Eckauskas Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 But we're always full of them anyway. I was having a discussion with a friend the other day about how you would celebrate a goal against the filth, if it was the 3rd of a hat-trick and it was right in front of the tramps in the Roseburn. Personally, I'd just stand in front of them and smirk, although the Rudi Skacel appraoch does appeal also. Anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Loved Skacel's celebration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 i would to have to lay a chocolate mr whippy style log in front and them to indicate what i thought of them and their club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Pick up the ball and run to the centre circle to get the game restarted again as quickly as possible. The best way to celebrate a hat trick against Hibs is to score a fourth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I would dance like Chris Lowe in the video for 'What Have I Done To Deserve This'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Get the wang out and do a helicopter right in front of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 A Neil McCannesque "hand to the ear" run along the bye line and into the bouncing corners of either section N or section G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I think Paul Hartley showed the way no ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Quite right, this is a pointless thread, if you had just scored a third v them at tynie there wouldn't be any of them left to see the celebration! Far better to celebrate after the first before the limited few that turn up these days skulk awayt in a huff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 Quite right, this is a pointless thread, if you had just scored a third v them at tynie there wouldn't be any of them left to see the celebration! Far better to celebrate after the first before the limited few that turn up these days skulk awayt in a huff! Well, i suppose you'd have to expect half of them to turn up in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 pull down the shorts, give them both cheeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 pull down the shorts, give them both cheeks. Unfortunately, Hivernian fans would no doubt be roused by the site of male flesh and would instantly start throwing faeces everywhere and beasting each other. It's simply the Hivernian way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 pull down the shorts, give them both cheeks. And be instantly bummed in the back end by a half empty end...The End:2thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignoranus Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I would pull up a deck chair and sit beside the hearts fans to watch the remainder of the game. Clearly we have an unfair advantage seeing as we are far superior than the filth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 The top would be off to unveil my Heart of Midlothian tattoo and then straight into Section N. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickmaroon Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I would pull up a deck chair and sit beside the hearts fans to watch the remainder of the game. Clearly we have an unfair advantage seeing as we are far superior than the filth. I like that, nice one - I'd set up my deck chair in the centre circle though, and crack open some beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 What I would do is run at them, mocking etc. and then suddenly stop and recoil in horror as if they absolutely stink. That would be brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I would run up to there end and grab a scarf or a flag from some wee tramp sitting there, pull my shorts down and wipe my sweaty ass with it, then id spit on it and chuck it back. As im walking away I would turn round stick the middle finger up at them with a nice big smile on my face.... Right, think that might have been a bit too much, so ill just settle with running past them kissing the Mighty Hearts badge and just to noise them up even more probley give them the 3 finger salute like paul hartley done at the semi... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I'd probably jizz in my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Get the wang out and do a helicopter right in front of them. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I would be wearing a t-shirt with a huge picture of The Big Cup on it. After scoring, Hearts top up over the face and stand with arms outstretched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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