Ivan Drago Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 ...is a bear. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29vIP68_pk0 This probably constitutes animal cruelty and I shouldn't approve... but I can't help but feel this is the best thing ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Il give it 2 months before it goes mental and mauls a player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 This will end in someone getting their face torn off. Guaranteed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stone rose Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 superb. Must be done at tynie!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I could quite honestly watch the section where he plays the trumpet and does the GIUY gesture for the rest of my life and never get bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 i want us to have a bear. vlad, buy us a bear. you can choose it yourself if you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Haha That's going to end with a S.W.A.T. team desperately chasing it round a running track with a spectators head in its mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 when you said, "its a bear", i thought, "whats so interesting about a guy in a bear suit"? then i saw the footage. its possibly the greatest thing ever. its gonna end in tears tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stone rose Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Imagine having the bear as our mascot when the Hobo's visit. think of the possibilities!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 superb. Must be done at tynie!! Except when der hun are in town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Il give it 2 months before it goes mental and mauls a player. Are they in sellik's Yooropa Cup group? Having said that, most of their squad look like they've already been mauled by a large predator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Nade is our bear!!! I don't mean that to sound racist not meant that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Are they in sellik's Yooropa Cup group? Having said that, most of their squad look like they've already been mauled by a large predator. "mcgeady bombing down the left, beats one, beats two.....OH SHIIIIII- mcgeady has been slashed by the mascott. Ref plays advantage...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted September 14, 2009 Author Share Posted September 14, 2009 I could quite honestly watch the section where he plays the trumpet and does the GIUY gesture for the rest of my life and never get bored. Animals doing human things = win. Bears come a close second to monkeys as far as this concerned when you said, "its a bear", i thought, "whats so interesting about a guy in a bear suit"? then i saw the footage. its possibly the greatest thing ever. its gonna end in tears tho. I did the exact same when my brother was telling me about it. It should enter the mascot Grand National they do with all the English mascots... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mundojambo Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 superb. Must be done at tynie!! surely we will get real tigers and dye them maroon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerd Muller Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 thats superb! As everyone says, the bear will attack someone when its hungry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMarc Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 If theres 13,000 wild animals down Fester Road every two weeks, this is nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I'm amazed this has gone as far as 17 replies without someone moaning about cruelty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 i want us to have a bear. vlad, buy us a bear. you can choose it yourself if you like. Arkadiusz Klimek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do The Dance Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I'm amazed this has gone as far as 17 replies without someone moaning about cruelty. Why? Is he not a Valladolid fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I think it's pretty disgusting to be honest. I've seen how the gypsies train the bears to do this kind of stuff in Bulgaria and it's not nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 loved it when he was making the GIRUY sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Whey!!! There it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do The Dance Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I think it's pretty disgusting to be honest. I've seen how the gypsies train the bears to do this kind of stuff in Bulgaria and it's not nice. Look, if you're not proud of your past, there's other ways of getting over it, message board probably not the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Look, if you're not proud of your past, there's other ways of getting over it, message board probably not the way to go. Eh, hows my past got anythin to do with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Eh, hows my past got anythin to do with it! wooooooosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 That's fecking mental, shan and hilarious all in one. Guaranteed the noise of the first full house at home makes it snap and go on a rampage. Saying that, the 'bear playing a trumpet' action alone would be worth the admission price and subsequent chance of death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted September 14, 2009 Author Share Posted September 14, 2009 Whey!!! There it is. 21 posts. Disappointed. Thought the JKB easily offended brigade would be all over this like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seed1874 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 holy hell! could turn pretty nasty that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I think it's pretty disgusting to be honest. I've seen how the gypsies train the bears to do this kind of stuff in Bulgaria and it's not nice. Your generalization of traveling folk and bear trainers makes me sick to the stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_ Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Its a ****ing bear! I'd be going no where near it Ps its brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Am sure the "wee arra people" are well jealous. What position does he play anyhoo ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossmaroon Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 It is cruel, but hardly worth posting really when you see the standard of the earlier replies which show extreme ignorance of the animal's lack of dignity. As noted, the methods used to train any wild animal to perform are universally disgusting. I have just returned from Alaska where it was a privilege to see both Brown and Black Bears in their natural habitat and to see this travesty is both depressing and enraging. But then again, what would you expect from a nation which glorifies the torture of bulls and donkeys. Surely, the EEC will make them conform to Northern European standards of animal husbandry, sooner rather than later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 It is cruel, but hardly worth posting really when you see the standard of the earlier replies which show extreme ignorance of the animal's lack of dignity. As noted, the methods used to train any wild animal to perform are universally disgusting. I have just returned from Alaska where it was a privilege to see both Brown and Black Bears in their natural habitat and to see this travesty is both depressing and enraging. But then again, what would you expect from a nation which glorifies the torture of bulls and donkeys. Surely, the EEC will make them conform to Northern European standards of animal husbandry, sooner rather than later. The bear looks fairly well looked after and happy IMO. Not like some you see who HAVE suffered neglect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 The bear looks fairly well looked after and happy IMO. Not like some you see who HAVE suffered neglect. absolutely. bears want to play the trumpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 pre season friendly against hibs with riordan getting a mauling would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Ross Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I remember Vlad had a dancing bear at one of his parties. Does that mean this wouldn't be out of the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Your generalization of traveling folk and bear trainers makes me sick to the stomach. They were gysies:bucktooth: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted September 14, 2009 Author Share Posted September 14, 2009 It is cruel, but hardly worth posting really when you see the standard of the earlier replies which show extreme ignorance of the animal's lack of dignity. As noted, the methods used to train any wild animal to perform are universally disgusting. I have just returned from Alaska where it was a privilege to see both Brown and Black Bears in their natural habitat and to see this travesty is both depressing and enraging. But then again, what would you expect from a nation which glorifies the torture of bulls and donkeys. Surely, the EEC will make them conform to Northern European standards of animal husbandry, sooner rather than later. You do have a point.... but it's a bear doing a forward roll and playing the trumpet!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amoruso Lets it Run ... Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Has it paid a visit to Tevez and Lescott already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tott Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 You do have a point.... but it's a bear doing a forward roll and playing the trumpet!!! can train them to do post match interviews as well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtmmefcJbMc cmon Vlad ,you know it makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Thats class i like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 The Valladolid bear had the approval of the Corrie Inn tonight. Tomorrow he'll captivate the Diggers, next week the world. I wish I was his agent. Trumpet playing? GIUY gestures? He can do it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 That's not a bear... it's Chewbacca! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Imagine what he could do to ratboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Imagine what he could do to ratboy. Buy a car stereo off him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Buy a car stereo off him? Was thinking more that he could rip his ****ing head off and kick it about the place then he could just take his car stereo off him. Then he could after that goon the tramps from Govan have and be top bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 If we did get a live bear as a mascot, what should his name be? No doubt the ding dongs in our marketing department would call him something s**** that begins with an H, J or T. I'd call the big lad Arthur. Arthur the bear - no **** would mess with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Hearty Hairy. End of discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Hearty Hairy. End of discussion. Oh Lawrence, will you ever win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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