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To all the guys going to the NOUTRAMP on saturday, BEWARE THE BRIDGE OF DOOOOOOM!!


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heartsfc_fan

I'm taking someone who hasn't been to Easter Road, so I'll tell him to beware ;)

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Maroon tinted glasses 2

you will need to mate as apparently through the years hundreds have perished.

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Maroon tinted glasses 2

although its not the fall that killed them, it was being impaled on the used needles below that did it.

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scary stuff, a snowy bridge of doom:

 

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Slippy and scary:sweatdrop::sweatdrop::sweatdrop::sweatdrop:

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Brian Whittaker's Tache

I'm going myself this time as my dad has to work

 

Any volunteers to accompany me across?

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I'm going myself this time as my dad has to work

 

Any volunteers to accompany me across?

 

I know some men with masks from Norn Iron:th_cool:

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I'm going myself this time as my dad has to work

 

Any volunteers to accompany me across?

 

Keep on your toes and your head on a swivel.

 

Beware though - if you see one of "them", you're already dead.

 

:earmuffs:

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The People's Chimp

I've had so many close calls over the years. I just pray that the coast is clear this time. I wish you all, comrades, brothers, the best of luck.

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maybe i have just been lucky but in 20 years of going over that bridge on derby day at various times of the day and night i have never experienced anything remotely doomy

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Biggest danger last time (after we emptied the flumps from the Scottish Cup for another year) was the risk of getting crushed when the polis made the entire away support go back over that bridge at once after the game.

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I crossed the much feared bridge earlier on today and it seems that the council cleaning dept/mission reconnaissance squad might have employed a few new Jambos because the parallel tracks of dog poo that stretched from one side to the other (and had been there for at least all of this season) have now been removed. One less perilous danger to contend with.....

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I crossed the much feared bridge earlier on today and it seems that the council cleaning dept/mission reconnaissance squad might have employed a few new Jambos because the parallel tracks of dog poo that stretched from one side to the other (and had been there for at least all of this season) have now been removed. One less perilous danger to contend with.....

 

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Ah, but the blood spattered history of the bridge will prevent us from being unduly lulled into a false sense of security. Bizarre occurrences merely highlight the need for vigilance.

 

There was also an old woman with a golden retriever, she walks back and forth over the bridge several times a day. Covert missions, methinks.

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC

I actually pumped a Hobo in the bushes next to the bridge of doom when I was about 15. Seriously.

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I actually pumped a Hobo in the bushes next to the bridge of doom when I was about 15. Seriously.

 

Was it Mickey Weir?

 

:lipsrsealed2:

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC
Well, if you will throw up these homerun pitches.....

 

:earmuffs:

 

I should have known better. I was just making a point that not all bridge of doom experiences are bad ones.

 

:qqb006:

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Remember and pair up for the crossing of this dangerous bridge..............

 

Don't cross alone!!!!!! :th_Jttesur::th_Jttesur::th_Jttesur:

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blondejamtart
I actually pumped a Hobo in the bushes next to the bridge of doom when I was about 15. Seriously.

 

I sincerely hope you went through full decontamination procedures afterwards...:qqb003:

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Dr. Bapswent
I should have known better. I was just making a point that not all bridge of doom experiences are bad ones.

 

:qqb006:

 

Maybe not for you.....

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maybe i have just been lucky but in 20 years of going over that bridge on derby day at various times of the day and night i have never experienced anything remotely doomy

 

 

Neither have I. What have I missed ? :death:

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I should have known better. I was just making a point that not all bridge of doom experiences are bad ones.

 

:qqb006:

 

You think that "pumping a Hobo" in bushes next to the bridge of doom is not a bad experience? How can being that close to a Hobo not be a bad experience??:red_indian::builder2::helmet::army::biker:

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC
Maybe not for you.....

 

Another crap comment from my stalker.

 

Oh dear. :stroker:

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I'm going myself this time as my dad has to work

 

Any volunteers to accompany me across?

 

hundreds of fellow hearts supporters will see you ok

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ha bridge of doom

 

yes if your on your own a group of hibs 'casuals' might ask you if you want a go through a line of police

 

when you say no, theyll run back to ccblooms to tell the rest of their mates that hearts said no and ran way..

 

thats how it works i hear

 

:biglaugh:

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Dr. Bapswent
Another crap comment from my stalker.

 

Oh dear. :stroker:

 

Hahaha

 

You do think a lot of yourself.

 

Actually I was making a joke about your ability to perform as a 15 year old.

 

The sort of comment anyone would make on KB.

 

But you assume it represents something else if you wish dear.

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Seymour M Hersh
I should have known better. I was just making a point that not all bridge of doom experiences are bad ones.

 

:qqb006:

 

Get rid of the rash and itch okay then?:saddam:

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hearts_crazy

Ah, so that's where all the hobo trolls come from

 

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I remember that bridge well, used to park in that street when I was doing the stewarding

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I'm going to take my wee laddies 'Ben 10' omnitrix.

 

Then I can take on anyone.

 

No Fear!

 

[ATTACH]2025[/ATTACH]

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I'm going to take my wee laddies 'Ben 10' omnitrix.

 

Then I can take on anyone.

 

No Fear!

 

[ATTACH]2025[/ATTACH]

 

I've no idea what a Ben 10 Omnitrix is but surely all we really need are a bunch of these...?

 

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A few hundred strewn around the bridge, job done.

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Hearts are going to come up trumps after playing with finesse, Neilson will lead, Driver will show a few tricks, Nade will slam it home, making Jones look like a dummy and ending Mixu's contract.

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I always remember an incident in the street on the stadium side of the bridge of doom whereby some hobo plum decided it would be a fun idea to lob coins at the passing away support after a derby match.

 

Clearly he wasnt expecting a couple of rather "large" chaps to burst his stair door down and go charging up the stairs to take the matter up with him in person.

 

I'd love to know how that one ended tbh.

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Guest jambomickey
Love that walk over there and never once seen a Hibs presence.

 

Fuds.

 

so do i after a jambo victory.

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