JamTarts1874 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Was out at Cav last night and bumped into David Obua. I was slightly drunk, told him I was a Hearts fan, season ticket and go to most away games. Congradulated him on Saturday's result, told him I was at the game and I thought that he played pretty well. I also said in my drunken state that he was gash at the start of the season but seems to be finding his form recentally and told him to keep it up. Total gent like and really tall and quite imposing in real life. Pointless post, but I Just thought I'd share it with you anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Haha. Found out at the weekend there a lass i know is seeing Chris Porter. I'm going to try get some info tonight regarding him and the Jambos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I am sure Obua and the rest of us can now sleep at night knowing that this actually happened! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superhearts51 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Ur a stalker lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Was out at Cav last night and bumped into David Obua. I was slightly drunk, told him I was a Hearts fan, season ticket and go to most away games. Congradulated him on Saturday's result, told him I was at the game and I thought that he played pretty well. I also said in my drunken state that he was gash at the start of the season but seems to be finding his form recentally and told him to keep it up. Total gent like and really tall and quite imposing in real life. Pointless post, but I Just thought I'd share it with you anyway! Did you ride him? Sorry for asking, but it is the Cav!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Was out at Cav last night and bumped into David Obua. I was slightly drunk, told him I was a Hearts fan, season ticket and go to most away games. Congradulated him on Saturday's result, told him I was at the game and I thought that he played pretty well. I also said in my drunken state that he was gash at the start of the season but seems to be finding his form recentally and told him to keep it up. Total gent like and really tall and quite imposing in real life. Pointless post, but I Just thought I'd share it with you anyway! You?ll never pull with chat like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamTarts1874 Posted January 19, 2009 Author Share Posted January 19, 2009 You?ll never pull with chat like that... Just trying to give the lad confidence like To be fair, he was getting roond all the lassies like a man on fire. I think the main reason I posted this thread is that I appear to still be slightly intoxicated from last night!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 How many footballers go to the Cav, jesus it's like an Edinburgh version of China Whites:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 And with being a student night on a sunday with a fair few under-agers. We could have another Rixxy scandal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I saw Andy Driver in Cav many moons ago, and I told him that he was a better player than Miko he shook my hand. I then cheekily asked him if he could buy me a drink - no such luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamTarts1874 Posted January 19, 2009 Author Share Posted January 19, 2009 And with being a student night on a sunday with a fair few under-agers. We could have another Rixxy scandal. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Any idea how footballers manage to get into Cav on a student night??? The bouncers probably let them in because they know they'll spend a fair bit of cash - that's my assumption! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adi Dassler Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 What is it with Hearts players and the Cav? Never once seen any of them in Citrus or Liquid Room. Chocolate Boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Just don't understand it. If I was on an SPL footballer's wages, I wouldn't be spending my time and money in a s***ehole like the Cavendish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 And with being a student night on a sunday with a fair few under-agers. We could have another Rixxy scandal. Grooming, eh:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Why is it that footballers have to go to such a shight place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Why is it that footballers have to go to such a shight place. Slags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djf Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Why is it that young men with minor celebrity status and decent disposeable income choose to go to a club full of impressionable girls wearing little/no clothes? One of lifes little mysteries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Slags Not being funny but I'd doubt very much that you'd have to go to that dive to pick up a *******. Plenty other places that would have slightly better looking slags that would still eat there own shight if asked nicely by a footballer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBjambo Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Was out at Cav last night and bumped into David Obua. I was slightly drunk, told him I was a Hearts fan, season ticket and go to most away games. Congradulated him on Saturday's result, told him I was at the game and I thought that he played pretty well. I also said in my drunken state that he was gash at the start of the season but seems to be finding his form recentally and told him to keep it up. Total gent like and really tall and quite imposing in real life. Pointless post, but I Just thought I'd share it with you anyway! You should have asked him why (with an uncle who was an olympic gold medal winner at the 400m) he's so slow and has a first touch to rival that of Makela??! Also for a big guy he appears to be a complete wimp on the pitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Atkinsons Microphone Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Not being funny but I'd doubt very much that you'd have to go to that dive to pick up a *******. Plenty other places that would have slightly better looking slags that would still eat there own shight if asked nicely by a footballer. Probably a good thing Obua isn't a footballer then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveandal Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 What is it with Hearts players and the Cav? Never once seen any of them in Citrus or Liquid Room. Chocolate Boys. Think I saw Robbie Neilson in the Liquid Rooms once........ it was Madchester and I turned round and he was just standing there. I said "Your F....... Robbie Neilson" he smiled and walked off so to summarise it probably wasn't him at all... I'll shut up now. http://scotsport.podbean.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Why is it that footballers have to go to such a shight place. Haven?t you noticed, we?re not scoring that much on the pitch, so perhaps best to take the easy chances?:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Haven?t you noticed, we?re not scoring that much on the pitch, so perhaps best to take the easy chances?:laugh: Good point, well made Spellczech... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Was out at Cav last night and bumped into David Obua. I was slightly drunk, told him I was a Hearts fan, season ticket and go to most away games. Congradulated him on Saturday's result, told him I was at the game and I thought that he played pretty well. I also said in my drunken state that he was gash at the start of the season but seems to be finding his form recentally and told him to keep it up. Total gent like and really tall and quite imposing in real life. Pointless post, but I Just thought I'd share it with you anyway! You must have been hammered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatore's Tash Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Just don't understand it. If I was on an SPL footballer's wages, I wouldn't be spending my time and money in a s***ehole like the Cavendish! Where would you go on a Sunday night?? And when was the last time you were in the place?