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Goose Baxter

Thursday night for Rossco, Was funny as her mum heard us and was slamming doors and stamping around so she could hear us.

 

We had finished by then :th_love:

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chester copperpot

I actually cannot remember, probably a month or so ago.

 

Marriage is a thing of beauty.

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I actually cannot remember, probably a month or so ago.

 

Marriage is a thing of beauty.

 

 

Same here chester, about a month or so ago!!!!

 

before that time wasn't even invented :66:

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Miller Jambo 60
I actually cannot remember, probably a month or so ago.

 

Marriage is a thing of beauty.

 

Depends on your wifes mother.

You will never be good enough

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chester copperpot
Depends on your wifes mother.

You will never be good enough

 

 

 

I shag my mother in law too. :laugh:

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chester copperpot
Same here chester, about a month or so ago!!!!

 

before that time wasn't even invented :66:

 

 

 

:laugh:

 

:thumb:

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Miller Jambo 60
I shag my mother in law too. :laugh:

 

She could be the last women on earth.

And i would discard her

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The morning that my bird went home (end of June). The next time will be the day she gets back (mid-August). Long summer; auto-erotic asphyxiation can only be a novelty for so long. :(

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chester copperpot
Sunday night, just before she left for the train to manchester.

 

 

 

Unfortunately for you, this was not her last shag. :laugh:

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Say What Again
Have a posh one

 

Palm prefers bareback.

 

She's been loyal to me all these years I couldn't possibly let her down.

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A few days ago...the missus works early morning so pulls the excuse of "I'm tired" out quite a lot...

 

Hey I finally posted!

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I'm pretty sure my girlfriend's brother reads Kickback, so I'll abstain from posting anything on here :laugh:

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chester copperpot
I'm pretty sure my girlfriend's brother reads Kickback, so I'll abstain from posting anything on here :laugh:

 

 

 

You started the thread, c'mon, spill it.

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FAO Eck's girlfriend's brother - He told us that he left her looking like a painter's radio this morning.

 

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Post photographic proof instead.

 

If you're that desperate to see me in the buff, you'll need to buy me a drink first.

 

I'm not cheap.

 

Eck's a virgin. All virgins love Mank U

 

Only because we don't have any sheep to molest.

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Say What Again
FAO Eck's girlfriend's brother - He told us that he left her looking like a painter's radio this morning.

 

:thumb:

 

:qqb006:

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2 weeks ago when visiting my bird (she's working abroad this summer). Before that it was early May, before she left.

 

Next time will, hopefully, be next week when she comes home thanks to a family bereavement.

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londonjambo
2 weeks ago when visiting my bird (she's working abroad this summer). Before that it was early May, before she left.

 

Next time will, hopefully, be next week when she comes home thanks to a family bereavement.

 

Not close family then ...

 

GC

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Next time will, hopefully, be next week when she comes home thanks to a family bereavement.

 

:laugh:

 

You're a harsh ****.

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chester copperpot
2 weeks ago when visiting my bird (she's working abroad this summer). Before that it was early May, before she left.

 

Next time will, hopefully, be next week when she comes home thanks to a family bereavement.

 

 

 

:laugh:

 

Surely I wasn't the only one who lol'd at that statment. Every cloud and that Neavester eh?

 

 

*Edit, I see I wasn't.

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Goose Baxter
2 weeks ago when visiting my bird (she's working abroad this summer). Before that it was early May, before she left.

 

Next time will, hopefully, be next week when she comes home thanks to a family bereavement.

 

Check Mr Faithfull out!!!!!!!

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Governor Tarkin

In Pakistan so it's been a while. Getting yer Nat King here usually results in stoning/whipping/death via the zealous ire of multiple brothers/uncles/various extended family memebers/etc. And Allah only knows what they'd do to me.

 

My good lady is gonna get the best 15 seconds of her life upon my return. Although knowing her she's probably been getting in plenty of practice.

 

T.S.

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Check Mr Faithfull out!!!!!!!

I've done the whole shagging about thing with previous bursd but I'm absolutely woeful at it. Been caught every time.

 

Actually Eckauskas was to blame for the last one :laugh:

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Snake Plissken
2 weeks ago when visiting my bird (she's working abroad this summer). Before that it was early May, before she left.

Next time will, hopefully, be next week when she comes home thanks to a family bereavement.

 

Tell me you didn't have a hand in that?

 

"Sorry Granny but I need my hole, you're taking a nose dive down these stairs"

 

:qqb016:

 

 

... to answer the OP (even though he himself hasn't!)

 

Last Wednesday with a bird I met that night and who I'll be meeting tomorrow.

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*****ing months ago, my baws are like lead weights.

 

If anyone has any unwanted tang then pass it on.

 

Looks at least a 4/10

 

Age between 18-45

 

:qqb007:

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Goose Baxter
I've done the whole shagging about thing with previous bursd but I'm absolutely woeful at it. Been caught every time.

 

Actually Eckauskas was to blame for the last one :laugh:

 

 

Poor effort mate if you got caught everytime, Should always follow the trail!!!!

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chester copperpot
*****ing months ago, my baws are like lead weights.

 

If anyone has any unwanted tang then pass it on.

 

Looks at least a 4/10

 

Age between 8-45

:qqb007:

 

 

 

Fecking sicko!

 

 

 

:qqb007:

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jamboinglasgow

just over a month ago. Me and my ex cheered ourselves up after our final degree results came out with studying each other bit more.

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Fri 26th June, Dalkeith is great for pulling easy birds, took fecking ages to get rid of her in the morning tho!

 

Have pulled more recently but she's making me work for my nat king!

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Goose Baxter
Last week, or the week before is she needs to be awake for it to count!!

 

 

Is that you John Lesley???

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