neilnunb Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 guess who is quoted as saying this in today's papers.....a wee clue, his team are about to play them :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 the fat orange faced bag of pish can't help himself. i thought zander diamond was a big strong laddie until i saw him throwing himself about like a wee girl last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 There's a quality Off-the-Ball-esque comedy sketch in there somewhere. He's getting more ridiculous by the day. On a DUFC messageboard somewhere far far away, they'll currently be working out what the average height/weight of their players is and having a right old chuckle at his expense.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo27_22 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Zander Diamond, Andrew Considine, Scott Severin, Lee Miller etc etc - all skinny midgets right enough. Caldo for ER when he moves on from The Pit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjc2006 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Its hilarious how he tries to influence the refs by saying how other teams are big physical teams. I'm sure he must think he is the manager of the oompa loompas and thats why he is trying to be the same colour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Zander Diamond, Andrew Considine, Scott Severin, Lee Miller etc etc - all skinny midgets right enough. Caldo for ER when he moves on from The Pit. That would be hilarious. I would love it if he managed them. He hates us enough anyway, we continually hump them, he is a sore loser and is a myth maker on a par with hibs.net' s "finest." His liberal approach to the truth would go down well with those whose drug induced reveries have them down as being world leaders in expansive, passing, flowing football. Another major factor in his favour would be the fact he is able to make up instant lies about the age of his team, which, obviously he wouldn't need to do at Hibs, where everyone is an 18 year old prodigy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos1983 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 And what exactly are aberdeen? A small ball playing team like the spanish national team? i think not. Calderwood is an idiot he really is. All Aberdeen did against us was punt it to the big physical lee miller and not much else. We actually played some football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts_crazy Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 What a dick. He just trots out line after line of cliches, he doesn't have the wit or intelligence to actually come out with something remotely unique or even relevant to a particular game, just some prefabricated guff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 And what exactly are aberdeen? A small ball playing team like the spanish national team? i think not. Calderwood is an idiot he really is. All Aberdeen did against us was punt it to the big physical lee miller and not much else. We actually played some football. Yet apparently he saw, from that game, that aberdeen have enough to get third, as we will "crack." Total and utter ramjet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SectionDJambo Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 No doubt there will be a rash of "head knocks" which stop the game frequently when these big physical brutes tangle with the lightweight babes that represent Aberdeen. Miller, McLeish, Rougvie, Simpson, Cooper etc.. Now there was a big physical team. Who did they play for again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy T Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Given that the idiot has been saying this for about 4 years now about various teams, and given he always seems to consider it as a threat and difficult to play against.... Shouldnt the dumb-**** have got himself a big physical team by now?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 what a fat orange pen1s!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3inaBednar Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 ha ha ha, ooohhhh ma sides, just heard that the sheep fans are saying they will take 6000 fans to their q-final with dunfermline. 6000, ha ha ha, what a load of pish they talk, they only get 9000 at home games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JamboJen Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 No doubt there will be a rash of "head knocks" which stop the game frequently when these big physical brutes tangle with the lightweight babes that represent Aberdeen.Miller, McLeish, Rougvie, Simpson, Cooper etc.. Now there was a big physical team. Who did they play for again? Someone should get over to a DUFC messageboard and let them know how it's going to go: Aberdeen clear a ball out of their box back to a DUFC player, defender in Aberdeen box then goes down holding his head to prevent a second ball in. A draw, or even an Aberdeen win would be the best result for us, but if Dundee United end up hammering them I wouldn't be gutted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 what a fat orange pen1s!! How do you know?:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I suppose it must be the law of averages but for once tango is right. DUFC are a big physical team. A very typical Levein team in fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawaii Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 However, in the same article he also says that Zander Diamond can make it to the top of the game. Surprisingly when he was about to go out of contract last year the only team to offer him a deal were....Aberdeen. Bet that Chelsea, Man Utd, Liverpool and Arsenal will be kicking themselves now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 An absolute ****** of a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 The boy's a ****ing spanner. A Field Marshall of a trumpet. At his best when soundly thrashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambojambo Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 guess who is quoted as saying this in today's papers.....a wee clue, his team are about to play them :D:D That's Tango's code for "we're going to kick them off the park"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandylejambo Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 wait till he trips out the FACT that his are a young team, then discovers that united are even younger than us, the man, as has been said is a ****** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 If it wasn't for the fact a draw would suit us, i'd LOVE IT if Utd pumped those flock feeling *****s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBones Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 We need a manager to say the opposite "Aberbeen are a team full of wee girls who roll around crying when the big boys push them" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 How do you know?:eek: Given that the rest of him seems to be that colour......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavydavy Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 guess who is quoted as saying this in today's papers.....a wee clue, his team are about to play them :D:D At least he is correct this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winston churchill Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 anybody else see nine necks on sky last night slavering during the st.midden v muddywell game. he's still on about his youngest team in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fine Scottish Wine Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Its hilarious how he tries to influence the refs by saying how other teams are big physical teams. I'm sure he must think he is the manager of the oompa loompas and thats why he is trying to be the same colour. Ithink he may be, he certainly talks out of his chocolate box quite a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davjambo Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Jimmy Calderwood Orange coloured cad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon tinted glasses 2 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Oh dear, he is pretty predictable. So do we think the after match speech will contain the phrases "Lucky Goal" "where the better team" "youngest team" "i love rangers" "deserved to win" If you cant wait to find out and would like to hear more schitzophrenic ramblings from calderwood then log onto http://www.fatorangefacedstumpytwat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 guess who is quoted as saying this in today's papers.....a wee clue, his team are about to play them :D:D no clues needed tbh. this guy is a fluking trumpet, his team came to tynecastle to rough Hearts up and dive for free kicks and get our players booked, fortunately we didn't rise to the bate and the team that tried to play football won. his tactics were shocking, it's nice to see him critise some team other than Hearts for a change. would love Utd to stick a few past them on Saturday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartbeat Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 since its another Calderwood thread.................. Anyone remember when he was the Pars manager and we played them at Tynie. Memory playing tricks again but I recall something of them losing an early goal and possibly a sending off THEN tango decides to put about six up front to address the goal down and we scored 7 ? Sure it was along these lines and proves how tactically naive he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_C Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 anybody else see nine necks on sky last night slavering during the st.midden v muddywell game. he's still on about his youngest team in the world. He was on Talksport last slavering the same guff. Average age of 22 so he says... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winston churchill Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 He was on Talksport last slavering the same guff. Average age of 22 so he says... that myth has already been shot down. the plug diamond all stars are oap's compaired to us and others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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