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Cav is an absolute hole full of wee neds and slags. Bring back the Liquid Room - bloody kushi's!!!!:mad::mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroontothemax Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 You should have been in Cav last week, talked to Berra, Driver and Nade. Also was interested to see Aiden McGeady, Scott McDonald and Gary Caldwell there too, of course neither set of players mixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adi Dassler Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Think I saw Robbie Neilson in the Liquid Rooms once........ it was Madchester and I turned round and he was just standing there. I said "Your F....... Robbie Neilson" he smiled and walked off so to summarise it probably wasn't him at all... I'll shut up now. http://scotsport.podbean.com It's well known that Robbie likes his tunes, and he's never had a chocolate boy hairdressers barnet, so it's a possibility. I have it on good authority that by far the worst Hearts player for being a chocolate boy and cutting about Cav is Berra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easty1985 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 And with being a student night on a sunday with a fair few under-agers. We could have another Rixxy scandal. he is/was having relations with a girl i used to pelt...she is tiday. thats all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Ian Malcolm Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Cav is an absolute hole full of wee neds and slags. Bring back the Liquid Room - bloody kushi's!!!!:mad::mad: Don't badmouth the Khushi's! It simply burned down due to its own greatness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatore's Tash Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Cav is an absolute hole full of wee neds and slags. On a Friday/Saturday yeah but on a Sunday - full of students. Its busy..about the only place open on a Sunday..where you suggest the players go?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamTarts1874 Posted January 19, 2009 Author Share Posted January 19, 2009 You must have been hammered! To be fair, I was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slfjambo Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Haha. Found out at the weekend there a lass i know is seeing Chris Porter. I'm going to try get some info tonight regarding him and the Jambos! any update on porter coming to hearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasman Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Why is it that young men with minor celebrity status and decent disposeable income choose to go to a club full of impressionable girls wearing little/no clothes? One of lifes little mysteries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Think I saw Robbie Neilson in the Liquid Rooms once........ it was Madchester and I turned round and he was just standing there. I said "Your F....... Robbie Neilson" he smiled and walked off so to summarise it probably wasn't him at all... I'll shut up now. http://scotsport.podbean.com So was it Robbie or someone who was F****** Robbie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 And with being a student night on a sunday with a fair few under-agers. We could have another Rixxy scandal. was wondering this. You need a student card on a sunday. Even for his 'status' if they did look over this, Obua would've been the oldest in there by a mile and would have stuck out like a sore thumb. Did you meet him in the toilets trying to offer you some aftershave or a lollipop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 What is it with Hearts players and the Cav? Never once seen any of them in Citrus or Liquid Room. Chocolate Boys. There endeth the lesson sir, there endeth the lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT's & Irons Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I met Salvatori in Fingers once. Told him he was a ledgend and shook his hand. Just smiled and said thanksT. hink he was as pished as I was. Definitely not a chocolate boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Did you show him what a football looked like and explained to him what to do with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 was wondering this. You need a student card on a sunday. Even for his 'status' if they did look over this, Obua would've been the oldest in there by a mile and would have stuck out like a sore thumb. Did you meet him in the toilets trying to offer you some aftershave or a lollipop? To be fair he is what? 24. He definitely would have been one of the oldest but there are some really dodgy folk going round on a student night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlett Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 you should have told him hes pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adi Dassler Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Next time you see him tell him he can stick his 'lucky' green boots up his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveandal Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 So was it Robbie or someone who was F****** Robbie Well there was a girl with him it would have made alot more sense if I had said it to her I suppose but I may have had a lemonade or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Did you show him what a football looked like and explained to him what to do with it? Steady on big guy, the guy is only at stage one - learning to stand upright he moves on to ball fundamentals in March Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsnomarooned Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Was out at Cav last night and bumped into David Obua. I was slightly drunk, told him I was a Hearts fan, season ticket and go to most away games. Congradulated him on Saturday's result, told him I was at the game and I thought that he played pretty well. I also said in my drunken state that he was gash at the start of the season but seems to be finding his form recentally and told him to keep it up. Total gent like and really tall and quite imposing in real life. Pointless post, but I Just thought I'd share it with you anyway! it would appear you still are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow Jambo Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 It's well known that Robbie likes his tunes, and he's never had a chocolate boy hairdressers barnet, so it's a possibility. I have it on good authority that by far the worst Hearts player for being a chocolate boy and cutting about Cav is Berra. ??????? What is the chocolate boy reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rust Cohle Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 To all those saying cav is full of wee dirties and slags, you are 100% correct. I had oral sex performed on me on the stairs there a couple of years ago. Fact. End of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Most footballers are basically just chavs with no taste, style or sense of what's cool whatsoever. No surprise they hang around the thick as a lifestyle option, 2week holiday on the costas getting mongoed on WKD, fake tan, dancing round handbags brigade (and that's just the blokes). It's their natural playground. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 To all those saying cav is full of wee dirties and slags, you are 100% correct. I had oral sex performed on me on the stairs there a couple of years ago. Fact. End of. I hope you got his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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