i8hibsh Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 The most screwable woman on the planet - FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Glad she fits the 'chin' criteria 6.5/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 Glad she fits the 'chin' criteria 6.5/10 where does she lose the 3.5? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 JKB's resident Chin Fetishist strikes again! I agree with JOH. Not your best mate. Not in the Reese Witherspoon class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 I seriosuly don't get the chin thing she has an average sized chin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 first thing i thought was "chin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makateer Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 I8, Your taste in women is rank rotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 I8, Your taste in women is rank rotten. Agreed.May i add he is fast becoming the most boring poster on here.IMO of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Agreed.May i add he is fast becoming the most boring poster on here.IMO of course. Shhhhhhhh, Keep him over here with his "Tidy burds ad Sh**" or "Whit tae dae wa the knickers a stole affie the neeburs washin line" threads....At least it stops him talking Drivel on the Terrace!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Shhhhhhhh, Keep him over here with his "Tidy burds ad Sh**" or "Whit tae dae wa the knickers a stole affie the neeburs washin line" threads....At least it stops him talking Drivel on the Terrace!! You have a point.My mistake.The guys posts are top notch in the Shed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 The most screwable woman on the planet - FACT Are you working in London this week? It's just I saw a guy on the tube earlier taking photos of a young female passengers' feet. Full on Canon SLR with big lens. I didn't think "pervert"; I thought "I wonder if that's I8hibsh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Are you working in London this week? It's just I saw a guy on the tube earlier taking photos of a young female passengers' feet. Full on Canon SLR with big lens. I didn't think "pervert"; I thought "I wonder if that's I8hibsh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Wasn't she in some teen trash film last night? I'm sure it was her, I saw a few mins of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 where does she lose the 3.5? Just guessing - it wasn't my 6.5 but I'd say: The scar on the forehead that smacks of "lobotomy" Oh, and the legs ain't so attractive either . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 I didn't want to confuse the issue so I've only reproduced this final photo. I agree with the 6.5 although I'd maybe be generous and stretch to a 7. Her skin is a mess, apart from the scar on the forehead, the ugly wrinkle line on her neck, it looks pockmarked and covered in foundation. The nose, is straight, if a little big. Small noses are cute, hers is.... prominent. The chin is chinsome, it's not in the Coultard league, but it's definitely present. The lips are thin, the mouth cruel. The hair is just a mess and it's a mess in every picture. She has quite nice eyes, even though they're a little dead and vacant in the picture above, in the other shots, she has quite nice eyes. "The most screwable woman on the planet", I can only assume that's because she's had so few other offers. Ugly chicks try harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Did you see the film last night aswell then? All hot with the exception of the creepy blonde with short hair on the left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 i8hibsh: this is the most screwable woman on the planet. Gentlemen and gentlemen (and feminists who drink from the furry cup): I give you Pamela David. She's grade A Argentine, and is so fine that she makes Gabriela Sabatini look, er, less than divine. i8: you have a lot to learn, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Here's a couple for the chin freak to bash one out over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 She's grade A Argentine, and is so fine that she makes Gabriela Sabatini look, er, less than divine. i8: you have a lot to learn, son. i8 = PWNED Good work, Shaun; that first photo is quite stunning. I know how much you appreciate Sabatini so thems are big words! One question (save me looking it up on dictionary.com), can a person be an "Argentine" or is she/he an "Argentinean"? I though Argentine related to the land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Here's a couple for the chin freak to bash one out over... and another ...and I don't mean Anthea Redfern! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 i8 = PWNED Good work, Shaun; that first photo is quite stunning. I know how much you appreciate Sabatini so thems are big words! One question (save me looking it up on dictionary.com), can a person be an "Argentine" or is she/he an "Argentinean"? I though Argentine related to the land. Good question! I think you're right: since the Argentine became Argentina in the English vernacular, its people became Argentinian too. But the crucial point is: Argentinian doesn't rhyme. And if you're reading this Gaby, it's OK my petal. I still love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 One question (save me looking it up on dictionary.com), can a person be an "Argentine" or is she/he an "Argentinean"? I though Argentine related to the land. i think the BBC usually use Argentine, but i'm pretty sure either is fine. Argentine should probably be avoided as it also means "of or relating to silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Glad she fits the 'chin' criteria 6.5/10 Ha Ha snap, I was going to say that. Not bad mind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 Are you working in London this week? It's just I saw a guy on the tube earlier taking photos of a young female passengers' feet. Full on Canon SLR with big lens. I didn't think "pervert"; I thought "I wonder if that's I8hibsh?" Yes and it wasn't their feet it was more their ankles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 Wasn't she in some teen trash film last night? I'm sure it was her, I saw a few mins of it. aye John Tucker must