Frankenstein Jambo. Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I really like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I really like it Source? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roop Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 How good was he, mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenstein Jambo. Posted November 9, 2009 Author Share Posted November 9, 2009 Source? Ha Ha wouldn't you like to no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenstein Jambo. Posted November 9, 2009 Author Share Posted November 9, 2009 How good was she, mate? I fixed that for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I really like it virgin post imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steak pie supper Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Likes watching his neighbours at it post:10900: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Dry spell ended post IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenstein Jambo. Posted November 9, 2009 Author Share Posted November 9, 2009 virgin post imo Oh ye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I really like it Did your uncle tell you to post this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I really like it Do you really like water sports as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Somebody once told me a good jobbie is better than crap sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Dry spell ended post IMO. This. Reminds me of that scene in Road Trip where the dweeb guy can't donate his sperm because "I had sex last night - with a girl"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?" "None.",replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Pics or it didnt happen. Bull**** thread, when you get your hole. You don't brag about it on some forum without taking pictures to back it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I really like it it's even better when someone else is there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 it's even better when someone else is there And you would know how????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 First time the OP has tried the 'Sleeping Beauty' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 First time the OP has tried the 'Sleeping Beauty' ? Member of "the dead hand gang"? Angus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Smiley sex - from start to finish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I must admit that it makes me chuckle that the op got a bit of action and thought "I can't wait to tell everybody on the internet that I had sex!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 self administered hand shandy doesn't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I really like it But did your Sister??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 this thread is truly horrendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 this thread is truly horrendous. Unlike sex according to the OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Smiley sex - from start to finish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Member of "the dead hand gang"? Angus The very same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 it's even better when someone else is there Do wet dreams count. Get ma coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Do wet dreams count.Get ma coat. Fek it Must have been Wet if you need a Coat Doug!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phage Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Id rather have a cup of tea and get my feet up for something good on the telly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Sex to me now is just a funny way of saying the number between four and five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Heaney Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Sex to me now is just a funny way of saying the number between four and five. Or between 5 and 7 Bob ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Sex to me now is just a funny way of saying the number between four and five. You mean four and a half??? Yes, that IS a funny way of saying it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Id rather have a cup of tea and get my feet up for something good on the telly. So would I, but it doesn't half make your willie sore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Sex to me now is just a funny way of saying the number between four and five. Auld age bob...Disnae come itself!! Unlike the OP!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Get off my back its sex thirty in the morning, thank goodness it will soon be three or nine o'clock or something. I thought when I got old all that happened was I got a pension. Now I have one I cannae mind what to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenstein Jambo. Posted November 10, 2009 Author Share Posted November 10, 2009 Ach, like it or lump it, I never said anything about having sex, I left that up to all your perverted imagination. I quote, all I said was "I like sex" and you lot replied very accutely (or is it astutely?) Anyways, keep going, Its very, very funny. :2thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Ach, like it or lump it, I never said anything about having sex, I left that up to all your perverted imagination. I quote, all I said was "I like sex" and you lot replied very accutely (or is it astutely?) Anyways, keep going, Its very, very funny. :2thumbsup: How can you say you like it if you've never had it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenstein Jambo. Posted November 10, 2009 Author Share Posted November 10, 2009 How can you say you like it if you've never had it? See again, I never said anything about me never having sex. Thats you all assuming that is what I meant. It has shown though that assuming the worst is worse than worse and when assuming the worst you are therefore worse. Nah, now I am taking the ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 See again, I never said anything about me never having sex. Thats you all assuming that is what I meant. It has shown though that assuming the worst is worse than worse and when assuming the worst you are therefore worse. Nah, now I am taking the ****. Think you're taking the pesh out of yourself there, because that is complete and utter bollox your speaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenstein Jambo. Posted November 10, 2009 Author Share Posted November 10, 2009 Think you're taking the pesh out of yourself there, because that is complete and utter bollox your speaking. I know mate, I am just absoloutly bored stiff at work. Ha Ha, in context i think that is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Is this thread still going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des' Dad Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Aye, it's awright I suppose but ye cannae beat the real thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 self administered hand shandy doesn't count. Aye but It's usually better and you can do anyone you want!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambojackbilly Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I really like it Was taking it sore ?? Considered homosexuality but was feart in case i liked it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Numbers Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Hah, always wanted to do that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I really like it Could you be a bit more explicit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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