chester copperpot Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 That beats Pringle hands down. How can a wallet be more important than a threesome? I shall let big Jock tell the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 to the OP i'm so tempted to say YOU Spill the beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roop Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 To be fair, I did that once. Was asked back to the flat of two lassies for "coffee". I was that mashed I said "no ta, I dinnae like coffee" and went on my merry. I wasn't impressed with myself the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marvins ear Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Enjoyed David Bowies Jodhpurs in Labyrinth.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Spill the beans nowt to spill as i don't sleep with gay boys hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I'm 10% gay...the straightest here i reckon this thread is quite worrying actually...far too many gay moments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 23% gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpos Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 only 16% gay, luckily it didn't ask how many cocks i have sucked or i would have been buggered (again) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 To be fair, I did that once. Was asked back to the flat of two lassies for "coffee". I was that mashed I said "no ta, I dinnae like coffee" and went on my merry. I wasn't impressed with myself the next day. You should be ashamed of yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I'm 10% gay...the straightest here i reckon this thread is quite worrying actually...far too many gay moments Trying too hard to prove you're not gay IMO. It hasn't worked though ya big bufty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 You should be ashamed of yourself. I still am. Don't do drugs kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Trying too hard to prove you're not gay IMO. It hasn't worked though ya big bufty! dam i'v been found out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 And disco. What makes that creepy is the fact that he looks scarily similar to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 My dancing is probably the gayest part of me.....that and my casual liaisons with men seriously though, I do remember in second year uni, morning after night out people making comments about me kissing a guy in a photo. Had no memory of doing that and found the paper later on facebook of me kissing a guy I knew to be gay. Luckly the next picture was me and him kissing a girl we both knew on the cheek. Not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 My dancing is probably the gayest part of me..... Incorrect. Those moves can only be designed purely and simply to intoxicate and ensnare the female of the species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roop Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 What makes that creepy is the fact that he looks scarily similar to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I once built a collection of girls' knickers. I also once rode a motorcycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I shall let big Jock tell the story. They were from Paisley, they weren't normal! Anyway, I was still married at the time and didn't do things like that, although we were almost at the end of our marriage. We went to the Shanghai Shuffle in Bath Street in Glasgow for a works do, and there were 2 hen nights in at the same time, I did my Elvis impersonation (thumped my chest a few times) with a fake wig, medallions, and a hairy chest stuck on me (not that I need it) and the burds were all over me like a rash Two of them asked me where I stayed and I told them I was booked into the Thistle Hotel, and they asked if they could come back to my room for to put on a lesbian show, and then do a 3 some, and I completely parped my pants and thought they were gonna rob me (again, they were from Paisley!) so I pointed to my mate from Forfar who was a dirty ******* (who had a wife and kid) and said that he would take them up on their offer. I thought nothing more of it until brekkie the next morning when he came out the lift with both girls and thanked me for the best night of his life I asked if they did the lesbian show for him, and he gave me all the gory details, they did the full works ffs and all I thought was that they were going to feckin rob me!! I wouldn't turn them down nowadays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 20% gay but I have pumped a lesbian so I guess that makes me one too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 Johnmitchell would win this thread hands down about the time he refused a 3 some with 2 hotties because he was convinced they were out to steal his wallet. :21: 2 hot birds, 3sum!!! They could steal my clothes, my house ANYTHING!!! as long as I had the 3 sum sorry John but that is the winner by a clear mile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 to the OP i'm so tempted to say YOU hahahaha you must have had sex with someone gayer than me tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Did you not do something rather gay on a foreign trip once. Or does that not count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 nowt to spill as i don't sleep with gay boys hehe To be fair Bev we never slept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 Did you not do something rather gay on a foreign trip once. Or does that not count. I actually just burst out laughing at my desk!!! OH MY GOD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 soggy biscuit champion 2000-2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 20% gay but I have pumped a lesbian so I guess that makes me one too 16% Gay, although no surprises I'm lower seeing you spend all day playing with men's tools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Sat in the Hibs end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTHO1986 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 26% Which I am more than happy with. No doubt so is the girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Mines is either crying at a chick flick or buying a Celine Dion album (i'm actually a big fan) for all the resident Hobos on here, keep it clean and don't go into too much detial as this is a family board Do you still collect your boyfriend's boxer shorts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 hahahaha you must have had sex with someone gayer than me tho Chortle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Probably my repeated watching of Moulin Rouge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I once checked my appearance in the mirror before leaving the house. I once ordered a steak done "medium" I have a pearl jam album Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I once used moisturiser on my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 50% gay!!! Behave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I'm 10% gay...the straightest here i reckon this thread is quite worrying actually...far too many gay moments Clearly a flawed survey IMO. Is this I8s coming out thread? Its been on the cards for a while tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 26 percent gay. Anyone else sheeeeeeeoite it when the swingometer kept on going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I once tried on a pair of high heels. sooo gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I bought Tucks a vanilla Frappuccino to make him feel better the time he got upset because Peanut did up the zip on Acey's dress. I win. 123% gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 26 percent gay. Anyone else sheeeeeeeoite it when the swingometer kept on going. I was on 16% and never doubted it for a second. It was probably your extra 10% that made you cack yourself as the needle went up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Clearly a flawed survey IMO. Is this I8s coming out thread? Its been on the cards for a while tbh. You're flawed more like. I was thinking the same thing...he seems to make too much effort making himself seem straight...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 33% gay, ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 33% gay, ouch! I would have thought that at 33%, it wouldn't have made you go "ouch" any more Still, John, being twice as gay as me isn't gay at all. Rest easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 13% - I think that's mainly due to the fact that I've had the snip and had to, er, clear the area! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 16% apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 26 percent gay. Anyone else sheeeeeeeoite it when the swingometer kept on going. Big time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 16% apparently I got 16% too. We should meet up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I got 16% too. We should hook up. Better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 26%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Better I'm new to this. Am I still supposed to like Frankie Goes to Hollywood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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