i8hibsh Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 (edited) Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail. Basically it means "get to ****, I canae be ersed going through the back to look" No wonder so many retail establishments are going chebs up! Edited December 29, 2008 by JKBMod 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hughesie27 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 (edited) Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail. Basically it means "get to **** , I canae be ersed going through the back to look" No wonder so many retail establishments are going chebs up! No. Edited December 29, 2008 by JKBMod 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
N User Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Depends sometimes they may be telling the truth. I remember working in a Supermarket as a student and customers getting in a big strop because I wouldn't check for certain things when I knew (for a FACT!) we didn't have them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 I've worked in retail before and it genuinely does mean that's all that is out. Stop posting please. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
i8hibsh Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 I've worked in retail before and it genuinely does mean that's all that is out. Stop posting please. you worked in retail!!! Did you sell ball bags? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
I.J Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail. Unless they told me they'd shagged my granny's corpse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Generic Username Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 I've worked in retail before and it genuinely does mean that's all that is out. Stop posting please. Tell him you've just licked your fingers. That'll send him running. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tazio Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Did you sell ball bags? Do you need one? How odd. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Generic Username Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Unless they told me they'd shagged my granny's corpse. We've been over and over this. It was a one off thing. Stop bringing it up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
i8hibsh Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 Do you need one? How odd. Nah Partridge sorted me out........... he also gave me the following A scrotom A Huge Bell End Jizz stick :xmasgrin: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 you worked in retail!!! Did you sell ball bags? No. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
I.J Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 We've been over and over this. It was a one off thing. Stop bringing it up. Yeah, but you didn't need to video it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
i8hibsh Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 Yeah, but you didn't need to video it. I but then he couldnae bluetooth it:xmasgrin: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Generic Username Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Yeah, but you didn't need to video it. The local kids wanted to see a scary movie, what else was I meant to do? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Generic Username Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Nah Partridge sorted me out........... he also gave me the following A scrotom A Huge Bell End Jizz stick :xmasgrin: So you've got; A scrotum, a novelty sized helmet and a "shaft" made entirely of jizz. I wish you all the best next time you decide to whip that out for a lady. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Tolbooth Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 (edited) Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail. Basically it means "get to **** , I canae be ersed going through the back to look" No wonder so many retail establishments are going chebs up! Someone didn't get laid last night methinks Edited December 29, 2008 by JKBMod 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slashishere Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 (edited) Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail. Basically it means "get to ****, I canae be ersed going through the back to look" No wonder so many retail establishments are going chebs up! You appear to be in a bit of a mood today, may I suggest you post a babe thread to cheer yourself up a bit! Edited December 29, 2008 by JKBMod 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Generic Username Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 You appear to be in a bit of a mood today, may I suggest you post a babe thread to cheer yourself up a bit! That's just what we need. ANOTHER thread about who he'd like to stick his nib in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
UnworthyPapaLazaru Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 You appear to be in a bit of a mood today, may I suggest you post a babe thread to cheer yourself up a bit! Puberty is hitting this laddie quite hard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scott_jambo Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 So you've got; A scrotum, a novelty sized helmet and a "shaft" made entirely of jizz. I wish you all the best next time you decide to whip that out for a lady. Did you not out yourself as gay a few months back? Im not against homosexuality but there is no need to discuss what you fantasise about in such graphic detail on a football messageboard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Generic Username Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Did you not out yourself as gay a few months back? Im not against homosexuality but there is no need to discuss what you fantasise about in such graphic detail on a football messageboard. I must have missed that particular revelation. I'm glad it's stuck so vividly in your mind though. Gaylord. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scott_jambo Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 I must have missed that particular revelation. I'm glad it's stuck so vividly in your mind though. Gaylord. whoppaa! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
I.J Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Audioslave yesterday: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Benzinho Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail. Basically it means "get to ****, I canae be ersed going through the back to look" No wonder so many retail establishments are going chebs up! When I worked in Sports Division many years ago, that was by far the most annoying question you would get from customers, "Do you have any more of these 'through the back'? ", as if 'through the back' was some magical world where you could simply conjure up stock that wasn't there. Although there may be the odd case of someone who just can't be a*sed, in most cases they just mean "It's just what's out". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gorgie kev Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail. Basically it means "get to ****, I canae be ersed going through the back to look" No wonder so many retail establishments are going chubs up! Edited to what it should say :xmasgrin::xmasgrin::xmasgrin: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SharpJambo Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Hate to admit it but I have been known to say this when I can't be ersed going to have a look.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 (edited) Someone didn't get laid last night methinks Jesus John, you could post this every day for a year and be right more often than not:xmasgrin: Anyway, re the OP, calm down, they work in a shop, not going to be known for their mental prowess are they. Here fishy fishy Edited December 30, 2008 by S.U.S.S. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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