blondejamtart Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 http://timesonline.typepad.com/thegame/2009/01/footballs-top-1.html Wot, no Hibees? I know footballers aren't exactly renowned for their high IQ, but this lot take the biscuit.... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 David Beckham "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfstar Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Did driver not say after beating hibs in the cup "the most important thing was the 3 points" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecjambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 That Steven Ireland is an ersehole eh. Why not just tell them in the first place that his girlfriend had a miscarriage and Im sure Steve Staunton would have let him go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_C Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 There was another doing the rounds about Jason McAteer years ago. It may be an urban myth but he filled in a Credit Card application form. Employer - Liverpool FC Position - Right Midfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 The Ireland one surely has more underpinning it given he still refuses selection. As for Beckham, maybe some silly comments but beckham is a very intelligent guy and has made more of himself than he may have otherwise due to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 There was another doing the rounds about Jason McAteer years ago. It may be an urban myth but he filled in a Credit Card application form. Employer - Liverpool FC Position - Right Midfield That's not that bad..................for a footballer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 As for Beckham, maybe some silly comments but beckham is a very intelligent guy and has made more of himself than he may have otherwise due to it. My favourite Beckham one was when he was asked if he thought he was "volatile". He replied, "Yeah I'm pretty volatile, I can play on the right or in the middle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFCjamieHMFC Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 That Steven Ireland is an ersehole eh. Why not just tell them in the first place that his girlfriend had a miscarriage and Im sure Steve Staunton would have let him go home. Because he was actually getting a hair transplant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambosimmy Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Jason Macateer's comment is top class!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy McNulty Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Jason Macateer's comment is top class!! I believe that he was in a quandary because he was sitting in the dressing room figuring out what to say "Well, the gaffer plays me right midfield, but sometimes I play in the middle if we are short", etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stirlingshirejambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Did driver not say after beating hibs in the cup "the most important thing was the 3 points" I'm pretty sure Wayne Bridge said it's just another 3 points on the pitch being interviewed after Chelsea won the League Cup at the Millenium Stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboinparis Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Jason McAteer is hilarious: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nPPPVPcKkxk http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8GyhzeYBbrE&NR=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I'd still have John Greig in there, for answering on Quizball in the 70s that Vesuvius was "an ice-cream". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigandy Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Wheres Scott Broon?? Surely he deserves to be in fo his interview when Joan was manager at H*bs Interviewer - So Scott were you one of the players who met the manager on Friday? Broon - I dont know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirwalter Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Eddie Turnbull (numerous expletives deleted) - "The trouble wi' you Gordon is yir brains are a' in yer heid!" A relevant quotation which is one of my all time favourites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 http://timesonline.typepad.com/thegame/2009/01/footballs-top-1.html Wot, no Hibees? I know footballers aren't exactly renowned for their high IQ, but this lot take the biscuit.... :laugh: and this is coming from a woman, a blonde one at that! things must be bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted January 21, 2009 Author Share Posted January 21, 2009 and this is coming from a woman, a blonde one at that! things must be bad! Hey, I may be a woman, I may be blonde - but I sure as hell ain't dumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBreezey Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I think I read somewhere that Ledley King had broke a bone in his foot and was asked by the media which foot it was and he didnt know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 There was another doing the rounds about Jason McAteer years ago. It may be an urban myth but he filled in a Credit Card application form. Employer - Liverpool FC Position - Right Midfield I'm fairly sure I had an issue of Total Football in which he confirmed it was true I'm not sure how to take that comment. It's the sort of thing I'd put down for a **** take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 The Ireland one surely has more underpinning it given he still refuses selection.As for Beckham, maybe some silly comments but beckham is a very intelligent guy and has made more of himself than he may have otherwise due to it. Sometimes, Prancer, you just overstep the mark. No. 6, the MacAteer one was from a Two Ronnies sketch (the two bumpkins) when Jason was still a wee lad. That said, I've heard from folk who've dealt with him that he is just about as sharp as a beachball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theweeyin Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 i was unfortunate enough to serve stephen simmons when i used to work in a bar. he had a jar of change from the kitty but couldnt count out ?8.23 for the round, i had to do it for him! he wasn't even drunk as he was the designated driver and was only drinking cola! he also sounded like he was in the special class at school...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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