eddie fenwick Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 married tomorrow:th_o: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe.gausden Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 You'd probably got less for murder . All the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Jings, murderers get less time mate. Nah, congrats!! As of yesterday I've made it to 42 years unmarried. I intend on keeping it that way heh heh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 married tomorrow:th_o: Congrats EF, I was 11 years tied down on the 17th. Did you honeymoon in a tent on Shetland as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 Congrats EF, I was 11 years tied down on the 17th.Did you honeymoon in a tent on Shetland as well? thailand,like taking sand to the beach:10900: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 married tomorrow:th_o: Nae joy...............for your missus! Congrats Edward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 My friend recently got divorced from his wife. He told me, "marriage is like a prison." I thought to myself, "That’s not true. At least in prison you get to have anal sex." While attending a marriage Encounter Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men: "Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?" I leaned over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, "Self-raising, isn't it?" A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counsellor. The counsellor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis said, "Tell me about anything the two of you have in common." The husband spoke up and said, "Well, neither one of us sucks dicks." My wife said to me this morning that I put football before our marriage. "Bullshi-t," I replied. "It's our third f---ing season together." My wife said she thought our marriage had become like a brother and sister relationship. I said that was stupid. I love my sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Auld ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitster Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 You deserve a medal mate!! Happy anniversary anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 All the best to you and your good lady.Have a good one tomorrow. Did you get the PM i sent BTW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 All the best to you and your good lady.Have a good one tomorrow.Did you get the PM i sent BTW? i did m8,sorry not had 5,will call you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 i did m8,sorry not had 5,will call you No worries,mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 It was 18yrs for me last Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Six years for me tomorrow. They were right when they called the 21st June 'the longest day'! Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 A mate of mine (whose stag-do was last night, hence the reason I'm ****ing dying atm) is getting married tomorrow at the tender age of 20! Any advice for him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 A mate of mine (whose stag-do was last night, hence the reason I'm ****ing dying atm) is getting married tomorrow at the tender age of 20! Any advice for him? no,nothing can prepare him for what hells lie ahead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 married tomorrow:th_o: 17 years today for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 25 years married if I make it to 29th June. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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