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eddie fenwick

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Jings, murderers get less time mate.:smiley2:

 

Nah, congrats!!:2thumbsup:

 

As of yesterday I've made it to 42 years unmarried. I intend on keeping it that way heh heh!!

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Doctor FinnBarr
married tomorrow:th_o:

 

Congrats EF, I was 11 years tied down on the 17th.

Did you honeymoon in a tent on Shetland as well?

 

:10900:

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eddie fenwick
Congrats EF, I was 11 years tied down on the 17th.

Did you honeymoon in a tent on Shetland as well?

 

:10900:

 

thailand,like taking sand to the beach:10900:

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Say What Again

My friend recently got divorced from his wife. He told me, "marriage is like a prison."

 

I thought to myself, "That’s not true. At least in prison you get to have anal sex."

 

 

 

 

 

 

While attending a marriage Encounter Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

 

He addressed the men: "Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?"

 

I leaned over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, "Self-raising, isn't it?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counsellor.

 

The counsellor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis said, "Tell me about anything the two of you have in common." The husband spoke up and said, "Well, neither one of us sucks dicks."

 

 

 

 

 

My wife said to me this morning that I put football before our marriage.

 

"Bullshi-t," I replied. "It's our third f---ing season together."

 

 

 

 

 

 

My wife said she thought our marriage had become like a brother and sister relationship. I said that was stupid. I love my sister.

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Auld ****.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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eddie fenwick
All the best to you and your good lady.Have a good one tomorrow.

Did you get the PM i sent BTW?

 

i did m8,sorry not had 5,will call you

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Buffalo Bill

Six years for me tomorrow.

 

 

They were right when they called the 21st June 'the longest day'!

 

 

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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A mate of mine (whose stag-do was last night, hence the reason I'm ****ing dying atm) is getting married tomorrow at the tender age of 20!

 

Any advice for him?

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eddie fenwick
A mate of mine (whose stag-do was last night, hence the reason I'm ****ing dying atm) is getting married tomorrow at the tender age of 20!

 

Any advice for him?

 

no,nothing can prepare him for what hells lie ahead

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