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Dowie knew he was ugly. Riordan thinks he's an adonis. Speed teeth obviously doesn't have a mirror in the house.

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My wife really likes him.

 

I don't understand. I'm not all that bad looking.

 

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Drylaw Hearts
My wife really likes him.

 

I don't understand. I'm not all that bad looking.

 

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It's probably a black thing.

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Cambo_Jambo
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Or....

 

 

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Or...

 

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Can sombody ban him for this? Thats the most offensive thing I have ever seen on this board.

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Pants Shaton

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"He opened the door and took two steps inside. I saw this guy with dark hair and terrible teeth and was petrified.

"I screeched at him `You'll have to leave' and all he could say in return was, `I just like staying'."

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peckhamjambo
The original...and still the best.

 

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Hahahaha!! Separated at birth from Plug from the Bash Street Kids:

 

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OK, So far we have :th_love:

 

GK :

RB - Benny Brazil

LB -

CH - Plug Diamond

CH -

RM -

CM -

LM -

ST - Tevez

ST - Rooney

ST - Ronaldinho

 

Subs

 

Dodds

Sandaza

Dowie

Riordan

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Brian Whittaker's Tache

Franck has an excuse (car crash)

 

Now this is a face to keep bairns away from the fire

 

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peckhamjambo
OK, So far we have :th_love:

 

GK :

RB - Benny Brazil

LB -

CH - Plug Diamond

CH -

RM -

CM -

LM -

ST - Tevez

ST - Rooney

ST - Ronaldinho

 

Subs

 

Dodds

Sandaza

Dowie

Riordan

 

Candidate for goalie, Brad Guzan who was on trial at Ce***c:

 

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peckhamjambo

Your other centre half?

 

Monkeyheided ****:

 

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Carl Spackler
Your other centre half?

 

Monkeyheided ****:

 

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How much did Pepsi pay him for that photo?

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peckhamjambo
How much did Pepsi pay him for that photo?

 

I heard it was in the region of half a mill, Vodafone paid double that though, they're minted

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Beardsley is a great shout, to be fair.

 

Should walk into any ugly team. :hammer:

 

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I couldnt understand how Beardsley hadnt been posted allready.

 

Willo Flood Gets my vote

 

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The Old Tolbooth
Here's your Goalie :

 

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Another keeper for the team, always good to have back up

 

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Chad Sexington
Another keeper for the team, always good to have back up

 

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I think a good squad should have three...

 

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Uncle Bobby B

Oliver Khan and Dirk Kuyt have to be in with a good shout, cant be arsed posting pics.

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how about a hobo ugly team

 

GK : Andy goram

RB - Benny Brazil

LB -

CH - Yogi hughes

CH -

RM - Kane

CM - Micky Weir

LM - Sproule

ST -Riordan

ST -Benjelloun

ST -mixu

 

manager Monkeyheid

 

subs

leighton

evans

Wright

 

how about dobby for the mascot

 

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feel free to add to this list

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jamboinglasgow
Franck has an excuse (car crash)

 

Now this is a face to keep bairns away from the fire

 

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John Fleck is his nephew, bet John is glad he didn't get his uncles looks.

 

It looks like his top half of his head has been crushed and the bottom one has been pulled out.

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how about a hobo ugly team

 

GK : Andy goram

RB - Benny Brazil

LB -

CH - Yogi hughes

CH - Gary smith

RM - Kane

CM - Micky Weir

LM - Sproule

ST -Riordan

ST -Benjelloun

ST -mixu

 

manager Monkeyheid

 

subs

leighton

evans

Wright

 

how about dobby for the mascot

 

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feel free to add to this list

 

just need a left back to have a ugly hobo team

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he looks slightly healthier these days, tbf. old skool barnet as well!!:sorcerer:

 

Never the same person!! Is it really? He's morphed into H from Steps.

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