hand would struggle to polish up.

 

You can certainly spray paint a turd. Maybe that's what she would benefit most from.

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Miller Jambo 60
You can certainly spray paint a turd. Maybe that's what she would benefit most from.

 

In my early 20s woke up to a lot worse, and TBH dont regret a min.

All part of the learning process.

Makes you appreciate the darlings more.

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