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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC

Right, now that Gorgie Aggro is alive and kicking again who do we all think Robbie is going to leather tomorrow?

 

I think Ian Murrays going to feel the wrath of 'The Tackle'.

 

Hopefully Robbie is weighing up his options now. Let's think about it, Murray is a jakey wee ^^^^ who shaved a date in the back of his head to wind us up, pished in a charity shop door way and has arthritis.

 

There are a few contenders but that's my shout.

 

The only thing this week is that I doubt Hibs will be as reluctant to scrap with Nade as the poofy sheep were. They have that Bamba boy and he's a big chap as well.

 

Whoah, whoah, whoah it's magic! You know! There's going to be GORGIE AGGRO.

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Morais v Wallace - A true battle of neds. Morais favourite past time is to kick bouncers in the chops while our Lee loves to cruise about Sighthill in his sooped up Corsa with 50 Cents greatest hits pumping out the stereo. Lee has the advantage here due to his underground connections and access to fire arms. Morais will run the risk of a battering tonight by any bouncer he comes across.

 

Verdict - Wallace wins by death to Morais.

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Morais v Wallace - A true battle of neds. Morais favourite past time is to kick bouncers in the chops while our Lee loves to cruise about Sighthill in his sooped up Corsa with 50 Cents greatest hits pumping out the stereo. Lee has the advantage here due to his underground connections and access to fire arms. Morais will run the risk of a battering tonight by any bouncer he comes across.

 

Verdict - Wallace wins by death to Morais.

 

It's funny, these two are actually good pals.

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tommythejambo
:laugh:

 

Mana to The Borthers for his work.

 

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Amen to that.

 

Very rarely actually laugh out loud whilst reading KB.

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jamboinglasgow
The coaches:

 

Paatelainen v The Loverman Laszlo - Some say big Mixu is past his prime the ring, and they'd be spot on. Csaba Laszlo had to walk 325 miles to get his messages in Uganda, and still have the stamina to confuse jounalists in a press conference afterwards.

Result: Laszlo on the judges' decision.

 

Park v Wanna Berger - Donald Park is a wily old fox, and has sat in the corner for both sides. This moment's indecision could be crucial, and Werner is known for a brutish left hook, if Csaba lets him. Berger is also liable to celebrate with two thumbs up, ala his alter-ego, The Fonz.

Result: Berger by knockout in the 6th.

 

Marshall v Mr Gloverman Ramoska - Gordon Marshall is a tremendous, experienced coach of many fabulous Hibernian goalkeeping heroes. He also once lamped a ballboy at Tynecastle - that's how hard he is. Arturas Ramoska has the advantage of no one knowing what he looks like, but if he's wearing a Hearts tracksuit in the vein of the one worn by the unfortunate kid in 1995, it'll be a red rag to a bull for Marshall.

Result: Marshall to hit a KO blow in the 8th when Ramoska starts laughing at his opponent's track record with keepers.

 

in my view the battle of pantylining v Mr Loverman CSABA goes - Mixu is a heavyweight and has a hefty hook, but against the loverman he may of met his match. Loverman has boundless energy and has not slept since 1992 due to never running out of energy. This means he can come quickly with short jabs then skip around mixu tiring him out, while taunting him the whole time which makes Mixu even more sleeply, finally landing his patented uppercut.

ResultCsaba KO in the 10th round when Csaba finishes an exhausted Mixu.

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