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Chad Sexington

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I'm never drinking again.

 

Fact!

 

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I drank from 4 to 2 yesterday with no food and no hang over today.

 

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC

My weekends ****ed after a few pints too many.

 

Got my very loud, very active 1 year old neice coming down as well. Bad times.

 

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I drank from 4 to 2 yesterday with no food and no hang over today.

 

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My God!! You drank so much you went backwards in time!!:stuart:

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Gigolo-Aunt
Status update: I've just been sick.

 

Where did it all go wrong? :57:

 

Im past that stage fella.

 

Its cheese on toast time now.

 

:2thumbsup:

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Chad Sexington
Im past that stage fella.

 

Its cheese on toast time now.

 

:2thumbsup:

 

I had a packet of Walkers Steak and Onion crisps.

 

It all went downhill from there. :oldsad:

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Gigolo-Aunt
I had a packet of Walkers Steak and Onion crisps.

 

It all went downhill from there. :oldsad:

 

 

Its probably best to wait till around 7 ish and then get a take away.

 

Credit cruch, what credit crunch?

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Miller Jambo 60
Status update: I've just been sick.

 

Where did it all go wrong? :57:

 

just having a bud the now, hope you recover mate.

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Carl Weathers
I would like to get a hangover once to see if it's as bad as they say.

 

Just drink like a real man and you will find out.

 

It's horrific.

 

:smiley2:

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maroonlegions

I have found that if i eat something before or in between drinking ,then a pint of water before retiring to bed my hangover is not as brutal.Still get the sore noggin in the morning though but nothing a pill cant cure.

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The People's Chimp

Burst last night on free prosecco and fine malts.

 

Back on it in an hour tonight.

 

YAS!

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Miller Jambo 60
Burst last night on free prosecco and fine malts.

 

Back on it in an hour tonight.

 

YAS!

 

Me too, after the heeeland show , need a drink.

Got tics for nowt, overated pash.

Slagged 2 hobos with their lovely gay tops.

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Too many wee boys on this thread. :laugh:

 

I got to bed at 4am this morning, had roughly 2 hours kip, met my old man at the Tynie at the back of 1pm, and am now feeling grand.

 

Don't let the Absinthe grind you down.

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This thread epitomises everything that's wrong with Britain, imo.

 

I agree.

 

Full of old men who can't handle their ale.

 

And Chad.

 

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when you get to a certain age you just lose the ability to drink overnight. the hangovers start to last about two days. i only had about five pints last night but still felt mingo this morning.

 

game-o-golf and a couple of pints has done the biz though.

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I feel the pain of those who suffer from awful hangovers. I've been getting them for years and while eating does help, it rarely saves me completely from being completely crippled for at least 24 hours after a sesh...sometimes 48 hours if I'm particularly unlucky.

 

I've been meaning to look into these hangover prevention thingies for a while...but it only ever seems important when I'm actually hungover and when I feel like that, I'm incapable of stringing together a sentence never mind driving to the local Boots.

 

In saying that, there's a nice bottle of red in the kitchen and it's screaming my name. :biggrin:

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Too many wee boys on this thread. :laugh:

 

I got to bed at 4am this morning, had roughly 2 hours kip, met my old man at the Tynie at the back of 1pm, and am now feeling grand.

 

Don't let the Absinthe grind you down.

Lightweights! I've been drinking since 1 and I'm going to get tucked in about the absinthe in 5 mins. I'm typing this with 1 eye open because I can't focus.

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Miller Jambo 60
I agree.

 

Full of old men who can't handle their ale.

 

And Chad.

 

:wink:

 

What was the score mate.

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when you get to a certain age you just lose the ability to drink overnight. the hangovers start to last about two days. i only had about five pints last night but still felt mingo this morning.

 

game-o-golf and a couple of pints has done the biz though.

 

which age is this?

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chester copperpot
which age is this?

 

 

 

I've just spewed over my Mrs. beat that ya feckers.

 

To be fair, she's not too chuffed with me just now, if I'm honest.

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Miller Jambo 60
I've just spewed over my Mrs. beat that ya feckers.

 

To be fair, she's not too chuffed with me just now, if I'm honest.

 

Gorgie Rule Andrew:10900::10900:

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Stupid Sexy Flanders
I have found that if i eat something before or in between drinking ,then a pint of water before retiring to bed my hangover is not as brutal.Still get the sore noggin in the morning though but nothing a pill cant cure.

 

Make yourself sick at some point throughout the evening or just before bed. Then have something to eat and a pint of water. You'll be right as rain the next day!

 

Avoiding hangovers is all about prevention rather than cure.

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Just drink like a real man and you will find out.

 

It's horrific.

 

:smiley2:

 

Nothing to do with quantity. I can just handle it well!

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Boaby Ewing

If you haven't figured out how to tame a hangover by the age of 21, you deserve no feckin' sympathy.

 

And making yourself sick is gayer than Posh Spice's hairdresser.

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