wibble Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Post a random quote, but do not reference it's source. That?s right, The Mascara Snake, fast ?n bulbous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Mince Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted November 7, 2009 Author Share Posted November 7, 2009 The kettle's on, the sun has gone, another day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Mince Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 "Tea! Thou soft, thou sober, sage, and venerable liquid, thou innocent pretence for bringing the wicked of both sexes together in a morning; thou female tongue-running, smile-smoothing, heart-opening, wink-tipping cordial, to whose glorious insipidity I owe the happiest moment of my life, let me fall prostrate thus, and adore thee." Mince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Post a random quote, but do not reference it's source. That?s right, The Mascara Snake, fast ?n bulbous! Also, a tinned teardrop! or A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag... is fast 'n' bulbous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Mancini Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 it was the right size when i cut it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 100% of shots not taken dont go in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotland Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rung the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way... well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwull22 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Potatoes in Ireland don't grow so well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Bob Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 It wisnae me! Ah wisnae there! It was awright when I left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby_swing_the_bar Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 60 per cent of the time, it works every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Doodle Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 1.I aint goin in there without a miners lamp, a canary and a trail of bread crumbs 2.Never leapfrog with a Unicorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanB Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 "You would'ny have missed it if it had hair roond it !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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