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Radioactive Mince

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

 

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Radioactive Mince

"Tea! Thou soft, thou sober, sage, and venerable liquid, thou innocent pretence for bringing the wicked of both sexes together in a morning; thou female tongue-running, smile-smoothing, heart-opening, wink-tipping cordial, to whose glorious insipidity I owe the happiest moment of my life, let me fall prostrate thus, and adore thee."

 

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Johanes de Silentio
Post a random quote, but do not reference it's source.

 

 

That?s right, The Mascara Snake, fast ?n bulbous!

 

Also, a tinned teardrop!

 

or

 

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag...

 

is fast 'n' bulbous!

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Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rung the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way... well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't!

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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

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Skippy Doodle

1.I aint goin in there without a miners lamp, a canary and a trail of bread crumbs

 

2.Never leapfrog with a Unicorn

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