Jump to content

"It's just what's out"


i8hibsh

Recommended Posts

Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail.

 

Basically it means "get to ****, I canae be ersed going through the back to look"

 

No wonder so many retail establishments are going chebs up!

Edited by JKBMod 2
Link to post
Share on other sites
Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail.

 

Basically it means "get to **** , I canae be ersed going through the back to look"

 

No wonder so many retail establishments are going chebs up!

No.

Edited by JKBMod 2
Link to post
Share on other sites

Depends sometimes they may be telling the truth.

 

I remember working in a Supermarket as a student and customers getting in a big strop because I wouldn't check for certain things when I knew (for a FACT!) we didn't have them.

Link to post
Share on other sites
I've worked in retail before and it genuinely does mean that's all that is out.

 

Stop posting please.

 

you worked in retail!!!

 

Did you sell ball bags?

Link to post
Share on other sites
Generic Username
I've worked in retail before and it genuinely does mean that's all that is out.

 

Stop posting please.

 

Tell him you've just licked your fingers.

 

That'll send him running.

Link to post
Share on other sites
Generic Username
Unless they told me they'd shagged my granny's corpse.

 

We've been over and over this.

 

It was a one off thing.

 

Stop bringing it up.

Link to post
Share on other sites
Do you need one?

 

How odd.

 

Nah Partridge sorted me out........... he also gave me the following

 

A scrotom

A Huge Bell End

Jizz stick

 

:xmasgrin:

Link to post
Share on other sites
Yeah, but you didn't need to video it.

 

I but then he couldnae bluetooth it:xmasgrin:

Link to post
Share on other sites
Generic Username
Nah Partridge sorted me out........... he also gave me the following

 

A scrotom

A Huge Bell End

Jizz stick

 

:xmasgrin:

 

So you've got;

 

A scrotum, a novelty sized helmet and a "shaft" made entirely of jizz.

 

I wish you all the best next time you decide to whip that out for a lady.

Link to post
Share on other sites
The Old Tolbooth
Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail.

 

Basically it means "get to **** , I canae be ersed going through the back to look"

 

No wonder so many retail establishments are going chebs up!

 

Someone didn't get laid last night methinks :)

Edited by JKBMod 2
Link to post
Share on other sites
Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail.

 

Basically it means "get to ****, I canae be ersed going through the back to look"

 

No wonder so many retail establishments are going chebs up!

 

You appear to be in a bit of a mood today, may I suggest you post a babe thread to cheer yourself up a bit!

Edited by JKBMod 2
Link to post
Share on other sites
Generic Username
You appear to be in a bit of a mood today, may I suggest you post a babe thread to cheer yourself up a bit!

 

That's just what we need.

 

ANOTHER thread about who he'd like to stick his nib in.

Link to post
Share on other sites
UnworthyPapaLazaru
You appear to be in a bit of a mood today, may I suggest you post a babe thread to cheer yourself up a bit!

 

Puberty is hitting this laddie quite hard.

Link to post
Share on other sites
So you've got;

 

A scrotum, a novelty sized helmet and a "shaft" made entirely of jizz.

 

I wish you all the best next time you decide to whip that out for a lady.

 

Did you not out yourself as gay a few months back?

 

Im not against homosexuality but there is no need to discuss what you fantasise about in such graphic detail on a football messageboard.

Link to post
Share on other sites
Generic Username
Did you not out yourself as gay a few months back?

 

Im not against homosexuality but there is no need to discuss what you fantasise about in such graphic detail on a football messageboard.

 

I must have missed that particular revelation.

 

I'm glad it's stuck so vividly in your mind though.

 

Gaylord.

Link to post
Share on other sites
Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail.

 

Basically it means "get to ****, I canae be ersed going through the back to look"

 

No wonder so many retail establishments are going chebs up!

 

When I worked in Sports Division many years ago, that was by far the most annoying question you would get from customers, "Do you have any more of these 'through the back'? ", as if 'through the back' was some magical world where you could simply conjure up stock that wasn't there.

 

Although there may be the odd case of someone who just can't be a*sed, in most cases they just mean "It's just what's out".

Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest gorgie kev
Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail.

 

Basically it means "get to ****, I canae be ersed going through the back to look"

 

No wonder so many retail establishments are going chubs up!

 

Edited to what it should say :xmasgrin::xmasgrin::xmasgrin:

Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest S.U.S.S.
Someone didn't get laid last night methinks :)

 

Jesus John, you could post this every day for a year and be right more often than not:xmasgrin:

 

Anyway, re the OP, calm down, they work in a shop, not going to be known for their mental prowess are they.

 

 

 

Here fishy fishy

Edited by S.U.S.S.
Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...