die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 I didn't want to confuse the issue so I've only reproduced this final photo. I agree with the 6.5 although I'd maybe be generous and stretch to a 7. Her skin is a mess, apart from the scar on the forehead, the ugly wrinkle line on her neck, it looks pockmarked and covered in foundation. The nose, is straight, if a little big. Small noses are cute, hers is.... prominent. The chin is chinsome, it's not in the Coultard league, but it's definitely present. The lips are thin, the mouth cruel. The hair is just a mess and it's a mess in every picture. She has quite nice eyes, even though they're a little dead and vacant in the picture above, in the other shots, she has quite nice eyes. "The most screwable woman on the planet", I can only assume that's because she's had so few other offers. Ugly chicks try harder. holy sh** you must be fighting them off with a stick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 i8hibsh: this is the most screwable woman on the planet. Gentlemen and gentlemen (and feminists who drink from the furry cup): I give you Pamela David. She's grade A Argentine, and is so fine that she makes Gabriela Sabatini look, er, less than divine. i8: you have a lot to learn, son. cracking Norks I will say that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 i8hibsh: this is the most screwable woman on the planet. Gentlemen and gentlemen (and feminists who drink from the furry cup): I give you Pamela David. She's grade A Argentine, and is so fine that she makes Gabriela Sabatini look, er, less than divine. i8: you have a lot to learn, son. Thanks Dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Thanks Dad I would have her before an SPL Championship win. Well, maybe, sugar i dont know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 I agree with I8, that lassie is freaking awesome. Anyone who calls her a dog etc etc, is either a harry hoofter or plainly just gay. Most of the men who post on KB look like this: And yet they would turn her doon. Dont make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 i8hibsh: this is the most screwable woman on the planet. Gentlemen and gentlemen (and feminists who drink from the furry cup): I give you Pamela David. She's grade A Argentine, and is so fine that she makes Gabriela Sabatini look, er, less than divine. i8: you have a lot to learn, son. Mr Lawson, I salute you, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 I didn't want to confuse the issue so I've only reproduced this final photo. I agree with the 6.5 although I'd maybe be generous and stretch to a 7. Her skin is a mess, apart from the scar on the forehead, the ugly wrinkle line on her neck, it looks pockmarked and covered in foundation. The nose, is straight, if a little big. Small noses are cute, hers is.... prominent. The chin is chinsome, it's not in the Coultard league, but it's definitely present. The lips are thin, the mouth cruel. The hair is just a mess and it's a mess in every picture. She has quite nice eyes, even though they're a little dead and vacant in the picture above, in the other shots, she has quite nice eyes. "The most screwable woman on the planet", I can only assume that's because she's had so few other offers. Ugly chicks try harder. Sorry Doc', you're taking the Lilian Gish here! She's a lovely looking girl. But clearly not as good as the thread title suggests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 I agree with I8, that lassie is freaking awesome. Anyone who calls her a dog etc etc, is either a harry hoofter or plainly just gay. Most of the men who post on KB look like this: And yet they would turn her doon. Dont make me laugh. some people baffle me an absolute fox and the 'hunks' on here go "meh" All I can say CC is they must be fighting them off with a stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 I agree with I8, that lassie is freaking awesome. Anyone who calls her a dog etc etc, is either a harry hoofter or plainly just gay. I don't see anyone saying they'd turn her down. Folk, though, seem to be questioning the BURSD grading applied by the OP. He's claimed, in his usual flamboyant, 'look at me and how much I know about BURSD' style (and I'll come back to that), that this blonde person with slight skin problems, a scar in the middle of her forehead and some, quite frankly, boyish features is the "Most Screwable" BURD he can think of. In one fell swoop of the keyboard, Shaun has shown this to be manifestly untrue. (And before you twist my words, I'm not suggesting that Shaun is more screwable than this Snow girl!!) Others have merely rated her on the conventional 1 to 10 scale. Likewise, I'd probably give her a 6-7 but, then, I'd shag anything that's about 4 or above - given half a chance. If Ms Snow were to approach me and ask politely for a damn good seeing to, I must confess, I would most likely oblige. So, who is the "Harry Hoofter"? I think this is a discussion we've had before and if memory serves me correctly, I think that the JKB analysts were in pretty strong agreement that I8's constant proclamations about BURSD were just a little too over the top to have come from a truly happy heterosexual male. I can't be doing with hunting back through previous threads but I have a very strong recollection that, in fact, he confessed to being at the very least "curious" regarding tending his garden in an uphill fashion. I'd be surprised whether the open-minded and tolerant masses on JKB would care one way or the other so, I8, it will save you a lot of stress if you were to quit with the faux-hetty threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 ....at the very least "curious" regarding tending his garden in an uphill fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 I don't see anyone saying they'd turn her down. Folk, though, seem to be questioning the BURSD grading applied by the OP. He's claimed, in his usual flamboyant, 'look at me and how much I know about BURSD' style (and I'll come back to that), that this blonde person with slight skin problems, a scar in the middle of her forehead and some, quite frankly, boyish features is the "Most Screwable" BURD he can think of. In one fell swoop of the keyboard, Shaun has shown this to be manifestly untrue. (And before you twist my words, I'm