Why is that such an insult?

[Diane]

Partly inspired by some of the abuse that gets hurled around at football matches, I was pondering this the other day and wondered what fellow Kickbackers thoughts are on the subject.

 

Difficult to do without bypassing the sweary filter (which is a bad thing), but there's a well known insult which starts with "w" and ends with "er". And there's a similar one, not as frequently used, which starts with a "t" and has effectively the same meaning.

 

Surely, as an insult, this should be about as effective as accusing someone of breathing, or eating hot meals on a daily basis?

 

I mean - everyone does, right?

[Tynie b]

Partly inspired by some of the abuse that gets hurled around at football matches, I was pondering this the other day and wondered what fellow Kickbackers thoughts are on the subject.

 

Difficult to do without bypassing the sweary filter (which is a bad thing), but there's a well known insult which starts with "w" and ends with "er". And there's a similar one, not as frequently used, which starts with a "t" and has effectively the same meaning.

 

Surely, as an insult, this should be about as effective as accusing someone of breathing, or eating hot meals on a daily basis?

 

I mean - everyone does, right?

 

When you do do it...I'd say

 

 

 

As long as you're a Lady...If not, Trott on T***ER!! :xmasgrin::xmasbabe:

[Beverley]

diane, i've said that for years

 

 

and anyone who denies it is a bloody liar lol

[Eric Shin]

diane, i've said that for years

 

 

and anyone who denies it is a bloody liar lol

 

 

[Diane]

Yes, Bev, I've been saying it for years too. Just thought the... ahem... general demographic of kickback users may be able to shed some light on the phenomenon.

 

But, naturally, instead of any pithy, relevant or intelligent contributions, we just get requests for pictures of us playing with ourselves.

 

Shouldn't have expected anything else, really.

[davemclaren]

Yes, Bev, I've been saying it for years too. Just thought the... ahem... general demographic of kickback users may be able to shed some light on the phenomenon.

 

But, naturally, instead of any pithy, relevant or intelligent contributions, we just get requests for pictures of us playing with ourselves.

 

Shouldn't have expected anything else, really.

 

Some things are best left unsaid Diane. :xmastongue:

[Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC]

Why is it such a taboo subject anyway?

 

For guys it's more weird if you don't do it.

 

For burds you are labelled some sort of Satanic Slut if you admit to it!

[Beverley]

Yes, Bev, I've been saying it for years too. Just thought the... ahem... general demographic of kickback users may be able to shed some light on the phenomenon.

 

But, naturally, instead of any pithy, relevant or intelligent contributions, we just get requests for pictures of us playing with ourselves.

 

Shouldn't have expected anything else, really.

 

aye, never saw that coming at all (pun intended)

[Eric Shin]

aye, never saw that coming at all (pun intended)

 

 

sorry , having seen your pic , maybe i'll just have a cup o' tea

 

Kidding

[Goose Baxter]

Its not a sort of question that guys get asked to be honest, We dont go up to each other and say ' he big man do you skelpt it'

 

Its just what all guys do, We know that every guy does it.

 

And anyone who says they dont is a god damm liar.

[neave]

Women playing with themselves and talking about it FTW.

[The Doctor]

But calling someone a ****** isn't really connected to whether they masturbate. Being a ****** is an attitude, there are lots of people who masturbate who aren't ******s. But there are people who are ******s whatever they do. The pastime of masturbation doesn't necessarily qualify you for ****** status.

 

Some ******s;

 

Some people are dicks, that excuse for a referee Brines for example. I have no doubt he masturbates, but he's a dick not a ******. Gordon Strachan is the same, but Aiden McGeady is a ****.

 

I came across this fine establishment just now

http://www.******scorner.com/

 

I want to go there.

 

(the swear filter has taken out the crucial letters, fill them in yourselves, it's worth it!)

[Craigieboy]

Well, I've seen it all now.

 

And people had a go at me about my 'clean exit' (sh yte) thread.

 

:xmassick:

[Grumpy]

Its not a sort of question that guys get asked to be honest, We dont go up to each other and say ' he big man do you skelpt it'

 

Its just what all guys do, We know that every guy does it.

 

And anyone who says they dont is a god damm liar.

 

I think its safe to say that if this was discussed more openly there would be a lot less handshaking in the world.

 

FFS the masons would be in turmoil :xmaseye:

[alwaysthereinspirit]

I think it's a disgusting habit and I for one will not be doing it anymore.:xmascrazy: at least not at work or in church. Well at least not in church. Maybe.

[Le Chat]

You know what they say;

 

You can beat an egg.............

 

[Grumpy]

You know what they say;

 

You can beat an egg.............

 

 

..... what are you saying? Do you do something else whilst beating the egg? :xmasoh:

[Le Chat]

..... what are you saying? Do you do something whilst cooking the egg? :xmasoh:

 

You can beat an egg, but you cannae beat a w....

[Geeky Boy]

You know what they say;

 

You can beat an egg.............

 

And you can beat a carpet !!! :xmassick: :xmaseye:

[Goose Baxter]

I think its safe to say that if this was discussed more openly there would be a lot less handshaking in the world.

 

FFS the masons would be in turmoil :xmaseye:

 

Maybe it is something that we should speak more off them, i mean we all do it. So why be so shy.

 

A **** a day.........helps you work rest and play!! :xmastongue:

[The Old Tolbooth]

Well, I've seen it all now.

 

And people had a go at me about my 'clean exit' (sh yte) thread.

 

:xmassick:

 

I'm gobsmacked you haven't went to town on this thread mate

 

Canny beat a good thrash of the rack, anyone who disagrees is a liar

 

Fact, end off, hope this helps (just to be annoying)

[Guest]

W****** are useful people to know

 

They always come in handy :xmasgrin:

[Gambo]

I don't mind listening to ladies talking about doing diy or reading about them doing diy, but tbh i have no interest in reading or listening to men talking about doing diy.

[Sawdust Caesar]

I only do it because it reduces your chance of getting prostate cancer by a third.

[Ron Burgundy]

I've never tried it before but might give it a go as my new year resolution.

[Beverley]

I only do it because it reduces your chance of getting prostate cancer by a third.

 

i'll be safe then

 

 

if i had one i mean

[bighusref]

But calling someone a ****** isn't really connected to whether they masturbate. Being a ****** is an attitude, there are lots of people who masturbate who aren't ******s. But there are people who are ******s whatever they do. The pastime of masturbation doesn't necessarily qualify you for ****** status.

 

Some ******s;

 

Some people are dicks, that excuse for a referee Brines for example. I have no doubt he masturbates, but he's a dick not a ******. Gordon Strachan is the same, but Aiden McGeady is a ****.

 

I came across this fine establishment just now

http://www.******scorner.com/

 

I want to go there.

 

(the swear filter has taken out the crucial letters, fill them in yourselves, it's worth it!)

 

Great acting Gary!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hopefully not too obscure Team America reference.

[John]

I only do it because it reduces your chance of getting prostate cancer by a third.

 

wow, i wont get it till i'm 356 years old then.

 

btw, if god intended man (& woman) to w*** he would have given us hands.

[K1874M]

wow, i wont get it till i'm 356 years old then.

 

btw, if god intended man (& woman) to w*** he would have given us hands.

 

Or arms long enuff to reach.

[John]

Or arms long enuff to reach.

 

exactly