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Webster Burgled as he slept!!


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what a shame.

 

page 4 in the current bun!

 

Thief took his laptop and wedding rings....the weeg is minging!!

 

How the **** he can sleep is beyond me....

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chester copperpot
Great news. That **** deserves everything he gets :D

 

 

 

He doesn't own a local shop that sells rolls does he? :peepwall:

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WorldChampions1902
How the **** he can sleep is beyond me....

Just confirms what most of us already knew - he clearly has no conscience.

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How the **** he can sleep is beyond me....

 

Comfortably on a bed of ?50 notes................................

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Come on guys it is not funny!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Under normal circumstances i'd have a pang of sympathy for somebody going through that.

 

Seeing as it's Webster though i'm utterly delighted by this turn of events.

 

Judas money grabbing tosser.

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Geoff Kilpatrick

I'm sure the insurance company will take into account that he only had 1 month of cover left on the rings and give him 20p each for them as a "fair value".

 

GIRUY Webster!

 

PS Does anyone else take their wedding rings off at bedtime? I don't.

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Haha. Usual high standard there Gman!

 

Unlucky Webster ya james blunt. domain[/b]:P.

 

Or doesn't want his boyfriend, Mr Fuddy, to get jealous.

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News update. Webster was wide awake but was too frightened to do anything. He called his agent Diddy who assured him they could get him a bigger setlement with a new insurance company by fabricating claims and paying a third party to negotiate the deal.

 

Shocking! I bet his wife won't be happy that he took his wedding ring off... I wonder why? Perhaps one of the pink boys was burgling somewhere else.

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Statement from Strathclyde Police:

 

"We ask all bank staff to be vigilant and immediately report any individuals attempting to deposit 30 pieces of silver into their account"

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mmm has to be said that some of the comments on this thread are way over the top and embarrasing!!

 

Obviously dissapointed that we only got a pittance for Webster but get a grip folks. The stuff about dropping matches and petrol is bad enough and then we get the chip fat comments!!!

 

Cmon folks, let it go!!

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could be a fraudulent claim...trying to raise some money. Acouple of rings and a laptop would cover that.

 

Can't stand the ****!!!!

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ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

GITRFUY webster you money grappin judas...you deserve everything you get you horrible little cretin!

 

I hope they do it again and again and again unitll you have nothing left!

 

ha ha ha ha h a

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Romanov Stole My Pension
Statement from Strathclyde Police:

 

"We ask all bank staff to be vigilant and immediately report any individuals attempting to deposit 30 pieces of silver into their account"

 

:rofl:

 

Yup, I've no sympathy for him. Hearts made him that player that he turned into, and he showed the club no respect at all, just to **** off to the huns (via wigan).

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just a thought though. wonder if there was anything interesting in his laptop?

 

do you mean all the emails from hunsville/sfa advising him to go to wigan then sign for the huns on loan?

or just p**n

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Wish he had the kahoonas to chase them and break a leg falling down the stairs. That would have made me smile. His name would be Earl.:)

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Karma is a wondeful thing.

 

:)

 

Five stitches in the head in a reserve match. Should have kept it under the pillow where it was when he heard somebody rummaging downstairs.

 

Probably tried to buy the guy off with his ring but the burglar expected pieces of silver!

 

He sure aint Duncan Ferguson!

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