not suggesting that Shaun is more screwable than this Snow girl!!) Others have merely rated her on the conventional 1 to 10 scale. Likewise, I'd probably give her a 6-7 but, then, I'd shag anything that's about 4 or above - given half a chance. If Ms Snow were to approach me and ask politely for a damn good seeing to, I must confess, I would most likely oblige. So, who is the "Harry Hoofter"? I think this is a discussion we've had before and if memory serves me correctly, I think that the JKB analysts were in pretty strong agreement that I8's constant proclamations about BURSD were just a little too over the top to have come from a truly happy heterosexual male. I can't be doing with hunting back through previous threads but I have a very strong recollection that, in fact, he confessed to being at the very least "curious" regarding tending his garden in an uphill fashion. I'd be surprised whether the open-minded and tolerant masses on JKB would care one way or the other so, I8, it will save you a lot of stress if you were to quit with the faux-hetty threads. Post of the year mate!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 I don't see anyone saying they'd turn her down. Folk, though, seem to be questioning the BURSD grading applied by the OP. He's claimed, in his usual flamboyant, 'look at me and how much I know about BURSD' style (and I'll come back to that), that this blonde person with slight skin problems, a scar in the middle of her forehead and some, quite frankly, boyish features is the "Most Screwable" BURD he can think of. In one fell swoop of the keyboard, Shaun has shown this to be manifestly untrue. (And before you twist my words, I'm not suggesting that Shaun is more screwable than this Snow girl!!) Others have merely rated her on the conventional 1 to 10 scale. Likewise, I'd probably give her a 6-7 but, then, I'd shag anything that's about 4 or above - given half a chance. If Ms Snow were to approach me and ask politely for a damn good seeing to, I must confess, I would most likely oblige. So, who is the "Harry Hoofter"? I think this is a discussion we've had before and if memory serves me correctly, I think that the JKB analysts were in pretty strong agreement that I8's constant proclamations about BURSD were just a little too over the top to have come from a truly happy heterosexual male. I can't be doing with hunting back through previous threads but I have a very strong recollection that, in fact, he confessed to being at the very least "curious" regarding tending his garden in an uphill fashion. I'd be surprised whether the open-minded and tolerant masses on JKB would care one way or the other so, I8, it will save you a lot of stress if you were to quit with the faux-hetty threads. I was just trying to give our resident Mangina a bit of moral support, that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Her pal who was the head cheerleader in that film she was in last night is hotter though: badonkadonk and a half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Pamela David is a cracking shout, but - I give you.... Kaley Cuoco - yum.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 I don't see anyone saying they'd turn her down. Folk, though, seem to be questioning the BURSD grading applied by the OP. He's claimed, in his usual flamboyant, 'look at me and how much I know about BURSD' style (and I'll come back to that), that this blonde person with slight skin problems, a scar in the middle of her forehead and some, quite frankly, boyish features is the "Most Screwable" BURD he can think of. In one fell swoop of the keyboard, Shaun has shown this to be manifestly untrue. (And before you twist my words, I'm not suggesting that Shaun is more screwable than this Snow girl!!) Others have merely rated her on the conventional 1 to 10 scale. Likewise, I'd probably give her a 6-7 but, then, I'd shag anything that's about 4 or above - given half a chance. If Ms Snow were to approach me and ask politely for a damn good seeing to, I must confess, I would most likely oblige. So, who is the "Harry Hoofter"? I think this is a discussion we've had before and if memory serves me correctly, I think that the JKB analysts were in pretty strong agreement that I8's constant proclamations about BURSD were just a little too over the top to have come from a truly happy heterosexual male. I can't be doing with hunting back through previous threads but I have a very strong recollection that, in fact, he confessed to being at the very least "curious" regarding tending his garden in an uphill fashion. I'd be surprised whether the open-minded and tolerant masses on JKB would care one way or the other so, I8, it will save you a lot of stress if you were to quit with the faux-hetty threads. I have met the OP, he is not gay. Hope that helps. Doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 I have met the OP, he is not gay.Hope that helps. Doug. Just because he didna try and Jump your bones...Proves NOTHIN'!!! Unless he's let yoo wat..............Nae I'll leave it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Just because he didna try and Jump your bones...Proves NOTHIN'!!! Unless he's let yoo wat..............Nae I'll leave it!! Aye stop right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 I have met the OP, he is not gay.Hope that helps. Doug. A simple meeting proves nothing, I'm afraid, Doug. I once met Stephen Fry a long time ago and there was absolutely nothing at that meeting that suggested to me that he would be gay. Mind you, he never showed me bundles of photos of boyish looking chinny people in ladies underwear. Had he done so, I might well have suspected there was something he wanted to cover up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 A simple meeting proves nothing, I'm afraid, Doug. I once met Stephen Fry a long time ago and there was absolutely nothing at that meeting that suggested to me that he would be gay. Mind you, he never showed me bundles of photos of boyish looking chinny people in ladies underwear. Had he done so, I might well have suspected there was something he wanted to cover up. Or on the other hand if the OP showed me his knicker collection, then I could judge. Doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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