"It's just what's out"

[i8hibsh]

Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail.

 

Basically it means "get to ****, I canae be ersed going through the back to look"

 

No wonder so many retail establishments are going chebs up!

[hughesie27]

Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail.

 

Basically it means "get to **** , I canae be ersed going through the back to look"

 

No wonder so many retail establishments are going chebs up!

No.

[N User]

Depends sometimes they may be telling the truth.

 

I remember working in a Supermarket as a student and customers getting in a big strop because I wouldn't check for certain things when I knew (for a FACT!) we didn't have them.

[Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC]

I've worked in retail before and it genuinely does mean that's all that is out.

 

Stop posting please.

[i8hibsh]

I've worked in retail before and it genuinely does mean that's all that is out.

 

Stop posting please.

 

you worked in retail!!!

 

Did you sell ball bags?

[I.J]

Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail.

 

Unless they told me they'd shagged my granny's corpse.

[Generic Username]

I've worked in retail before and it genuinely does mean that's all that is out.

 

Stop posting please.

 

Tell him you've just licked your fingers.

 

That'll send him running.

[Tazio]

Did you sell ball bags?

 

 

Do you need one?

 

How odd.

[Generic Username]

Unless they told me they'd shagged my granny's corpse.

 

We've been over and over this.

 

It was a one off thing.

 

Stop bringing it up.

[i8hibsh]

Do you need one?

 

How odd.

 

Nah Partridge sorted me out........... he also gave me the following

 

A scrotom

A Huge Bell End

Jizz stick

 

:xmasgrin:

[Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC]

you worked in retail!!!

 

Did you sell ball bags?

 

No.

[I.J]

We've been over and over this.

 

It was a one off thing.

 

Stop bringing it up.

 

Yeah, but you didn't need to video it.

[i8hibsh]

Yeah, but you didn't need to video it.

 

I but then he couldnae bluetooth it:xmasgrin:

[Generic Username]

Yeah, but you didn't need to video it.

 

The local kids wanted to see a scary movie, what else was I meant to do?

[Generic Username]

Nah Partridge sorted me out........... he also gave me the following

 

A scrotom

A Huge Bell End

Jizz stick

 

:xmasgrin:

 

So you've got;

 

A scrotum, a novelty sized helmet and a "shaft" made entirely of jizz.

 

I wish you all the best next time you decide to whip that out for a lady.

[The Old Tolbooth]

Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail.

 

Basically it means "get to **** , I canae be ersed going through the back to look"

 

No wonder so many retail establishments are going chebs up!

 

Someone didn't get laid last night methinks

[slashishere]

Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail.

 

Basically it means "get to ****, I canae be ersed going through the back to look"

 

No wonder so many retail establishments are going chebs up!

 

You appear to be in a bit of a mood today, may I suggest you post a babe thread to cheer yourself up a bit!

[Generic Username]

You appear to be in a bit of a mood today, may I suggest you post a babe thread to cheer yourself up a bit!

 

That's just what we need.

 

ANOTHER thread about who he'd like to stick his nib in.

[UnworthyPapaLazaru]

You appear to be in a bit of a mood today, may I suggest you post a babe thread to cheer yourself up a bit!

 

Puberty is hitting this laddie quite hard.

[scott_jambo]

So you've got;

 

A scrotum, a novelty sized helmet and a "shaft" made entirely of jizz.

 

I wish you all the best next time you decide to whip that out for a lady.

 

Did you not out yourself as gay a few months back?

 

Im not against homosexuality but there is no need to discuss what you fantasise about in such graphic detail on a football messageboard.

[Generic Username]

Did you not out yourself as gay a few months back?

 

Im not against homosexuality but there is no need to discuss what you fantasise about in such graphic detail on a football messageboard.

 

I must have missed that particular revelation.

 

I'm glad it's stuck so vividly in your mind though.

 

Gaylord.

[scott_jambo]

I must have missed that particular revelation.

 

I'm glad it's stuck so vividly in your mind though.

Gaylord.

 

whoppaa!

[I.J]

Audioslave yesterday:

 

[Benzinho]

Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail.

 

Basically it means "get to ****, I canae be ersed going through the back to look"

 

No wonder so many retail establishments are going chebs up!

 

When I worked in Sports Division many years ago, that was by far the most annoying question you would get from customers, "Do you have any more of these 'through the back'? ", as if 'through the back' was some magical world where you could simply conjure up stock that wasn't there.

 

Although there may be the odd case of someone who just can't be a*sed, in most cases they just mean "It's just what's out".

[Guest gorgie kev]

Could this be the single most annoying thing EVER you could hear from someone in retail.

 

Basically it means "get to ****, I canae be ersed going through the back to look"

 

No wonder so many retail establishments are going chubs up!

 

Edited to what it should say :xmasgrin::xmasgrin::xmasgrin:

[SharpJambo]

Hate to admit it but I have been known to say this when I can't be ersed going to have a look..

[Guest S.U.S.S.]

Someone didn't get laid last night methinks

 

Jesus John, you could post this every day for a year and be right more often than not:xmasgrin:

 

Anyway, re the OP, calm down, they work in a shop, not going to be known for their mental prowess are they.

 

 

 

Here fishy fishy